‘CHARACTERS.
JERE = nifemed sci gud, le 205
WILLIAM, his capa, ate 20
BILL, 2 unifcmed pica, around 30
DAWN, his ook pares, ely 205
PLACE ,
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TIME
Present
LOBBY HERO
Senet
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AVILLIAM. Her coin there FP
JERE Ob, js Bin tanks
{VILLIAM Any probleme ong?
JEFE Nopaicne
FeLi to an lm wh poe we ing hee?
Jefe Ok
XEULLIAM hawt peut coring ot of he bui
ing ati
FON vt ic —
ABILLIAN Yount soln what ew ings?
JEP Oh he warp Sig vaca ha al
AWILLIRB On ou
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SLLIAR A soi alo you?
JEFE. ang) oon oe fe aes
Misha Can yur bok?
SESE Sue (lon bot ose prin baka statin)
te jut watering Tht one oie
SLL (On har) Wo, Ba?
IEEE ek
WILLIAM thw you dt wie dwn?
IEE Um
NALLIAML De yr know yu poe we dv?
JEEE Um, yo
AWILLIANE "Deyo know thc whenever the pox coe to he
eis youre auppoed 0 akan eat Tas wt his
Sec Roma fe ight ee
IE tent
WILLIAM Did you know sae
JERE ee
ALLAN. Then aw some hn ny?
JEFR Bosuse he war bon ssi i ha why.
WILLIAM Then how cme here ety on then ho?
JEFR Beaute fina fap?
AQILLIAM Set No edi he Spel Rema td say
Senn ttn ebook. No cod No ay
IEEE Doyou mate econ sign eta
AWLLIAN Yr Oc sgn fom, Yr And sh wa yo do
too. Tha what eho dos, wo works under me Now— Ce
‘nat peck) No no 90, los, if ou sick the es hea You
tee hoe have a ducson bot whether toot ou wee fe
"fl nr deking wo the es you undead? Now ex ime he
‘ope come fir ofc busines make spec ene fia so
it and you dos wit to ofend then eter he vis your. OF
JEFE OF
WILLIAM, Now wie it down, Ad imate hen ese aad
nen he (fd) Se, map sloppy. soppy Brey
Sime Tene bere an, you always aging and eg jes
find pring onthe charm, and yous dopy om the job. Lok =
‘the oka thi (Opn be ir of oP ioe) Lk is
cee i ema. — Lk thi You og wpe,
‘odes ig c mupoins — Tas Es dag
tne, Now Lal os den hs tt op na Tigh A
‘ehhh Basel on anyon ening op
‘eee te on dy. Tat ony own ine
JERE ey Wl, je sek
AetLLnS Norman =
JEFR. Tam the mow coins gy hice big
‘Terao hae gaye ea bunch cc aaa dep
SETLLIAM No for ng they
IEEE. Norton? Tae toe —
VILLIANS Ayano my comand hoc
then ot ard ype ons ete an Fn rng yon
fr fr wing anda ns ou, mao ged
fan OR Bur ou va malig kc ef art pr)
Noam Brey sme rm sand Tm gone ke a
Sikes irenierie ones bor stones eyes
JERE" How ee app tay mk ido or
Jr no ig
SSHULLAM in gad ner ha, ce er cach yo
tent de ce png on ci il fi: ors one
{po pled wee Le Moms ron log
Sc wa oo yuan ene ad ho
nich and adn Up and aye had i oe
ShirandTi'deheame dang ou Bo yorundesa
[REE Yayo cea Tho cry wari ow you
Et har lny od mn gt bbe be ws upon oe
SCTLLAM. Hera oing hs nm Nl ping hin
Testes mop Nowim got sk you gan Won es ato
Sng et
TEBE Tou vy he we.
AILLAM. Became wae akig co cee, want
out tlle fren he id ou nue wane you me.
Sojovundenand
JERE We He est kab you,
‘muane Of
JEP. Why wold e be king you? Or soul ak,
7WILLIAM, 1s one of your busines, man
EEE OK Tin not mt
WILLIAM. "Seo Aways gots be invading somebody private
snes
IEEE Thy ge of ny bk al igh?
WILLIAM. ‘Exawe me?
JEPE Ta geoff iy bac, dit de anyhing you, An tis
oer ry si in er Mal. (He pth dae ced)
WILLIAM Al rgh in sry Cpe call — my fuck! beter
ot piched py the ope ooh cen sane oe you wha or
2 'inl Tat want tae prjsed ite pie come sind a
ing abou he wherabour
JE Oh, (Bem) OF To sory
‘WILLIAM. That allsighe
JEEE. Wel — hey realy meen hee 9s you.
{VILLIAM. All ight Tejon seed like sane coincidence
JEG. Wel, mean — your beter allghe
WILLIAM, Udon know! have spoken him
JEFE. 1 dks een know ou had othe,
WILLIAM, ‘Wal do.
JEFE. Wh di they bist hi foe (Wii shake i ed.) OK,
FWliane. oy tes ike pH sr ten fick
[Alva been sesh, Always been wd snd sly You know the
‘ype Ling ike see pit or what have you, whe vey
Be saying woke ou bose ye! mean — [dont no
‘ein Sometines yo jt have to wath your bund of ponon
atures eran ecmnpes ou know wat mean te,
Joi You nt Law nate Youve sc somehing oe
Art Treanor cy aphogat the wold ve been wong oe
‘eyes ie wat sen Jes ol Do yu know Tn the
{ourgrt capstone ee Bt rma, mat
ert Tn ogee Fa 0.
JERE Tiahvey me.
‘WILLIAM. And lb your asl ou ge fy mc pon
ys Se peeps Ta
Tito be te younpat ope inte oso i Rg
cunt sey fs Tan ee se ofthe pope hy he,
‘aan. Can yo Tein — Did you happen to that article Te
‘Na Yrk Tomes hot tty Compares New Yok Cay? Gis
‘th ng pion code pes mrss anya as whocan
ight ne they ss gn om fiw ad thn oo poe
‘enol You watson de any tf pose
‘hf tte gy hy bad werk ti copay. a, bose
Shae gs were jt oat emi You att hie ay
ted who lol ie bean manhande»pn, you no?
JEFF Se
WILLIAM, Anya, im us rambling
IEEE. Rambles man. This heigl of ay igh.
WILLIAM, Solow’ going with you any, JB Everything
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9{WILLEAN, Wal, you bave oben pen mind
EEE oh, Fes
AUTLIAB Alt yo hve be wiling to aes some of your
own shorenng Cherie ye sing you ie
Jone Wea faa hve nay tong So as poobbly
Jct ein la armed) 1 de vet
Wu oflamor typ Thr ne iyo on deny
Sy about ie ,
SHA ie Kop anh fel.
JEFF nung. Moy god. Tow teu
Teun al foe m wel fin tving wvble concen:
tegen sok rn ay
LTEADC Oh yee Wy te
EEE Lest nae ose lat on my i he das
WVILLIAM, Liles
JET Wn enim we i yn So,
‘Bing marina for ei vb oped in ranging i
te pay wei pd ogre io ur dna
‘WILLA Fom wise
JHE Whe
FTLIAN Dising om wt st AI you do sith
Yeubereno inset
JERE Theirs —
ALanae! No aly —
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ATILIAM. Bar you bv no wif, no hen —
JEFE Oh, wal —
ALLIANT what J ma by fly — someon youe
epooble fe
jefe wel —
VILLIAM. — You avn sbion, aaa x 50 —
SHV Toate you eyching bow mye
PHLIAM. OK, pol im de beat uta why Tyco
‘erp impateyour mae ie bie ad apy ousel to
srcling Aimee ies Bo lane a open cae
ETE You jo dt want dc
Ar tr sopping) ne probly nen wo be
jane of dose pe oe de hough doing ee job or
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nother, no plan, ne spe intentions of ay hind. And one
‘ay youte gonns wake up in lay jus like this one, exept
‘rcsoody' gonna be ang you "Pope And then yout goon
Took tack and emenbers I sbould have Lene to tht 7
Wiliam, Hes the only one thar ever took the tine 1171
ncourage me to catvste my poten. My whole famiiy was
Snter fo ee itr ny He wy be shat Willa, en, he
telly i ogee ofr ny energie lit, Ad dder-
ing wig olf unemployed Pope doorman tha ar, 1 have to
tinct could have beer» postive influence on me had
teen such a ellouy cen bind of okeeling,st-on-my-as
Iny whole-ife ype of person wien Is youngee” But gus
tha alight, Brute youre noel ying clin any higher
tinge, Yow se whe mean?
JERE Tj wish to al yout nop eying co Bates me up al he
time. You kn ts embarasing for br of ws the way yste
Stor comgin he ig i ry
SPILLIAM. OK Kes ughing J "Cats the joer anh a,
‘Aan he jokes gona lag is ayou,
ERE Whar do yo mean ike the Joke om Berman?
WILLIAM. No
TEER. Whar he fc re you aking sou?
WILLIAM. [just nein Like, yor kno, ie the geese jes
[eth lnighing ig of Feo whatever you wa al it,
JERE (ljnke) Oboe, shake: Everyones eid of hin
AVILLIAM. Go abeal and laugh Je The ok gh st.
JEEE Thar inte
‘WILLIAM. Tm pdt bart.
JETP. Just cate don tl yw about it dest mean ¥ don
hae hem,
WILLIAM. All sgh, god.
JERE
= Angra yu werk eto, mat wisn.
Seinen you geingon mya stout Ob no} doa
‘to Wine do you mean No yu do?
ate wooing the gv si!
WILLIAM. Po working the graveyard shit 'caume thas te hi
‘ery meses up, OF [oh Joe Caer Twas gon wed eu
nthe nd pps in thi company and thar ently what Tm gonna
‘ky. Tha wh Ts diag onthe eaveyacd ie Jin oe art
Singh pg lr ing
“wilian,
Fm noe sing od Tin woking ay way
bel ine though thea
Oh goa rye
\WIITIAM. and by the sme fn through I'm gonpa cen this
psceup and moweup ng munagunent and ifthey do wane
Fnove me up th wap that | deve Im gonna go off on ny oem
Sindee mysljup ta compete wi} thee bums eae Tr
‘ould do aber jb han thom vith sy jr coved
TEBE OK, god for you Iwas inthe Goddam Nay fr tice
re
AVILCIAM. Alt sigh dont se your empee
JERE No, maa, why you gta come in here ad be aging 00
neal deine “ene
‘WILLIAM. Oh, ob, you can dish tour bur you cue ake it
JEPE Tean ak bot ther int Ths ek Ten ing
‘ny aul year ei ogy opt.
WILLIAM, Allaghe
JEFR. — You of al people shouldbe exsuaping me: just ad a
Tile bd lac, tha all Anybody coal hanes ile bd le
‘WILLIAM. Dida you tll me you ot ike oat ofthe Navy
‘og on gard duty sokingmajans?
JERR Yah, bt iewas bad lack at Igo caught The ost of my
fiends ae sil sai the ocean Bue exit stoned ou af dt
sind I ge high oe sme ad suddenly Tn ot om ry a2
‘WILLIAM, ‘All Tim ay is ifyou Hat Ben smoking that sal
inher place you woulda hie oe rng onan hind fc
god, oF eherise Fema I ble in ging people 2
‘cid chance And ike ou doa know wy ke you, bat 1
oT gad you a poet I hink you have ot of pot
JE No you dost.
AVILLIAM. Yr da, Jel, Boca every huts bing walking
srouod on this enh haz porn, Je ining you,
JERE. Oh Jous Ce
‘WILLIAM Go abe and ugh You prota bare more pena
2
than the ret fee psp get.
(Poue)
JERE You dink?
‘WILLIAM. Yes da Ifyou eal applied yous. Who knows
‘wha you might be ood ax down the oad? Yu cat nee tat
Pots fs never een essed.
JERE. Wel, hans, Willa, Take hat as encouragement
WILLIAM, Th wit mena. But you cat jal
JERE Tales though hada loc of potential {gos jast ose
ny way aie bi,
WILLIAM, That happens alr of peopl J But you crt
JEFE Linon And nolan nyody ele — sity Bat
Trey bad oh tn tea cola year (Willen wre 0
‘peak —) Fm not sail bat ack | Eno you ge ke
{me wagon youl =
MULTAN Tae ighe
JERE Toor: | ow. But do yu know fom the vime ame
home om te Nay my od an wool een al om nly
trent into the Naf him ff ny ack ne Br pase. hen
Tye bked oue
WLLIAN. “Why wos he to ou?
JEP cum ea mt "ihe
{big Nay gy,“ ese chee gy Tie om hip
stenleweih ‘el wn
JHE Yel sac rally ning Shiva mie
steve dock inthe mowing tent hee gs taped below
‘Tock Everybody juny oedoud except my Gd an He Bde
bowtorh, oes ow deci inthe ph dar th ship gi ke
‘hi (atric mht a) thee peace!
the ves, che water comit up obi eller To naar
Ilo the ship goes dows he cats epen the bulk, evryody
cron. Twenty-three guys sed, nt ane of em drown
WILLIAM. That ery imprenive
JEFE. Yoke know fe impresive, bctse my whole Bf pies
bene hs Buck cy Several nes ont ou can pray
‘agin, veranda and over apn ey yer when Ls oid
8thoy had sis big gesogeher in New Jersey, they send lowes
ids, whey, cigars all the old eye and thi wre and ide
{nd gandhi note ares would al cyan Ki ny
tld man and wai’ speeches bout what» se gy be Ard
Tin ie, ea, dha beens you oly gota ce he once ya,
forlke he anda half ho tome, Any of you worons ied
ling with ts guy fr ewo dye yo ta hm inte facing.
‘ocean and drown fm yourel. Aso. Maybe iy ship would
town apt wou got exer sarin ie. Anya 20 aural
when {go icked out he guy wort cen tls Ad d
mean fs few pT mean he never ld oe gan edo
want 7 mater king tm? ge nombar to oe un woud
Te am. ge ove wth Mary which tal vai
‘My ld mandy thnk Gd
SHELIAML Alig
JERE — Tan grab, Fy 0 wk up aide ake playing
‘ole I um aod {got dhe Godden low sharks com fet
tne I goa botew ve howd dl fm ny bother to keep
te fem geting my leg broken, I date thie sou she
ted te bes prose 80 OK. nabody pf. Then nso
‘hes sls pron, aly now se ony docs ton the de?
‘whatever he el de meas. ek ap with ey Tn seed en
{Jonna get AIDS, Tease mer aeghly
SVILLIAM. Yeh pet he de
JERE And sen, Wilar, ao comet yo, Willan and wth
your beat genezsiny yo vem thie job, you ke «le
Foxe in me, aboot me noms py my on ett May
tay my own gris. boi aun! for my owe place
hill be he oe ine Thad my ova hom ia mx ya, Mowe
lke ving ror where canst and watch TV nie ile chen,
{ean cook my navn v3 gil ene Br dinner and be
theo ne i bt Aus ety tp er ae
wrk fore fr nine mom gh ome Pty Tel Jou
‘ometing ema, my Wi OK dnt ae ok spe
jinewan fo chou ote 01 ea ely ge at
tur my bel — jst or my wn js eyo.
WILLIAM No, think tee imare
SSPE Yea, dads wha old mye A cone ya right? Day
1“
shi nigh hit ont ae And Wai ome ial 1 you. So
‘ce? Ya relly helped somebody Now tha igh ust Se pout
(ad charac, buts my god lack
NVILCIAM. Gia wo be of vice, Je Yr ei al ight.
JEFF. Thanks, man. Igor cl you, {ot prey gon.
WILLIAM, “Aight man, I shoud get png on my rounds
(Wiliam dont nove)
JEEE. Ty fe you sea ha litle op — what has big shoe
cop mame!
WILLIAM We
IEEE. Yeh
WILLIAM. Yeu
JEPR. Can | share something wth you Sometimes I hive this
Famrgy Tm beng sed up and nected byl hese lady cops
ie they lave me handel nach nd Tm nad and
theyewalkig around in othing bot heir at and gun ele.
WILLIAM. (Hor ered) You know wha, Je
JERE and the way they getme ocala king ens — you
lenow, ding suf w me ke, ema rosin me ce, bt
‘only uptempo, il Lea ake it anymore and have co
‘elm what they wane to know, ean geome ri.
Cane)
WILLIAM. Whar in the word kes you thik Fd he intersted
Inthe, man?
JEFF. 1 dont know You hak dail cop would be intel?
Maybe shell find eating You know se
WILLIAM, J hae no ides. Bue i were you Td jus one bout
the wile thing because shel jus end up making you fe! al
JERE. Why would you say that?
‘WILLIAM, Bees whatever youd, yout) an mitaton cop
adsl ate cop. And fyon gti wth seme lady pce
‘woman tis mre bet youre gonna ad up Reling oan ad
fouled,
JERR Tals Fel chat way. My leg wa tll oot
callecny and te invimidned the sc tos, Atleast ws
ego with cop, Ld fel, you know, somewhat ae
NVILLIAM. Go ahead and og ma. You kao whats gonna
Iappan 6 you?
®
lo What
ihe rey didi?
TPILLAN, What do you sn, “White didi tae
‘movies wi hi,
s
seme aM
JERE. Ye. ll ght,
‘WILLIAM. Tha wan pre be die them roi eat pte
ip in ci I pattem afin. Tat pare i
JERR Yeah! No inean
(ILLIAM. T'mean you hear abo thi shi all he dime: ou
he about gs who go jal because ei ye: was sce a
‘our or because they forgot 10 fie some depaion of snc
‘hing because hey have 209 ees spcce ad abou fe mints
for cai one. And then shes cops pl you in the to nd os
{te make wp your mind shen and thee shar your going te
Say and dont know ihe et or no bu | jt ould da
‘io him, et: My whole ie eld the tr Talay el
tush Base Televi that, OF You dont woay about the
orld i bad ot good, case I som Goddamn wel ie bad
You just do your bes 20d lt the chip fl where they uy, Ba
Feild do ohm, Je, 1 ar coulda do te And you dot
have ask me "Wha ie didi" basse rat al can fc
ink bow
JEFE, T know 1 woud kaow wat todo cite! T probably
‘would have dane desc sine thing
(awe)
WILLIAM. tim soy 1 apologise
TERE You dat have w spsogie
WILLIAM: Anyway, so ven Ta into Big Bill and he jt aks ne
‘aight ou, you know ie war tue —-2 tld him "Yes, Bil,
ih tue" At he loka el ough ae what hey, and
‘esis “Dont baht me, Wiliam” and 1 a, “Bl: fn no”
tae then ust st bac ad be “OK, sa tere you
JERE. Whats be goto do with
‘Nothing. He war jum thre —1 guess — "Case he
owe me
EPH Wal. Whar ifyou—1 dopo. Wa fou —
‘WILLIAM Seas king Ton igo my Une Pl
—Noule heard me enon fin
JERE Sie Yu oor hi ihe ime —
‘ITLLAM. (On “il Alig wl oligo hi, onde
os syng how we shuld pet our headend soe
Rad een lamer bey boc Se: Supe pc
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