Knickerless

Joe is sitting on a train across from abusty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.
Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his
delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.The blonde realises he is
staring andinquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?""Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and
promises to avert his eyes."It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very
talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."Sure enough the pussy blows
him a kiss.Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy
can do."I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the
pussy winks at him."Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the
seat. Joe moves overand is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers
in?"Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"