heck karo, check karo bolke ACP ne bada hi dimag khaya

Apne khudke bathroom main hi usne bada sa bumb paya.

ACP: Ek pistol mai chhai (6) Goli . . . . . . . .
Ek pistol mai chhai (6) Goli . . . . . . . .
Daya: Sir chalo khale Holi . . . . .LOL. . .
Happy Holi (Belated) i know its too late for this PJ
Salunkhe ki gairmoujudgi par, lab main ghusssa daya,
Aare ACP aab bol kisko bolega "CHECK KARO", "CHECK KARO"
safed rang ka chota duck
safed rang ka chota duck
ACP prduman kehte hai
abb sadate raho jail me fasi ka order aane tak
Oh my god Abhijeet....yeh dhokla khake mujhe ho gayi Khaasi,
Is jurm ke sazaa mein ab tumhe hogi Phasi.
Aj meri mummy ne mujhe bohot mara,,,,,,,,, wah wah!! aj meri mummy ne mujhe boho
t mara,..,,,,, wah wah!!acp pradyuman bole daya h ek chamakta hua sitara..

ye haasin vadi ye khula khula akash;

vah vah.......
ye haasin vadi ye khula khula akash....
vah vah.......`
O my god Abhijeet ek aur lashh

idhar se phata, udher se phata

idhar se phata, udher se phata......
.................................
ACP Pradhyuman chal hata sawan ki ghata

kahin aag lagi, kahin utha dhuan

kahin aag lagi, kahin utha dhuan
daya posst mortem report ka kya hua

riddhi ne kharidi nayee gadi

Riddhi ne kharidi nayee gaadi
aur maar rahi hai PJs on CID

rassi jali par bal nahi gaya... rassi jali par bal nahi gaya....itna ulja hua ca
se ab tum hi suljao daya..

sabji roti dahi aur papad...sabji roti dahi aur papad...sach ugal aaega jab pad
ega daya k hath ka jhapad...

Us Khambe ke aage buddha khada hai.. . . . Us Khambe ke aage buddha khada hai..
. . . Salunkhe Bole ye aadmi goli se nahi zehar se maraa he!!

1947 se india pakistan bate hue hai, 1947 se india pakistan bate hue hai.... Abh
ijit - Sir, Lash k dono haath kate hue hai. wah!

Sarkari nal se aata nahi pani..Sarkari nal se aata nahi pani.......DAYA is case
ko solve karne me yaad gayi NAANI.. lolz ! !

yahaan dekho...wahaan dekhon...har jagah irritating si Budbud hain,

ACP ne kahaan " nahi daya!! kuch toh gudbud hai, kuch toh gudbud hai"

Ae dilruba main janta hu tu yahin kahin hai........

ae dilruba main janta hu tu yahin kahin hai.......daro mat ye CID wala attack na
hi

aaj kal CID ki jokes ka kaher hai ........

aaj kal CID jokes ka kaher hai......
Dr.Salunkhe ne kaha maut ka karan jaher hai.......

kal ki roti mat khao....wo basi hogi....

kal ki roti mat khao....wo basi hogi....
Do Do khun kiye hai tume .....
tumhe to fasi hogi......

Sawan ghir Aye to har ful khilega....takdir me jo likha hai wohi milega......ta
ilor ko jo naap doge wohi silega.....aur daya kehta hai ....koi apni jagah se na
hi hilega........

ek dil do jan...bhai ek dil do jann....

aise faltu PJS se CID ko mil gayi nayi pehchan....

mujhe naaz hai tumhari himmat par .....

mujhe naaz hai tumhari himmat par ....
Daya mujhe woh khuni chaiye kisi bhi kimmat par.......

aage hai kuwa piche hai khaiii aage hai kuwa piche hai khaiii, ACp ne kaha mujri
m ab teri shamat hai aayi..........

A masakali masakali...
a masakali masakali...
wah wahh
a masakali masakali...
a masakali masakali...
...Daya pata lagao goli kaha se chali.......

says : " IPL ki matches dekh ke logo ko maza aa raha hai...

waah waah..
IPL ki matches dekh ke logo ko maza aa raha hai...
" 12saal se DAYA ek hi qualis chala raha hai... "
waah waah....

Idhar Gaya Main Udhar gaya

Idhar Gaya Main udhar Gaya...
ACP Pradhyuman ne kaha "yahan kya ho raha hai Daya"

CID kab band hoga.. Iski dedo HINT !!

Arz hai..
CID kab band hoga.. Iski dedo HINT !!
Daya!! Is deadBody k lelo Finger PRINT !! :D :P

EEWWW EEWWW PJ !!
Hostel wale ladko k kachche aur moje gande hote hain...
Gaur Farmaiyega !!
Hostel wale ladko k kachche aur moje gande hote hain...
Mujrim bachega nahi Kanoon k hath bohot lambe hote han ! :D

mai apne pyar ka iszhaar karu kaise . . mai apne pyar ka iszhaar karu kaise . .
Dya patta karo ye lash yaha ayee kaise !

Mare kaanon mai baaj raha hai ek geet ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Mare kaanon mai baaj
raha hai ek geet ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.................... Mar gay
a Abhijeet!

Cheendi aur tukkde jama karta hoon mein iske uske,

Cheendi aur tukkde jama karta hoon mein iske uske,

Apne office ki bijlee cut gayee, isiliye phele jaake bill bharo,
zara waha jaake Daya check karo.

Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo

Waha wah !!!
Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo
Waha wah !!!
A.C.P. Pradyuman ne kaha Socho Daya Sochoo

safed rang ka chota duck

safed rang ka chota duck
ACP prduman kehte hai
abb sadate raho jail me fasi ka order aane tak