16 Things to Stop Asking Bryson and Ethan

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(B&E)You hitting that, homie?

(B&E)No you nasty!
(B&E) You gay?
(B) idk ask your yo girl! Boiiiiiii (E) Uh.
(B&E) Is Parker your Girlfriend?
(E)Yes. (B) no, she my wife. WE are polygamist!!
You hungry?
(B) Is the sky blue? Cmon son! (E) UH duh im always hungry!
Do you like _____?
(B) Probs nah, i'm just flirty. I lover myself and my momma. (E) Is she good
looking?
6. Can you hangout this weekend?
a. (B) no, i don't like you. Leave me alone. I only like hanging w/ like 4 people,
and they aren't you.
7. You ok?
a. (E) I just yawned so my eyes are a little teary. (B) No, im Bryson. But lol im
probably doing alright. You?
8. How do you spell your name?
a. (E)Just like it sounds plus a t (B) t-i-double g-er. Nah fam, i can tell it is
NOT with a C, i hate when people do that. Just normal, practical spelling.
9. Have you seen this?
a. (E)No I live under a rock and dont look at super cool stuff. (B) prolly nah, i
tend to just sleep. Or eat, not be socially active online.
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Do you wear glasses?
a. (E)Are there glasses on my face? (B) well, lets take a little look, shall we?
Whats that, detective? There are spectacles presently residing on the
bridge of my nose?! GREAT SCOTT! All evidence would suggest that yes, i
do wear glasses.
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Have you done the homework?
a. (E)Yes I have im not as big of a slacker as i look. (B) ptf. Cute. i have naps
to take and time to waste. Plus, if i didnt give myself anxiety, who would?!
Seriously, i don't know who would, but i really really need to know or else i
might flip.
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Are you a senior?

a. (E)Yes i am big man on campus, that doesnt even have a license.(B) Yup.
what gave it away, my English10 Honors class, or the fact that i am just
super fly?
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You have any gum?
a. (E)Yes, am i going to give you any? NO (B) k, i dont even know if ill have a
pencil next hour, how am I supposed to keep gum on me? NO!
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Whats your favorite class?
a. (E)Mr. Premonts Honors English of course, or gym. (B) For def my good
pal David Premonts english class!! What a ball! Lowkey i like that class i
have every tuesday morning. Lol its late start.
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What do you wanna be when you grow up?
a. (E)I wanna be whatever i wanna be so get out of my face. (B) rich. But i
mean, even if i only get a small loan of a million dollars, id be content.
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Did you get a haircut?
a. (E)I literally just shaved almost all my hair, do you really need to ask? (B)
probably not, i just dont gel my hair sometimes. Seriously i dont get it.
People ask if i get a haircut, WHEN MY HAIR IS JUST NOTICEABLY
LONGER. Longer does not equal cut. Cmon son.