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Excuses, Excuses: "The Truth Will Set You Free."
Excuses, Excuses: "The Truth Will Set You Free."
Dearest professor,
Im sure youve heard them all sickness, breakup,
death, family emergency (or just
emergency), which conveniently fall three
days prior to said students spring break in
Cancun. None of which I can tersely give
for my absence. Though, as the Good Book says,
The truth will set you free.
As such, I shall relate my own:
Thursdays twilight, a devil and angel
pitched tents on opposite shoulders. One seemed
to whisper, Live a little. The other
rambled like a Protestant smothered in
in the Holy Ghost. Then, I remembered that
T.S. Eliot line bout the awful daring of
a moments surrender.
So, I hop aboard a silver rocket,
springing o of semis on I-76
Head banging while my left-hand steers, devil horns
bent out on my right.
Sixty minutes later, skating into a
FedLoan-paid college apartment complex.
The clouds are sneezing and cant find a tissue,
and my patience thin gruel, so I corral
my Camry into an unauthorized
parking space. After which, my memory
flickers in misty, seven-second Vines.
Theres this booze connoisseur Jake (or Jack, James?),
ring like Coltrane on amphetamine
bout the pure-as-a-nuns-rapsheet moonshine
known only to the grizzled yinzers of
Southwestern Pennsylvania, how ten beers
in, hes sober as a pallbearer.
It tasted like lighter fluid to me.