The document describes a very overweight person lounging on their red sofa, being too lazy to change the TV channel but recording a show. It mentions how their weight will ruin the aesthetics of the sofa and compares drinking to forms of self-immolation and sacrifice in different religions. It also talks about joking about identities until someone close comes out, and identifies with overweight characters from movies and books that people laugh at, concluding that their large size will stain the sofa.
The document describes a very overweight person lounging on their red sofa, being too lazy to change the TV channel but recording a show. It mentions how their weight will ruin the aesthetics of the sofa and compares drinking to forms of self-immolation and sacrifice in different religions. It also talks about joking about identities until someone close comes out, and identifies with overweight characters from movies and books that people laugh at, concluding that their large size will stain the sofa.
The document describes a very overweight person lounging on their red sofa, being too lazy to change the TV channel but recording a show. It mentions how their weight will ruin the aesthetics of the sofa and compares drinking to forms of self-immolation and sacrifice in different religions. It also talks about joking about identities until someone close comes out, and identifies with overweight characters from movies and books that people laugh at, concluding that their large size will stain the sofa.
My DFS sofa Emperor in Rosso Red looked garishly capacious in
the ads. Still, 45-stone of morbid obesity will play havoc with aesthetics. Tell that to the art director. Too lazy to switch channel; a single flashing crimson dot in front of me says I wasnt too lazy to hit record. Imagine this in HD: A swig. Christians call this self-immolation. Another swig. Buddhists call this self-sacrifice. *BELCH* The closest most folks come to any of the above is courtesy of FRAPE: Im gay. Funny till your best friend comes out and wonders why no-one took him seriously. Well, Im Chunk from The Goonies. Im Piggy from Lord of the Flies. Im every fat, wheezing, asthma-ridden American youve ever laughed at. And, now, as my callipygous flesh sears and broken intestines smear Russo Red-hide with the distinct musk of Eau dPutrefaction I am that blot on your sofa protection plan.