You will only use 3 chords.

Dm - C - G
Hope you enjoy.
Standard Tuning.
Dm
Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid
Dm C G
I've been working on a cocktail called Grounds for Divorce
Dm C G
Whoah
Dm C G
Polishing a compass that I hold in my sleep
Dm C G
Whoah
Dm C G
Doubt comes in on sticks but then he kicks like a horse
Dm C G
Whoah
Dm
There's a Chinese cigarette case
C G
And the rest you can keep
C G
And the rest you can keep
C G
And the rest you can keep

Dm C G
There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
Dm C G
There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall

Dm C G

Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid

Oooo
Oooo
Dm C G
Dm C G
There's this whispering of jokers doing flesh by the pound
Dm C G
To a chorus of supposes from the little town whores
Dm C G
There'll be twisted karaokee at the Aniseed lounge
Dm
And I'll bring you further roses
C G
But it does you no good
C G
And it does me no good
C G
And it does you no good
Dm C G
There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
Dm C G
There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
Dm C G
There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
Dm C G
Someday we'll be drinking with the seldom seen kid
Oooo
Oooo
Dm C G