-Lego instructions manual-

Ill be your Sega Genesis 

And you my joystick multi functional controller.
Just slide into my slot
You know...the only spot!?.

Just hit the power button

And baby don't say nothing.
Tonight's like Halo 3 got out
You got that carry out
And we'll keep playing till the next couple multiple next mornings.

Ill be the 64
And you a cartridge game.
Insert from front to back
And watch these graphics fade.
Before you jam it in,
Give it a little blow.
Watch the t.v. screen
And all my programs load.

We skipped the story line,

And all the basics too
Cause I couldnt stand being away from you.

You playing hardcore, to out do Sega

Got me hostige to your confines and your four way pager.
I'm overheated, and close to freezing 
But we ain't stopping till your brain dead, and your eyes are
bleeding.
 It's final level time
Go get some water boo
Cause at my final level
Boss will be intense for you.

Keep it going
Show me beat
We're almost done now
TOP RECORD JUST IN SIGHT
I'll take your info soon
& call you next Friday night
I FEel IT CoMiNG
COME ON JUST ONE MORE HIT
(...show me what you got, and make me bust my clit)

...
Load
... Load
... Please wait while loading. Ejecting game, or shutting consel off
may lead to unsaved or damaged data ...
Unexpected failure occurred

Oh man it's Monday morning

And yeah you just woke up
You found my Facebook page, and tried to say, "What's up!?"
I sent a message back,
  "Sorry cant talk, I have to much shit to do. I'll catch you later
man. :)

P.s.- I can't enough of my new PS2!"

...

Axél Carrasquillo