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80th lesson

John saw his neighbor smoking a pipe.


He took his own pipe out of his porket and said
Do you have a match
Yes here you are
Yes
Yes here you are
I fogot my tobaco at home
For the first time

Excuse sire I want to marry your daughter


Have you seen my wife young man
Yes Im but I still want to marry your daughter
A rollroice
I havent

Lesson 80

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John saw his neighbor smoking a pipe. He took his own pipe out of his pocket, and said :
have you got a match
yes here you are
Oh dear. Said john I let my tobaco at home.
In that case said his neighbor give me back my match
An actor saw himself on film for the first time, niece set now you see what we have to
suffer
Excuse me sir, I want to marry your daughter. Have you seen my wife. Young man
Yes sir I still want to marry your daughter
A rollroyce stop in front of Harrod and a lady in a fur coat and a diamond neklack go out
A tram ran up to her and said, please lady I havent eaten for a week
Well you will have to force yourself was the reply

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