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    The new-age way to get your daily dose of desi humour. Anytime, anywhere. With our easy-to-use app, you can get access to funny Hindi Jokes shared by desi joke lovers across the world. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.happie.jetlabs.happie

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    Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

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    Maahi Behl
    The new-age way to get your daily dose of desi humour. Anytime, anywhere. With our easy-to-use app, you can get access to funny Hindi Jokes shared by desi joke lovers across the world. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.happie.jetlabs.happie

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    SANTA BANTA HINDI

    JOKES

    1
    Banta: Why has the Government fixed voting age
    18 years and marriage age 21 years?
    Santa: Yeh to bahut aasan sa sawal hai.
    Banta [hairan hokar]: To batao jawab..
    Santa: Government ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna
    aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi!

    2
    Santa ka sawal:

    Yeh duniya bhi badi ajeeb hai..

    Jab mein chup rehta hoon to woh mujhe 'Bewaqoof'


    samajhti hai.

    Aur Jab bolta hoon.....to unka shaq yakin mein badal


    jata hai..

    3
    Santa Akshay Kumar ki 'Housefull' movie dekhane
    gaya. Magar dekh nahi saka.
    Banta: Oye ! Tu to kitane bar theatre mein gaya
    tha. Magar movie kyon nahin dekhi ?
    Santa: Arre, jab bhi main movie ka ticket nikal ne
    ja ta to mujhe har bar housefull ka board hi
    dikhata !

    4
    Banta: Arre Santa, tu aaj doctor ke paas janewala
    tha na.. ?
    Santa: Haan yaar, janewala to tha.
    Banta: Phir kya hua?
    Santa: Aaj meri tabiyat thik nahin hai na..isiliye
    kal chala jaunga..

    5
    Santa ne hair cutting ki dukan kholi. Yeh sunkar
    Banta shaving karane ke liye Santa ki dukan me gaya.
    Santa: Muchh rakhani hai?
    Banta: Jee Haan, rakhani hai.
    Santa ne Banta ki puri muchh kaat di aur Banta ke
    hath me rakh di.
    Santa: Yeh lo! Sambhal ke leke jao!! Jaha rakhani hai
    rakh lo!!!

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