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Malaysian English
By FunnyMalaysia Jan 14, 2015
Malaysian English is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point and effective.
1. When Giving A Customer Bad News
Britons : Im sorry, sir, but we dont seem to have the sweater you want in your
size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians : No stock
2. Returning A Call
Britons : Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians : Hello, who call?
3. Asking Someone To Make Way
Britons : Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians : S-kew me.
4. When Someone Offers To Pay
Britons : Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians : Ok lah. Next time I pay (Next time never happen)
5. When Asking For Permission
Britons : Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter
through this door?
Malaysians : (pointing at the door) Can go ah?
6. When Entertaining
Britons : Please make yourself right at home
Malaysians : No need shy shy one lah!
7. When Doubting Someone
Britons : I dont recall you giving me the money