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Vampires in Town
I bet youve heard about the Hallbrooks kid who caused a two-vehicle wreck because he was shaving his legs. Guess
that makes the time you drove with your elbows while eating a Whopper downright virtuous, doesnt it? Officer said
the car John was driving crashed into the back of a pick-up truck at about 45mph. His reaction time was slowed due to
maintaining his female side rather than paying attention to the road. Oh, like thats never happened to you? Mr.
Hallbrook admitted to be going to a swim meet and forgot to shave ahead of time.
The guy in the pick-up truck only had burns on his chest from the airbags deploying.
Turns out John was driving without a valid drivers license, he was suspended from
the swim team. Way to go John Hallbrook!
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