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12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
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19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like... Woman: Yourself?
83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer".
99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...