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Lil Wayne has officially left Cash Money Records

stating, Cash Money Records is a slave contract. Prior reports
lead everyone to believe that Lil Wayne and Baby had, in fact,
reconciled their differences. Apparently, this is not the case as Lil
Wayne announced a surprise press conference earlier this day.
It was at this press conference where Lil Wayne on to call Baby a
slave master, recounting the horrors he would face on a daily
basis at Cash Money Records as well as the extent the record
label went in order to stifle the artists creativity.
Baby had just gone crazy with power, and even though I was his
bestselling artist, I wasnt getting that kind of respect, stated the
visibly shaken Lil Wayne as the EMTs placed a warm blanket
around his shoulder. Im just happy to be out of there.
I wanted to write a historical novel on legendary Naval battles
throughout time and Baby said that it would destroy my street
cred. He controlled my career like that all the time. He told me
not to play the guitar anymore. He said I should take lessons on
playing the guitar before I just start making records claiming I
play the guitar. He shot down my one man show, said the hiphop icon nearly in tears.
But, thats not the only thing. Baby was getting like Caligula
crazy. Every morning, hed have a human centipede bring him a
pimp cup of syzurp, and nah, it wasnt codeine. It was just maple
syrup, said the physically convulsing Weezy.