Goldilocks: The Other Story

Now, this is the story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you what happened when Goldilocks came near

In the western forest born and raised

In the woods was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And fishin’ for food actin’ like a fool
When one little girl
Who was up to no good
Started sneakin’ around in my neighborhood

I saw her one day and my mom got scared

She said ‘Go and play while I’m fixin’ your chair’

I whistled for my dad and when he came near

His tail said fresh and he had dice in his rear
If anything I can say is that this man was weird
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to my crib!'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight

They said ‘We chopped her up and made some fish bait’
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne in my newly fixed chair

Based on the rap from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song