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The Garden Party Act 2, Scene 3
The Garden Party Act 2, Scene 3
complex collectives made up of one tinker and eight 1 we're the boss here, are we?
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SO the work will just hum along.
We've been looking forward - shall we sit down? Do we
smoke? III 1
HUGO: No, thanks. We know - we sort of appreciate the' I'romise? . ..
You see I've a number of qualities and potentialities
. significance of the Inauguration Service within the
., 1 III rly suited to inaugurating and I understand, I think,
frame~ork of.o~ society - and the inspiring significance
., III t meaning and its mission. .
the skipper Within the framework of the Inauguration
,.11 Iultugurating, to my mind, is sort of a specific form of
Service - d~ smoke?
\ III I I till, isn't it?
DIRECTOR: No, tlr"anks.@know, not that we wouldn't like
. nut it's also its specific method.
rink, we'd love to rink, but - how should we put it - do
III Wcll- form or method?
smoke? I ,,11,. It's precisely this peculiar unity which guarantees
HUGO: No, thanks. Soon this'll be sort of our second home
believe. ~ we right? ' I I I fi ity.
• Stimulating!
DIRECTOR: We am. DO we smoke? III
(MRS PL UDEK looks out from the wings.) I I W 11 who's going to inaugurate it?
11111 , - surely - the responsi ibl e mau~a
Well . t or.I
MRS PL UDEK: Did you Want anything, love?
HUGO: From you - nothing. '1' l'he responsible inaugurator?
But the inaugurators ;>
(MRS PLUDEKdisappears.) I 11111 inugurate when they are being liquidated, can they.
Well now, as a matter of fact, I came- I ht. That's why it ought to be inaugurated by the
I .11ible liquidation officer! .
DIRECTOR: I know why you came, Hugo. But don't worry, I'll
meet you halfway. I agree with you entirely. About time II 'I he responsible liquidation officer? But the Job of a
happened! You'll be pleased with me, you'll see! IIIICIlion officer is to liquidate, not to inaugurate! .
I ht. That's ~t!H-bellee~peeiaL
HUGO: You know, I mean it, Ernie, really, you see-I think I
11 urational training of liquidation offi~
belong here among you - sort of - am I right?
DIRECTOR: Right! I III Oh? - - . .. ;>
HUGO: It's clear we'll get along fabulously! I r ther, a li uidational trammg of maugurators.
DIRECTOR: We're lucky, that's all. Do you smoke? 1II1l. Well, you oughtto know. .
HUGO: No. And you? I if both trainings were organized at the same ~e.
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DIRECTOR: No. III 11 urators will be training liquidation officers, while
HUGO: Listen, Ernie, cross your heart, aren't you a sort of It 11I"lltion officers will be training inaugura~ors: .
non-smoker? I I ilK: And will it then be inaugurated by ~ liquidation
DIRECTOR: Goodness no! Not I! ." I r trained by an inaugurator, or by an inaugurator
HUGO: I see. 1 III d by a liquidation officer? .
'I An ther training will have to be organized. . .
DIRECTOR: Oh well- what about getting down to business?
HUGO: That's up to you, isn't it? It's you who's at home here. I'
III u urationaUy trained liquidation office~ ~g
the intruder. I quidationally trained ~~~tors, an~ liqwdah:0nalIy
DIRECTOR: On the contrary. I'm the one who's delaying you, I1 III d inaugurators trammg inaugurationally trained
liquidation officers.
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III1II li ral extremism - which would happen to any
DlRECT~R: ~d will it then be inaugurated by a liquidatio I 11" I\) ee these positive short-term characteristics
~~ed ~augurator trained by an inaugurationally 1111 I (pective of the later development of the
~q~da~on officer, or by an .inaugurationally trained
~qwdauon officer trained by a liquidationally trained I III Imll ervice -
11 I hCl failed to see behind their possibly positive intent
inaugurator?
I I la ubjective point of view - . .
HUGO: By the latter of course! IIa i clearly negative impact - from the obJecuve
DIRECTOR: I see !ou've thought the matter through to the e
VI·W-
theory. But m practice we're faced with the necessity to , III
HUGO: All right, I'm going to believe you did say fortunately. W< \luating themselves by means of effective argumen~
must have sort offaith in man, mustn't we? Unfortunately.
DIRECTOR: You mean fortunately, don't you?
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the arsenal of abstract humanistic cant - which l
, v r in reality did not span the confines o~the generallj
HUGO: Of course I mean fortunately. You mean it's unfortunate ," VI rat ionalized types of work - and these cliches are
DlaECTOR: I mean nothing of the sort. Now look here. We all
tI•• red in their typical form, for example, ~ -
kno~ very well that the Inauguration Service is an outworn
\1 Ill. The hackneyed machinery - .~
vestige of the past. And while it cannot be denied that in th I)\Ih pseudo-familiar inaugurational ~hraseology hiding
era of the struggle against certain manifestations of I I IIlO the routine of professional humamsm a profound
bureaucratism in the activity of the Liquidation Office the .1 ,,,\ton of opinions which finally ~d necessarily led the .
Inauguration Service has played - thanks to certain
III \I uration Service into the posmon of one who
maugurators who by means of a healthy unconventional 111111 rmines the positive endeavour of the .Liq~dation O~ce
fresh, dynamic approach to man manag~ to hew their w~y III rds consolidation, and the absolute his~on~ ~ecesslty
even through this unploughed field to many valuable ideas- 1,1 11 this is expressed in the wise act of its liqwdauon.
no doubt-
I I nR: I couldn't agree more. . .1 .
HU 0.: A.positive role, nevertheless there exists a danger of 11 You keep agreeing, but you do nothing about It. This way
sinking-
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we'll never finish the liquidation. Time is money. B .
cup of coffee! imprudent excesses in the activity of the
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HUGO: Perhaps you don't want to say 'but but' but d "I"" Ihe perspective of its later developme~t when
'b ' , you 0 It'IJIIDY imprudent liquidational interventions
to. say ut,' and that's quite enough! You can't but me
WIth your buts', you know! , I " lily positive elements in the work of the
III UIIO Service-
DIRECTOR: Excuse me, but - how much sugar do you take?
, I. quidation Office undoubtedly played a n~ga~ve.
HUGO: ~wenty-four lumps. And do stop messing about!
no tune for tongue-twisters! It I la was the result of the activities of some liquidation
(The. DIR.ECTORbacks out in terror. HUGO becomes the
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111Iprogressively superimposed -. .. .
the SJ~tton. He fOCes.importantly up and down the stage,
I I ,It 'r) The administrative
part of liquidation pracnce
examt~ everyth,ng wtth an official air, finally opens the b I
I ocial content, with the result that th e activity.. 0fth e '''I
and begms to throw out of it with disgust the DIRECTOR's
I1 I1 Iton Office assumed an unhealthy, sterile character,
clothes. The CLERK enters, papers in hand to nMh_ L~.
of liquidating.) , Cv •••• nue ms 11 w thus wrenched from life-
CLERK: You ought to know that! I 11 r tism which necessarily opened the door to the
III ible activity of a small gang of liquidational
HUGO: You don't work here? Good evening.
CLERK: I came here to work. mur rs who abused-
HUGO: Well, where do you work? I It wise endeavour - .
Iow rds the suppression of certain one-sided exc~ ID
CLERK: At the Liquidation Office. (Offers his hand to HUGo.)
I uvity of the Inauguration Service so as demagogically
How do you do. I'm losef Dolezal.
HUGO: You want to work here? (I I -k all its positive forces which successfully ~e
CLERK: I've got to work here. 11I11 h the era of its temporary crisis, and by their new .
I f ( • ching activization managed to place the Inauguration
HUGO: Is the Liquidation Office being liquidated?
I , Vlt again in the forefront of our endeavour towards a
-- CLERK: Is the Liquidation Office suPposed to be liquidated?
III tion of faulty methods and thus imposed on the
HUGO: (Shakes hands with the CLERK)How do you do. I'm H
Pludek. You mean it ought not to be liquidated? I quidation Office the role of an actual brake on our p i
.1 vc lopment and ?tu~ liter~y forced our era to perform th~
CLERK.:I ~~ nothing ~f the SOrt. We all know very well that
I ,Id act of its liquidation. SIgned, Hugo Pludek.
LIqwdatlon ~ffice ISan outworn vestige of the past. And
even though It cannot be denied that in the era of the s
I couldn't agree more. Signed, Josef DoI~.
'" ou'd better agree! (Points at the clothes which he had been
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throwi"!K ~bout. a while ago.) See this mess? It's their work! I OR: (Again slaps him on the back) Don't go away! Do sit
The LIqwdatIon Office is being liquidated and th .
liquiidati ey Just lownl Let's have a little chat, shall we? Now, tell me, why
tmg here as if nothing was the matter.
tI cl you come here? What for? .
CLERK: Is the Liquidation Office indeed being li ida d:l
HUG ] . " qur te. Well you know - just like that - to have a look around-
.0: .ust .Imagme. Even now when they've been earmarked tl I ve a little chat - (suddenly explodes.) Good gracious! Why
extInctIon they're acting as if the place belonged to them It IIthi fuss! I simply didn't know about it, that's all!
makes me sick! I'm going to go there. Now! .
" I OR: (Calming him down) Gracious, why all this fuss? You
(HUGO briskly walks out. The DIRECTOR arrives with a cup 0
mply didn't know about it, that's all! .
coffee. When he sees the CLERK he halts.)
DIRECTOR: Good evening. ( aiming down) I simply didn't know about It, that's all.
I I OR: You simply didn't know about it, that's all.
CLERK: Good evening.
DIRECTOR: Assistant? . ( aimed down) Gracious, why all this fuss?
CLERK: Whose? I1 I OR: Gracious, aren't we friends?
. What?
DIRECTOR: Of the chap who's liquidating here.
I C J OR: We're friends, aren't we?
CLERK: I beg your pardon! I wouldn't assist those who act as if
: What did you say?
the place belonged to them even now when they've long I C I R: I said we're friends.
rm rked for extinctionl
(T,.. I>l~ , TOR drops the cup. Freezes, amazed.)
: What do you mean by that?
I le: r R: Good gracious, don't you know? Aren't we all sons of
(" IIy U d rath.er foolish to liquidate at the very time the 111\ big mother, damn it!?
l.i411 d lion om 1 beine liquidated The ab di f
h . . -0 • sur ty 0 sue , I I : That's not the point. The point is, I'd better go and
viour W pointed out to me by Hugo Plud k him If liquidate the Liquidation Office. Bye - see you later-
IIIRJlCTOk: Who's he? e se .
heerio!
l.tkK: I'm ~rry, I do~'t know precisely, but he seems to be very (,[,he CLERK walks out. The DIRECTOR looks about
closely mvolved WIththe liquidation of the Liquidation ()nspiratorially a few times, then very carefully drags out from
Office. Who knows, perhaps he's actually in charge of it hi desk a stuffed sack and puts it on top. HUGO enters. The
(Paus.e. The DIRECTOR picks up the cup.) Oh well I'd be' DIRECTOR, alarmed, hides the sack again inside his desk.)
be going. , tter
IIIC 0: What the hell are you doing?
DIRE~TOR: (Suddenly slaps him on the back) Don't go away' Do
u 1111, .TOR: What? Nothing. I'm liquidating-
SItdown! Let's have a little chat shall we:lNow t II .
'. ,eme ' I 1110: Come, come, old boy! You don't really mean it, do you?
whdid
y you come here? What for?
You wouldn't want to be liquidating at the very time the
CLERK: We~, you know - just like that - to have a look around-
Liquidation Officer is being liquidated! Goodness, you're a
have a little chat - oh well, I'd better be going _
grown-up man, you wouldn't want to act like a child now,
DIRECTOR: (Again slaps him on the back) Don't go away' Do .
would you? Or are you perhaps trying to make me r~port on
d?wn! Let's have a little chat, shall we? Now, tell ~e :~t
did you come here? What for? ' y you above? If you insist on digging your own grave m the
name of sham heroism - by all means! But in that case I can't
CLERK: We~, you know - just like that - to have a look around-
be expected to master myself!
have a little chat - oh well, I'd better be going-
Itl RECTOR: It's the liquidation I'm liquidating - the liquidation!
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(rhe DIRECTOR climbs into the basket. The SECRETARY
HUGO: Let's hope so! Has Dolezalleft?
DIRE~j:R: Ith'mte~ibly sorry, he's left. But I may be abl t "tMS.)
I I'ARY: 'When daffodils begin to peer - '
on e stairs Shall I . e 0
HUGO: I was on . . run and see if I can catch him? I I c, [ R: 'With height the doxy of the dale - '
the L' .daID;yway to give the chaps a hand with liquida ('fhe SECRETARY steps into the basket as though it were a river.
ac~q~ ~on Office and I clean forgot to ask who's
I'he lid slowly closes.)
horse': :O:th~e. You see, I'd like to go straight to the
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