clammy night sweat, emerging suddenly and brutally from a dream that in which I was gradually tearing the nail off of my big toe just as it began to bleed (but that too is another story). I was extremely thirsty, had to piss like no tomorrow and my mouth was cotton dry. After stumbling into the bathroom I easily missed the toilet in the dark (not the seat dear, the toilet and yes, I wiped up the mess). Then I crawled back into bed and tried to find a comfortable position to pass back out in. She who does not wake up once asleep did not move from underneath the covers where she lay entombed in white. Just how did she breathe in there I often wondered…
I closed my eyes and as I did so I knew
immediately I was fucked, I wouldn’t be falling asleep any time soon. My next hour was an epic struggle, shifting from uncomfortable position to even worse ones trying to understand just why I picked a fight with she who lives here too earlier that evening.
I kept going over the short but nasty argument
we had earlier in my head again and again. As often as I did I could not make sense of it. Why did I react so bitterly? Yes I was drunk, yes I was upset but what I really wanted to do was to talk about the day and how miserable I felt about it. Why did I get so angry when she made that mild comment about dinner not being ready? She wasn’t angry at me and she might have been trying to be funny. Well maybe not funny, that would be a stretch but none of that mattered in the big picture. My outburst was uncalled for, my behavior was counterproductive and sadly out of sorts.
So what was going on? I couldn’t shut my mind
off as the noiseless red digits silently continued their march (not that I missed the ticking of the alarm clock) and the minutes of time passed. As they did my adrenaline subsided, the thought process gradually cleared and the truth about what was bothering me came slowly into focus.
One thing was crystal clear. I was extremely
resentful of being stuck at home. I was tired of being there and exhausted by doing home improvement projects to pass the time. Worse yet, when I finally escaped this personal pleasant penitentiary I was immediately captured standing on the border of work and shipped back. (“Have a nice show the guard asked in German as I stood in line. Why did I answer back in the mother tongue).
This was some sick kind of spatial boomerang to
be stuck on.
There was something else bothered me a lot
more. A simple yet perplexing question. Where was my wife? A much deeper and heavier subject that I couldn’t talk about with she who works harder than I do because that particular conversation had no upside. There is no blame that you can reasonably hope to attach to your hard working spouse. At the same time, there an unexplainable sense that something has been lost remains, akin to the feeling of a tooth you used to have that has been pulled. It was there and you can feel where it used to be and you can’t stop running your tongue over the now empty space. In the case of our relationship, the something that was missing was the person on the other side of the bed, the empty space that I was dealing with.
I will freely admit that I have been steeped
deeply in the tea of equality a little too long. Just as with an over brewed cup of tea, it is a reality that sometimes tastes bitter.
I remain is solidarity with the belief that women
were right to leave the house and explore their inner working dreams and visions. At the same time, this separate but necessary path left a negative effect upon her family and the husbands that were left behind.
To make things worse, lots of professional
women adopted the very same scorned male habits (you know what they are) that they denigrated us for without the humility to admit it. Look in the mirror. You stayed late at work and missed their ball games and weren’t there to see the tennis matches and drama performances or to have dinner with us before 8 pm just like our dads did.
Do I sound bitter? Perhaps, but those moments
don’t come back around again, that is for sure. Of course these are generalizations so why stop now? When confronted with these issues, many women routinely lay blame at the feet of the historical dominance of the male. Look, there is no question about how good men had it in the generations before us. Hell yes we did. The guys in the 60’s had their personal secretary, 3 martini lunch season ticket king of the roost perfectly cooked and generously sliced prime rib world. They did. I can tell you with equal certainty that those images do not remotely resemble not our modern male lives. No, no, no and no not one bit bit bit. It just isn’t so. We bought into equality and got in there with our wives and held our ground as equals.
I say unequivocally to those women who are in
successful healthy relationships with men and continue to blame our tribe for all that ails the world to get over it. Get over it because we need you. Yes men can do better. Yes we continue to evolve and to grow. We all will grow stronger if we learn from each other’s strengths as we all become better people. We do better with you there working with us side by side.
Here is the disconnect that I wrestle with. We
showed up at Lamaze class and tried to understand (it was way too weird for me and I am sorry to say this but I was relieved when she went into preterm labor and we didn’t have to go back again). We changed the diapers, shared the dishes and did the wash. We were there when our kids broke their wrist and our daughters lost soccer matches and cried all the way home.
That is ok. In fact, that is not the issue at all.
The problem I have is that I have met very few women willing to take on the dirtier tasks of mandom that we are still counted on to do. Am I exaggerating? I don’t think so. How many women will set a trap for that rat that has been hanging out in the garage and be willing to throw away the kill? And if I am wrong and you are the woman who will get out there and help frame a window then god bless you, you look good with a hammer in your hands a pair of Betty Lou tight cut off jeans and a halter top.
Things are just out of balance.
And to impale myself on the cross here, this is
not to mention that slack we should get just for having to be there during that 20% of the month (that is 30 divided by 6) when you are out of your collective minds in hormonal upheaval. This isn’t blame it is a fact. We can’t leave the house during that 20% of the time when you go code red. Or take a 6-year sabbatical from our relationship when the roller coaster hormonal dance becomes even crazier in menopause. No, modern men punched our ticket for the ride with you and it is a lot wilder then women take responsibility for.
Let me phrase it differently. I am not searching
for enlightened women or men, I am searching to become a more enlightened person and for me that route can be found by being in a fully realized couple.
I am also searching for well-deserved slack when
the 49er game goes into OT.
At some point I ran out of energy and my inner
rant ended, who knows when. When I woke up at 7:30 the next day ready to tell she who is not there about all of this she was already gone. No perfume on the pillow, no smile to greet me, no hug, just the fold in the quilt, her wrinkled flannel pajamas and the remains of a cup of coffee to let me know she had been there sometime during the night and morning.
Hi honey. Good morning dear. And how did you
sleep?
Still, I did not feel bad considering except for the
ritual burning in my stomach and dry eyes. My long meditation about men and women and life had cleared my mind. Cooked a massive batch of huevos rancheros and fixed a double latte. Got out the sporting green. Settled in to read about the Warriors latest injury rash when it hit me like a two by four to the center of my forehead, as if I had run smack dab into the middle of a cement wall. I had no idea what I was going to do for the rest of this January winter day or for the rest of the month for that matter. Adrift again without a plan or even the scent of one.
This is where it happens in the every day
boredom of transitional life and too much time. When you make the call. Where the personal aspect of transition has to begin. Where you hope that the inner work pays tangible dividends and all that time spent dragging yourself to yoga or meditation and reading philosophy starts to pay off. Where there is an exit that you can take from the otherwise predictable results of a day such as this. A place where you won’t be watching the rerun of Superbowl XXIII again.
There wasn’t much more to think about. Throw
the dishes in the sink and hit the mancave. Put on the yoga practice CD and sweat out the anger and booze from last night. Get a big coat, take big foot out for a walk again. Come home, back in the mancave hit the cushion and meditate. Not as pretty as a Montana spiral but much more real.
This particular meditation began just before
lunch. I submit it had a lot to do with the eventual subject matter. It came to me quickly in a flash, a swirling vortex of imagery that cleared slowly, energy I could not control. There were leaping baguettes and yellow splashes of mustard, thinly sliced columns of twirling meats, geysers of salads and juggling tomatoes. I was lost in the glory simply known as sandwich.
Why is the sandwich such a unique experience?
Is it the variety of infinite possibilities that are presented in its structure? The fact that so many combinations exist with one thing in common: that they are surrounded by bread with a geometric variety of choices inside.
It all stars with bread. That is where my
mediation deepened. So basic to life, so deeply woven into our history and many to think about! From Pita to wonder, whole wheat to Kaiser roll, challah to brioche to lavash. As the breads danced in and out of my imagination they guided to me to imagine the sandwiches that quickly followed.
I visualize the moment of truth. The bread is on
the cutting board. I need a good sharp knife, something with some serration please. The bread is fresh, no need to toast. No need to be shy here, I let my manful meditation fly into a variety of condiments, the mental grocery store is open for business. I think salsas, pesto, chimichuri, moufelatta and pickled onions. The salt pepper vinegars (red or white) and olive oils stand at the ready.
My mind slowly engages the meats and cheeses
that but holds tight sway as this subject alone could carry me away for the rest of the day. Just how am I feeling? Conservative? Fresh roast turkey or ham. More aggressive? Procsuitto, copa salami. Middle of the road? Roast beef.
Now I think back over the sandwiches that I have
loved over the years and let them come back to me to a whirl of delights.
The Panini. Here the sum of the whole is so
much greater than its parts, the flat crisp bread, the cheese that melts as it all fits so well together.
Lox and Bagel. Of course this is a sandwich!
Cold smoked salmon, wild caught please. Slice thin red onion. Rich cream cheese (no non fat needed in a manful meditation). Fresh chewy bagels (sorry to the bagel wimps, it must have density and it must not be steamed to be manful). Chives, capers, lemon, dressed to my hearts content.
Bao. Now hold on, there are the traditionalists
that might say that a donut like ball of steamed white flour stuffed with bbq pork or steamed chicken thigh meat is not a sandwich because it isn’t assembled. To you I say this is my meditation.
Hummus in Pita. Anyone who has traveled in
the mid east knows the love of fresh pita stuffed with creamy olive oil tinged hummus, pickled vegetables, salad maybe some chopped tomatoes.
Grilled cheese and its second cousin the tuna
melt. A dripping BLT. Corned Beef and Pastrami with cole slaw and Russian dressing from Cantors or Juniors. Even the self-effacing choice of PB&J on white has a moment of glory.
Then meat disappears and roast portabella
mushrooms, eggplants, red bell peppers take their place. These are not time, the garlic and balsamic vinegar makes the thickly cut grilled vegetables rich and forward. Feta and ciabatta await.
As the pace finally slows the thoughts deepen. I
search for the balance between the ingredients and bread. The bread must envelop but not overwhelm them, they must dominate but the structure must maintain its integrity. Too much liquid and it falls apart. I am done. I cut the sandwich in half and put the beauty on a plate. Get some chips and some cole slaw and sit down someplace comfortable. Take the first bite. Savor the juxtaposition of the core flavors, the bread and the seasonings. See how they blend and compliment. Take my time and enjoy each bite and then work the second half. Then I repeat this core visualization five times.
I open my eyes. Once again, I am famished. Ah,
but the fridge is full. While it wasn’t a long it was satisfying. As I finished I felt a tingle, a sense, a cold breeze that moved through the mancave that I could not recognize. Did I see a finger pointing at me?
After lunch (roast turkey on wheat mustard
cheddar tomato romaine dull and effective sorry) it was back to the computer for a session of job search and networking. I sent she who is always at work an email telling her that it was important to me that she be home for dinner on time, that I needed to talk to her.
She called within 5 minutes wanting to know
what was wrong. I told her that nothing was wrong but that we hadn’t seen each other for days and that I needed to talk to her. She promised to be there by 7.
There are lots of forks in the road and regretfully
I have to say that how you look at things is ridiculously important to their turnout. I could have been pissed and would have been on so many days that she didn’t even notice that I was at the house that day and not at the Fancy Food Show. I had to decide: even if she was oblivious to my day to day plans, what good would I accomplish by hitting her over the head with that fact.
Is it really that easy? Of course not. No one
wants to be a cheerleader all of the time, to feel like they are the one in the relationship that cares about it getting better, that they have to always be asking for what they want. This gets out of balance easily and I know that all too well.
In any case, this evening was not the time to
bring that up. I needed someone to talk to and that someone was her. If only life was as pretty as the harmonies of the Flames behind James Brown at the Apollo when he sang Try Me. It isn’t. It’s a day-to- day grind where balance comes not from a single event but from managing expectations and enjoying what is all around.
Today’s soundtrack on the shuffleski.
DeLaSoul. Let, Let me in. Just let me in. Sure
looking fine and straddling all of the styles. BB King. I’m a blues man. I am a good man. The Beatles Please Please Me. Oh yeah. Eres, Café Tacuba. Tangled Up In Blue, Bob Dylan One By One All Day, The Shins Mr. Brightside (duke dance mix). The Killers. Isis, Dylan again.