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:::: Santa Banta Short

Jokes ::::

1.
Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or
kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine
nakal krai h
santa-na g hum kahenge sir to
bhut harami tha,
kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia.

2.
BANTA-tera history da paper
kaisa hua ?
SANTA-bhout bura,
Saalo ne mere birth se B phale
K question puch rakhe the.

3.
SaNTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud
or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha
BaNTA-Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log
He Roz Roti Chickn K Saath
Khate he

4.
SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi
jati hai
BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi
Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab
kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya
cheej hai

5.
Santa : aaj meri bakri ne pehla
anda diya hai!
Banta : bakri kaise anda de
sakti hai?
Santa : Arre yaar maine apni
murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai

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