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A man tells the judge:

Judge, I want a divorce, for 10 years my wife throws me pots in the head
And why has not divorced?
Is that now, she's taking aim.
A woman asks her husband:
If a lion attacked me & my mother.
Who would save first?,
Well, the lion.
A farmer working in the garden and a boy asks:
Lord, What are you putting to fruit?
I'm putting fertilizer.
Wow, Well, I like to put the cream!

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