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WANTED

LeBron James

For the murder of the Quicken Loans Arena rim and Klay Thompson
Sex: Male

Height: 68

Hair: Black

Race: Black

Weight: 250

Eyes: Brown

Age: 31

Build: Strong

Complexion: Medium

Remarks- LeBron James is wanted for the murder of the Quicken Loans Arena
basketball hoop rim, and the murder (dunking on) of Klay Thompson. This murder
happened during the Cavaliers-Warriors game. LeBron is known for these vicious
murders (dunks) on fellow NBA players. If you see the legend, please contact your
local police immediately!

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