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Hindi Jokes

1
Saali : Pyaar kab hota hai??
Jija : Jab raahu, ketu aur Sani ki dasa kharab ho,
aapka mangal kamzor ho aur bhagwan maje lene
ke mood me ho!!

2
Saali : Jija ji Sasural mein Daamad ko sabse
jyada sammaan kyo milta hai??
Jija : Kyonki ve jaante hai yhi woh mahan aadmi
hai jisne unke Ghar ke Tufaan ko sambhal rakha
hai!!

3
Haryanvi Chhora chhori ko aankh marta hai..
Chhori : Mai aisi waisi ladki na hu.
Chhora : Koye baat na bebe hamara toh farz ban
tha check karan ka..

4
Akbar: Mujse wada kar teri biwi ki pahli kiss mujhe
lene dega.
Birbal: Wada Hujoor!! per meri bhi shart hai..
Akbar : Bol
Birbal : Shadi Aapki Behan se karunga..

5
Helmet Aur Patni dono ka Swabhav
Ek Jaisa hota hai..
Seer pe bitha ke rakho toh
Jaan Bachhi Rahegi..
! Patiyon ko Samarpit !

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