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143 Fulton St. around 11:45 a.m., Wed., Comes Around, the boutique at 351 W.
Nov. 24, locked her bag and street clothes in Broadway between Grand and Broome Sts.,
a locker and returned an hour later to find told police that two Chanel bags with a
the lock and her bag had been stolen. She total value of $4,950 were stolen from a
said the same thing happened at the same display case around 2:30 p.m. Fri., Nov. 26.
FOR HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS, COLLEGE STUDENTS, ADULT LEARNERS fitness center on Sept. 21. This time she lost The shop was so busy that employees were
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Fighting to make
Lower Manhattan Team selected to redesign
the greatest place
to live, work, and
Hudson Square
The mission of the Hudson Square with a proven track record of “getting things
raise a family. Connection is simple; the Business done in New York City,” something Baer
Improvement District wants to make Hudson described as “in itself hard and unique.”
Square a cleaner, safer and more fun neigh- The team will focus on increasing the
borhood in which to work and live. “workability” of the neighborhood’s streets
To that end, last July they released a by “recapturing sidewalks for pedestrians,”
Request for Proposals looking for a team to creating green spaces and coordinating the
redesign the area’s streets and traffic flow. needs of a regional transportation facility,
In late November the B.I.D. announced the Holland Tunnel, with the “important
the winning team lead by Mathews Nielsen needs of a growing business district.”
Landscape Architects and including five “We’re extremely excited and more so by
other firms focusing on urban and industrial the day,” said Baer. “We want to emphasize
design as well as transportation planning. that we intend to really work with and hear
“This is a project we were set up to do,” from the stake holders. This isn’t something
said Ellen Baer, president of the Hudson that will be done and then presented. We’ll
Square Connection. be out there talking to people.”
Twenty-three different teams comprised Baer said the first task for the team
of more than 100 firms applied to the R.F.P. would be an analysis phase where the team
Baer noted that prior to issuing the would go from door to door in the district,
R.F.P., discussions were held with various talking to business owners as well as gather
Assemblyman Shelly Silver stakeholders in the district as well as the
Connection’s board members and amongst
as much information as possible. She said
the analysis phase would begin in early
task forces focused solely on streetscape and January and by next summer there should
If you need assistance, please contact my office at traffic issues. be a comprehensive vision and framework
According to Baer, “first and foremost” for the district.
(212) 312-1420 or email silver@assembly.state.ny.us. they were looking for a team with a great
design sensibility. Second, they wanted firms — John Bayles
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N.Y.U. had to withdraw after Henry Cobb, partner of the something for everyone to enjoy. Perhaps present major news of the schools front
complex’s legendary designer, I.M. Pei, wrote the city’s being kid-friendly means unfriendly to and center even if it taints the petty auto-
Landmarks Preservation Commission last month, calling the Tribeca version of the ‘get off my crat’s image.
Downtown Express is published every week by the site inappropriate. As Cobb wrote: “…[A] fourth tower lawn’ crowd. I’ve seen adult painters and
Community Media LLC, 145 Sixth Ave., New
York, N.Y. 10013 (212) 229-1890. The entire is profoundly destructive to the landmarked entity, because photographers and fishermen doing their Walter Silverman
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upsets the carefully considered balance between solid and costumed character.
void.” As for the university now developing a shorter build- Mr. Goodkind was right about one
PUBLISHER’S LIABILITY FOR ERROR
The Publisher shall not be liable for slight ing of equal square footage on its Morton Williams super- thing, though. Our new Pier WAS expen- Letters policy
changes or typographical errors that do not
lessen the value of an advertisement. The market site at the block’s northwest corner, Cobb stated in sive. Civic niceties like our new parks and Downtown Express welcomes letters to
publisher’s liability for other errors or omissions
in connection with an advertisement is strictly
his letter, “Ideally the corner building would be designed so revived piers on the Hudson may soon The Editor. They must include the writer’s
limited to publication of the advertisement in any
subsequent issue.
as to make it more responsive to its neighbors and to the succumb to the Red State, ‘government first and last name, a phone number for
landmarked entity.” can’t and shouldn’t do anything’ mindset. confirmation purposes only, and any affili-
Member of the
New York Press Cobb’s letter is a road map for how N.Y.U. must pro- Funny that we hear few complaints about ation that relates directly to the letter’s
Association ceed on its superblocks. In short, N.Y.U. must scale back the high cost of the highway that that subject matter. Letters should be less than
Member of the its plans for the superblocks, which simply cannot handle serves mostly Jersey-bound commuters. 300 words. Downtown Express reserves the
National 2 million-plus square feet of new development. Indeed, Happily, we have a new lovely, free, open right to edit letters for space, clarity, civility
Newspaper
Association
“responsive” and “balance” are the key words N.Y.U. must to the public Pier 25 and not a walled off or libel reasons. Letters should be e-mailed
be supremely mindful of as it moves forward. garden for Citibank employees and their to news@DowntownExpress.com or can be
© 2010 Community Media, LLC guests or a rotting monument to Tribeca’s mailed to 145 Sixth Ave., N.Y., N.Y. 10013.
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TALKING POINT
Correcting some misperceptions post-St. Vincent’s
BY CHRISTINE C. QUINN, a long list of community members, com- While Section 2806 of the New York reopen a hospital. In fact, only after we
JERROLD NADLER, munity organizations, healthcare workers State Public Health Law does require have the pieces in place for a viable hospi-
THOMAS K. DUANE and other advocates. the Health commissioner to make certain tal will federal funds — such as mortgage
AND RICHARD N. GOTTFRIED In our efforts to move forward in meet- findings before closing a hospital, that insurance and healthcare grants — be
As we move forward in the aftermath of ing the health needs of the community, section only applies if the commissioner, available. By conducting an assessment,
the tragic loss of our community hospital, we we would like to correct some misconcep- not a hospital’s board, is going to force a and clearly establishing a strong founda-
— the many friends, advocates and support- tions that we have recently heard. hospital to shut down. It has nothing to tion for a hospital, we can and will attract
ers of St. Vincent’s — must work together First of all, the assessment is about do with the St. Vincent’s situation. The a new sponsor and generate crucial city,
to take all of the positive steps we can to guiding future healthcare planning efforts board of St. Vincent’s decided to close state and federal government support.
restore emergency and acute-care services to and its scope is being driven by a broad the hospital in no small part because The bottom line is: There is no magic bullet
our community. Having all the ammunition coalition of community stakeholders, not of its overall debt of more than $1 bil- that’s going to get us a hospital immediately. It
we need in this battle is essential. Therefore, by any private parties or special inter- lion, much of which is owed to TD Bank will take a lot of hard work to get the deci-
documenting the specifics of what services ests. and GE Capital. It is true that a Health sions made and the financing raised. No one
we need with a community health assess- Additionally, North Shore-L.I.J. has Department regulation does require that is happy with this situation. In fact, we are all
ment is critical to this mission. already begun development of its urgent- while a hospital is shutting down, it must angry and devastated by this tragedy. However,
We believe our community needs an care center and that center will move for- care for its patients as it arranges for we are taking the needed steps to make our
acute-care facility and emergency room. But ward regardless of the community needs them to be moved elsewhere. healthcare whole again. Getting good, solid
it will take hard facts to convince a potential assessment already underway. Unfortunately, we cannot rely on data to prove the case is an essential part of the
hospital operator to invest the necessary We would also like to clarify that while city zoning to force a hospital to re- job. So, too, are demonstrations, letter writing,
hundreds of millions of dollars to finance the New York State Commission on Health emerge. Nowhere in the city’s Zoning community building and other advocacy, cre-
a new facility, and no one else is going to Care Facilities in the 21st Century (the Resolution does it allow for a local gov- ativity and strategic thinking and planning. No
gather this key data. Therefore, we, as a “Berger Commission”) did identify several ernment to force a property owner to use one tactic is exclusive. All are necessary. We
community, must undertake this process hospitals and nursing homes as unnecessary a piece of land for one specific purpose must and we will work together to regain a
ourselves and work together to compile that and forced mergers and closings, it did not — especially when the land is current- hospital and, in the meantime, maintain and
information. state in the affirmative that every other facil- ly controlled by the federal bankruptcy expand high-quality accessible healthcare for
Opening a hospital takes more than ity was needed. In a July 15, 2010, letter to court. That is the reality of the situation. all, regardless of ability to pay.
knowing in our hearts that it is needed Community Board 2, David Sandman, the And, also unfortunately, neither the fed-
and demanding it fervently. It also takes executive director of the Berger Commission, eral funds received by the Lower Manhattan Quinn is speaker, New York City Council;
reliable data to document to others that stated, “The Commission made no specific Development Corporation for rebuilding Nadler is congressmember for the Eighth
the facility is necessary and will be via- recommendation or findings regarding St. and revitalizing Downtown post-9/11, nor District; Duane is state senator for the 29th
ble. That’s precisely what we’re trying to Vincent’s Hospital Manhattan — Greenwich the federal healthcare grants previously District; Gottfried is assemblymember for
do, with the support and participation of Village Campus.” allocated to St. Vincent’s can be used to the 75th District.
DOWNTOWN NOTEBOOK
N.Y.U.’s towering blunder inspires us to fight on
BY MIRIAM KAPLAN In the meantime, we move on with the of their plans (not just the Pei block, but even it with parking on the Pei block, with no mention
I want to say that this statement from Mr. Pei confidence that we do see things more clearly more so the Washington Square Village block) of how Washington Square Village’s residents
is extraordinary good news. Not just because than N.Y.U. does; and with the sure knowledge is a serious mark against them, no matter how are to get from the garage to their buildings
New York University has been defeated on the that these high-priced lawyers and architects are high their ratings. That no one at N.Y.U. could — even if an entrance were to be provided on
landmarks issue. But more importantly, because really only hired to see to the accomplishment of see the ugliness of the plans and reject them on Bleecker St., there would still be a minimum of
it shows how completely N.Y.U. miscalculated the will of those that hire them, and not to defer that basis alone, reflects the fact that no one at the equivalent of a three-block walk in the open
in this regard. to excellence where it exists. N.Y.U. has any aesthetic sense nor any basis on from the garage to 1 and 2 Washington Square
In all of our statements at the Community I have been studying the history of N.Y.U. which to execute good judgment. Village.
Board 2 hearings, we danced around the rea- this week: For the university campus and for Absolutely everything about Plan 2031 shows That top-class architects would sign off on
sons for objecting to the fourth tower. We were several buildings around the square they had poor judgment: the sought-after rezoning to C6-2; such a design — which effectively destroys
addressing many important issues — in truth, the services of Stanford White; for Bobst they putting retail on Mercer St. when there is plenty an existing residential community that pro-
not so clearly and starkly as the statement from had Philip Johnson; for the south superblock of retail one block away on Broadway; hous- vides some blessed open space in an open-
Henry Cobb does — but we were on target. they had I.M. Pei — all of them great architects, ing 1,400 students in a dormitory on a block space-starved part of the city — just to sat-
And yet N.Y.U. couldn’t or wouldn’t hear who had a vision about what the architectural that has about 500 apartments; increasing the isfy the expansionist plans of N.Y.U. reflects
the message. face of a great university should be and who had underground acreage, even though there is poorly on them. They may be world-class
With all their high-priced consultants — a tabula rasa on which to work. a stream that runs under the two blocks; but their behavior is that of hacks who go along
architects and lawyers — they couldn’t see how For Plan 2031, N.Y.U.’s biggest redesign eliminating the driveways on the Washington with anything just to get the commission.
wrong they were about the overall design of effort — probably since its former University Square Village block, which would iso- Getting back to Cobb’s statement: Just because
the block. And they substituted all that foolish Heights campus in the Bronx — the architects late the two slabs from each other, but more we have this good news, we cannot relax. But we
talk about dialogue for a true recognition of the were constrained to work within an existing importantly would curtail the accessibility of can go forward, in the full confidence that an army
spatial relations. context. N.Y.U. hired big guns. But an existing ambulances, school buses, deliveries and so is going to form behind us. Because I certainly
And in that is a great hope to take us for- context is not a proper arena for great architects forth to each of the complex’s buildings; putting believe that people will come out from the
ward. Just as N.Y.U. was blind with regard to who have their own vision and ego. retail in the ground floor of the Washington woodwork to support us — now that they have
aesthetics, they are blind to the intent of zoning. What N.Y.U. got was a plan that clashed as Square Village buildings, which would totally the confirmation that N.Y.U. so misjudged this
And it is that blindness that will defeat them in badly as plaid with floral print. destroy their residential nature; installing aca- one issue.
the end. What was needed were not-so-great archi- demic buildings and a public mall between the
So far, it doesn’t look like we will have some- tects — people who could subsume their ego two Washington Square Village slabs, which Kaplan is former chairperson, Washing-
one like Pei to come forward on a white charger and come up with a design for new buildings would absolutely destroy any sense of com- ton Square Village Tenants Association’s
in the coming battle — though who knows what that integrated with the existing landscape. mon community; closing the garage on the Task Force in Response to N.Y.U. Plan
may happen? That the architects could not see the ugliness Washington Square Village block and replacing 2031
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Fighting over space attends P.S. 234, isn’t even aware of the
Continued from page 4 D.O.E.’s regulations for its public schools.
“He’s an innovative thinker — I don’t
Griffith feels she would greatly benefit from think he’ll excel as much as [he would] in
more individual instruction from teachers a situation that’s new and fresh-thinking,”
inside the classroom. she said.
“If what [I.M.C.S.] is professing is one- Rose added that her son is a bit shy in
on-one individual attention with a child, social settings, and would thrive in group
working with them on their goals… I think projects and other collaborative work embed-
that’s huge,” Griffith said. ded in the I.M.C.S. curriculum.
Griffith himself attended the Cambridge D.O.E. spokesperson Jack Zarin-
School of Weston, a small private school in Rosenfeld said the D.O.E. would make
Massachusetts, which he said had a wide vari- a final decision on the Tweed site in the
ety of subjects and an open-minded approach next month or two. Meanwhile, I.M.C.S.
to learning. “I could involve myself in my edu- awaits approval from S.U.N.Y., which Hoey
cational process, which I really really liked,” requested in mid-November.
he said. Sending Ruby to a private school in “I think it’s a tragedy that this all [results] in
New York City, however, is financially not an fighting over space,” Hoey said. “We’re all just
option for him and his wife. trying to do wonderful things for the kids.”
Yvette Rose, parent of Tyler Rose, who The parents opposing I.M.C.S. agree.
Fracking moratorium
started to purchase leases in order to drill
Continued from page 1 into the Marcellus Shale, located in upstate
New York, and one of North America’s larg-
servation Committee Chair Robert K. est natural gas resources.
Sweeney echoed Silver and said, “Decisions The Independent Oil and Gas Association
regarding the safety of our water and air of New York released a statement on Tuesday
shouldn’t be made in haste, but should be that said “politics” had “trumped facts” in
the result of careful study and deliberation.” the Assembly debate.
If signed into law, the moratorium would The I.O.G.A. of N.Y. claims the language
remain in effect through May 15, 2011. of the bill could adversely affect jobs not con-
All parties are not happy about the mora- nected to the Marcellus Shale debate and that
torium. Many gas companies have already are currently underway throughout the state.
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Dec. 17 through Feb. 25 at the DR2 Theatre (103 E. 15th St.). For tickets ($39), call 212-
239-6200. For groups of 10 or more, call 646-747-7400. Visit www.dearedwina.com for
ACTIVITIES
school hosts this FREE Hanukkah event for Kids & Families. Come celebrate Hanuk-
kah and learn about Educational Alliance programs for toddlers and preschoolers.
Festivities will include Hanukkah arts & crafts, dancing, sing-a-longs, storytelling,
dreidel games, kosher refreshments, tours of the Preschool and more. This year’s
celebration will also feature a premiere screening of a new series called “Shalom
PENNY JONES & CO. PUPPETS Penny Jones & Co. Puppets present their own friend- Sesame” (from the creators of Sesame Street). “Chanukah: The Missing Meno-
ly, funny take on two classic tales. “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” tells the familiar tale of an rah” finds that super-special blue monster Grover in stressing when his special
apprentice whose attempts to have others do his work results in predictable chaos when friend Anneliese van der Pol (of “That’s So Raven” fame) gets caught in a game
he tries magic instead of muscle. “The Fisherman & the Genie” has a humble fisherman of tag with a chicken and loses her special menorah — just as Chanukah is about
catching a genie who grants a wish that soon finds the fisherman and his wife missing to begin! This first-ever communal viewing of the film, coordinated by the JCC
their frugal, simple life. There will also be a participatory Whale Game — in keeping with Association, will be a special holiday treat for kids and parents alike. Sun., Dec.
the nautical theme! Sun., Dec. 12, 11am & 1pm at the Westbeth Community Room (155 5, 10:30 am to 1 pm at The Educational Alliance Preschool (197 E. Broadway. btw.
Bank St. btw. Washington and West Sts.). For tickets ($5), call 212-924-0525. Visit www. Jefferson & Clinton Sts.). FREE. Appropriate for children age 6 and under. For info,
pennypuppets.org. call 646-395-4251 or visit www.edalliance.org/preschool. NOTE: The Preschool
offers full day, half day, extended day and 2, 3, 5 day/week options. Financial aid is
CHANUKAH WONDERLAND What happens for eight consecutive nights, is different available. To learn more and set up a tour, please call 646-395-4250 or email pre-
each time, but always includes sizzling latkes, delicious donuts, menorah lighting, choco- school@edalliance.org. Applications are due December 30th, 2010. The Preschool
late Chanukah gelt and prizes galore? The answer’s not exactly a brainteaser, given that is located at 197 E. Broadway on the Lower East Side.
this is a Chanukah (Hanukah?) listing. But one thing’s for sure — the fact that this par-
ticular celebration is jam-packed with fun (and maybe some jam for those latkes?) is a FIRST COMMUNITY MUSIC NIGHT Every Monday night, Manhattan Youth and Trin-
no-brainer. “Chanukah Wonderland” is My Little School’s gift to you. Dec. 1 through Dec. ity Wall Street combine creative forces to bring you chamber music in a relaxed setting.
8. Locations, times, prices vary. For event details and registration, visit www.mylittle- Music lovers of all ages are invited to listen or get involved. If you play violin, viola or cello
schoolnyc.com. (and can read music), bring your instrument along and join the seasoned pros of the Trinity
Photo by Leo Sorel Chamber Players. Mondays, 7pm to 9pm, at the Great Hall (in the Downtown Community
DEAR EDWINA After debuting in 2008, scoring two Drama Desk nominations and The Trinity Youth Chorus gathers outside St. Paul’s. Center, 120 Warren St.). Call 212-766-1104 or visit www.manhattanyouth.org.
enjoying a successful 2009 holiday season run, the musical “Dear Edwina” is fast becom-
ing a seasonal family-friendly tradition in league with visiting the Macy’s windows and TRINITY YOUTH CHORUS: CAROLING CONCERT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE YOUR EVENT LISTED IN THE DOWNTOWN
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Pole. This heartwarming show about the joys and frustrations of growing up. Has our 89, PS 315, Chinatown-Florentine, Peppercorn, Junior and Senior Choristers) invite you provide the date, time, location, price and a description of the event (at least three
spunky heroine, (advice-giver extraordinaire Edwina Spoonable) sharing he wisdom on to an informal concert of holiday music — with a reception in the Parish Hall after the weeks in advance of the event date). Information may also be mailed to 145 Avenue
everything from setting the table to making new friends. That it’s done through clever, concert. FREE. Fri., Dec. 17, 7-8pm at Trinity Church (Broadway at Wall St.). For info, call of the Americas, New York, NY 10013-1548. Requests must be received three weeks
catchy and poignant songs makes the experience enjoyable and engaging for kids who 212-602-0800 or visit www.trinitywallstreet.org. before the event is to be published. Questions? Call 646-452-2497.
know what Edwina’s going through as well as adults who remember what it was like.
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Baby, it’s Hot Inside
Downtown theater brims with ideas brought to boiling point
BY TRAV S.D.
November was such a busy month that
I only saw one show from last month’s col-
umn: but I saw it 50 times. The show, of
course, is Philip K. Dick’s “Do Androids
Dream of Electric Sheep?” — playing at 3LD
Art & Technology Center (www.3ldnyc.org)
through December 10. I would love to give it
a glowing review, but seeing as how I am in it
that might be construed as more than usually
biased. Therefore, we turn our attention to
the virgin snows of December….
I am luridly expectant at the prospect of
seeing “What She Knew” — playwright and
critic George Hunka’s retelling of “Oedipus
Rex” from Jocasta’s point of view. In this pro-
duction, the “First of the Red Hot Mamas”
will be played by Gabriele Schafer. Schafer
is best known as one half of the company
Thieves Theatre, which she ran for many
years with her husband Nick Fracaro, and
was most notorious for a theatre piece they
did in the early 90s in which they lived in a
Photo by Greg Cook
Continued on page 22 Susie Perkins carries a heavy burden (see Theater for the New City, page 23).
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association. The production will be at St.
Mark’s Church. There’s more info available
at www.incubatorarts.org.
Several shows at Theater for the New
of “Oedipus Rex” from City this month tickle my fancy. First, there’s
EE the annual return of the seminal Off-Off
T I N / 2 Jocasta’s point of view. Broadway company Bread and Puppet
M A R 11 Theater. This is the 39th year the com-
M I LY B E
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FA ECE ans
D sici impressive to see those eerie, gigantic, medi-
mu
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sta work. Having enjoyed several of this com-
pany’s productions, including “I, Claudius,”
tion is entitled “The Return of Ulysses to His
Homeland and the Decapitalization Circus.”
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on “Cornbury” and “A Night in the Tombs,” I
feel comfortable giving this one an advance
Hmm…. wonder if it will be political? The
production runs December 2 through 19.
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“thumbs up.” The run is just one week, end- Also opening on the 2nd is Matt Morillo’s
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ing on December 5. For tickets and info: “Angry Young Women in Low Rise Jeans
www.theatreaskew.com. with High Class Issues.” While its tagline,
November 2 through 11, the “Even though it’s a play, it doesn’t suck”
Incubator Arts Project will be presenting strongly inclines me to throw their press
“Emancipatory Politics” — written and release in the wastepaper basket, its prom-
CenterCharge directed by Eric Bland and his company ise of “foxy, urban women” in (let us not
212-721-6500 Old Kent Road Theater. I’d previously seen forget) “low rise jeans” has convinced me
Box Office / Entrance
and enjoyed Bland’s “The Protestants” — to do the big thing and give the production
Broadway at 60th which had its absurd aspects, but it looks a second chance. This is the show’s second
as though he is embracing Incubator Arts’ NYC revival since its premiere in 2006,
JALC.ORG experimental mandate and trying some and it has been produced as far away as
Preferred Card of
P H OTO O F W YC L I F F E G O R D O N B Y P L ATO N Jazz at Lincoln Center
new things, including puppets and “move-
ment through the space” in this “collage- Continued on page 23
downtown express December 1 - 7, 2010 23
December Theater
refers to recent legal decisions that make it
Continued from page 22 possible for corporations to commit all man-
ner of calumnies under the pretense that
Australia, so someone must like it. “Angry they possess the same rights as individual
Young Women” runs through December 12. human beings). The fest includes nine short
“Dollface” — opening on December 23 — is plays in two separate bills, and to give you a fla-
less interesting for its concept (a Queens vor, here’s a description of “Oh, Donna” by the
woman enrolls in a comedy class and then excellent young playwright Lucille Scott Baker:
gets involved with a jewel heist) than for “A young heiress (and friend of Paris Hilton)
alue
its personnel. Several of the collaborators who has organic tendencies with organic juice
struction • Best V
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ities • Exp
have interesting music biz credits on their and a few secrets, takes over the world’s third
resumes. Co-composer Rob Hyman is a largest communications company.” I’m there!
ntic Fa cil
founding member of The Hooters and song- And lest there be any doubt about the subver- Authe
writer of Cyndi Lauper’s “Time After Time.” sive tendencies of this festival, all shows are
His collaborator, David Forman, has writ- FREE! Why, it’s downright un-American. “The
ten and recorded with Bette Midler, Cyndi Corporate Personhood Play Festival” is a co-
Lauper, Aaron Neville, Jack Nitzsche, Ry production of Horse Trade Theater Group and
Cooder, Maryann Faithfull, Levon Helm, Taj The Subjective Theatre Company. More info at:
Mahal and others. “Dollface” runs through www.subjectivetheatre.org.
January 16. For info on all three of these Finally, I would be remiss in my duty as a
shows as well as others at TNC, go to www. corrupter of public morals if I didn’t recom-
theaterforthenewcity.net. mend these sick, twisted holiday shows.
“Mapping Mobius” at LaMaMa E.T.C.’s December 3-11, one of the funniest perform-
First Floor Theatre promises to be a trippy ers I know — Bradford Scobie — brings his
experience. Taking as its inspiration the “Moisty the Snowman Saves Christmas”
eponymous, technically impossible “strip,” to Dixon Place. This parody of Rankin-Bass
it’s supposed to describe what happens holiday specials, penned by and starring
when a scientist delves into a model of his Scobie, was a hit of last year’s NY Musical
own mind, presumably winding up in some Theatre Festival (www.nymf.org) and also
sort of feedback loop. Far out! (If the fuzz stars the great Murray Hill, among others.
is reading this, I didn’t inhale.) At any rate, For info: www.dixonplace.org.
if you too want to have your mind blown, December 10-30, End Times Productions
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seemingly unconnected themes to exem- rmanyc.org.
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NUTCRACKER IN THE LOWER
Like a fruitcake wrapped in ribbons and given to you
annually by your least favorite relative, self-professed
“daring and new” productions of “The Nutcracker” come
our way every year and immediately proceed to overstay
their welcome. So get a jump on the holiday glut of medio-
cre productions and get your bad Downtown-minded self
to the limited-time-only Urban Ballet Theater version.
“Nutcracker in the Lower” brims with salsa, krumping
and hip-hop. The party scene, traditionally depicted as an
opulent 19th-century Ball, becomes a holiday salsa party.
Native American and African styles reinvent the Angels’
and Arabian divertissements of the second act — with
enough classical ballet to retain the ballet’s traditional
flavor (Tchaikovsky’s original score remains largely intact
throughout).
Performances are Dec. 1, 2, 3 at 7:30pm, Dec. 4 at 3 &
7:30pm and December 5 at 3pm. To purchase tickets ($20),
visit www.theatermania.com or call 212-352-3101. Group &
Things that make you go boom: Vintage boomboxes family discounts are available. At Abrons Arts Center, Henry
brighten up “Unsilent Night.” Street Settlement (466 Grand St. at Pitt). Visit www.abron-
sartscenter.org and www.urbanballettheater.org. Photo by Isaac Rosenthal
UNSILENT NIGHT 2010 Chelsea Rittenhouse and Andres Gonzales.
Phil Kline’s annual holiday event takes place in more
than 27 cities around the world — and with a stat like
that, you know NYC is among the unusual suspects. HOLIDAY EVENTS AT THE MERCHANT’S HOUSE members. Reservations required. On Fri., Dec 10 at 7pm,
“Unsilent Night 2010” — the local version — is cel- Do you pine for a holiday experience that harkens back to “To All, Wassail: A Concert of 19th-Century Holiday Songs
ebrating its 19th year of gracing our good town with those days of old — as in, say, the mid-19th century? If so, & Stories” features The Bond Street Euterpean Singing
a boombox parade that defies description, logic and look no further than the Merchant’s House Museum. Built Society (MHM artists-in-residence) in a concert of vocal
expectations. This participatory experience lets march- in 1832, MHM exists year-round as a lovingly curated time quartets, solos, holiday readings and sing-alongs ($25, $15
ers become their own roving sound sculpture — as they capsule offering a glimpse into the lives — and mindset — of for MHM members). Reservations required. On Dec. 17,
swarm through the streets of the Village blaring record- the prosperous merchant-class Tredwell family (whose vari- 18 & 19, “An Old Fashioned Christmas in New York: Tours
ings on cassettes, CD’s, mp3’s and, of course, the hum- ous members occupied the house for nearly a century). by Candlelight” offers tours beginning every 20 minutes,
ble but proud boombox. Kline describes the experience Dec. 2 through Jan. 10, the exhibition “Christmas Fri., 6-9pm, Sat. & Sun., 4-8pm. The halls will be decked
as “like a Christmas caroling party except we don’t sing, Comes to Old New York” uses recreated scenes of holi- and the rooms lit by flickering candlelight as costumed
but rather carry boomboxes, each playing a separate tape day preparation to reveal how modern holiday customs actors relate the Christmas tradition of mid-19th century
or CD which is part of the piece. In effect, we become a came to be. Included with regular museum admission New York ($20, $15 for children 12 & under, $10 MHM
city-block-long stereo system.” Free. Sat., Dec. 18, 7pm. ($10, $5 for students/seniors). Tues., Dec. 7 from 6-8pm, members.). All events take place at the Merchant’s House
Gather at the arch in Washington Square Park, and less the “19th-Century Holiday Party” lets you enjoy holiday Museum (29 E. Fourth St. btw. Lafayette & Bowery). For
than an hour and mile later, end up in Tompkins Square decorations, savor festive delicacies, drink from the “Bowl info and reservations, call 212-777-1089 or visit www.
Park. For info, visit www.unsilentnight.com. of Bishop” and join in the caroling. $25, free for MHM merchantshouse.org.
HOLIDAY RECORD & CD SALE not a used, returned or defective product in the bunch. What food stylist neighbors left behind “TONS of high-end and
The ARChive of Contemporary Music’s Holiday Record you will find, though, will be mostly pop and rock record- everyday kitchenware.” Support the ARChive mission by
& CD sale helps support the ARChive — a not-for-profit ings, collectible LPs priced below book value, hundreds of becoming a member, and you’ll shop the sale before the gen-
music library which collects, preserves and provides infor- CDs priced at $1 to $5 each and cassettes 4 for $1.00. Not eral public and be welcomed at their Dec. 9 cocktail party.
mation on popular music from 1950 to the present (ARC enough? There will also be many hard to find 7” singles, For membership details and other info, call 212-226-6967,
keeps two copies of all recordings released in America, and shelves of new music books, African, reggae & world-music visit www.arcmusic.org and check out their blog (arcmusic.
their collection numbers over two million sound recordings). releases, classical LPs (most for 50¢ or LESS), videos, 60s wordpress.com). The sale takes place Sat., Dec. 11 through
There will be over 20,000 items for sale — but don’t worry psychedelic posters, and Sony Yule log DVDs (just released Sun. Dec. 19, daily from 11am to 6pm. At 54 White St. (3
about depleting the permanent collection. The items are new by Johnny Cash, Mariah Carey and Kenny Chesney, for $5 blocks south of Canal, btw. Broadway & Church. Take the 1
donations from record companies and collectors, and there’s each). For the dis-en-vinyled, ARChive’s newly-departed train to Franklin, or any train to Canal).
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