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    The document contains several "laws" or sayings related to common experiences, including that things from other worlds are different than our own, that fearing God leads to knowledge while disregarding wisdom leads to folly, and that objects often roll or bounce away to hard to reach places when dropped. It also includes sayings about products being discontinued once you like them, cars in other lanes always moving faster than your own, and feeling better by the time doctor appointments arrive if made but staying sick if not.

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    The document contains several "laws" or sayings related to common experiences, including that things from other worlds are different than our own, that fearing God leads to knowledge while disregarding wisdom leads to folly, and that objects often roll or bounce away to hard to reach places when dropped. It also includes sayings about products being discontinued once you like them, cars in other lanes always moving faster than your own, and feeling better by the time doctor appointments arrive if made but staying sick if not.

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    ''They are not of this world, just as I am not of the world.

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    ''The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and discipline.''

    If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will
    have a flat tire.

    If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are
    in now (works every time).

    Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

    Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

    Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they
    will stop making it.

    Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there
    you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

    Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"

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