My uncles Cat

My uncles cat is a stinky thing.

He pukes and pees and shits.
He claws the furniture and plays with things.
I wish I could kill it.
He constantly begs for tasty treats.
Is always right there at my feet.
I wish I could throw him out in the street.
I hate my uncles cat.

My uncles cat is a nosy thing.

He climbs and sniffs and lurks.
He pukes in the hall and climbs on the sink.
Where humans brush their teeth and drink.
Why God have a cat.
They stink, they stink.
I hate my uncles cat.

My uncles cat is a lurking tom.

He slinks and prowls and purrs.
His claws are sharp and unfortunately
His meow is even worse.
Always wanting something.
Yowling and mewling too.
I wish I could do something.
I hate my uncles cat.

By; Phil G. Inman Sr.

April 14th 2010