Tale of a Looser

It was the middleage. Vampires were fighting with bad witches and Knigths struggled
between good lords and bad lords.
But there was a strange character in this battle between bad and good, the looser.
The looser was bad, but it was a charge for bad armys. They, by the sacred laws of
probability, leveled the balance to loose.
This is the story of two looser brothers.
They were traveling in mule, near the castle of Verunnia. Suddenly a couple in the way
aproched them.
-Hey, you know we are not friends Karl... But this situations of politics turns red my
cheaps.
-Cam´on baby you promesed me your soul...
-Never for real Karl.
-Oh, look, travellers, and they have the sign.
-One for you and one for me my dear.
-Hey travellers, come here, we want to talk to you
-What dou you want-Said Pilo, one of the brothers
-Yeah, what do you want-Sai Lij, the other.
-Oh, I am princess Ail, from Verunia, and this is my dear enemy Karl, also from
Verunia. We want to invite you to the castle.
-And what for?
-No one knows, but you can rest there and continue your travel.
-You see, world serve us brother, we always win anyway.Said Lij-We will go.

They continued the travel to the castle and after a while they were in the dining room.

-I see you are traveling my friends-Said Karl-For what reason?

-Beacuse... Beacuse we are going to be soldiers, yes the best soldiers.
-Yes, the best soldiers-Said Ail-And after dinner, why dont you play a game were the
winner sleeps with me, and the other acompaigns Karl in the game room?
-You and your humor, my Lady-Said Karl
-What game, Mamme-Said Pilo.
-What about a coin, face sleeps with me, cross goes with karl.
-I´ll win-Said both brothers-Not I-Said again both.
-Well, Pilo, choose, face or cross-Said Ail
-Cross.
Ail threw the coin, it was face.
-Sorry, Pilo, you loose-Said Ail. Karl couldnt hold a laugh.
Two hours later Ail and Lij were in the bed room.
-And what do you want to do know or you want me to decide?
-Yes, you should decide.
-Well lets sart with some kisses in the neck.
-But Princess...
-Oh, please-While she kissed his neck-Tell me, are you ever going to leave me?
-Never
-Oh, you loose my friend-And she stabbed his teeth in his neck.
-Brother help me!!!
-He is a looser too-And the screams of pain from the other room came along.
So my friends, the two brothers loosed the game of life in the travel.