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Hindi

Itne Pyaar se?


Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se
2nd Sardar : Itne Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai

Kharab sangat ka asar


Wife: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir
gaye thay.
Husband: Kya bataoon, sab galat sangati
ka asar hai, hum 4 dost 1 bottle, aur
woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Itne Kum Marks!!

Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad


marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos
master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Shadi nahi kar sakta


Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main
tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale
mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun
hai?
Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche

If you will try to kiss


Girl : If you will try to kiss me main shor
macha dungi
Boy : Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl : I know per formality to karni hi
padegi.

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