Ok, what’s happening? Well what happened was is there’s been a theft from outside my house. Ok, when did this occur? Well I’m not sure exactly because I ain’t been out to check on him for about five hours but I went out about five minutes ago to have a fag and he’s gone, so it could be within the last five hours Who’s gone, sorry? My snowman Right your snowman’s been stolen? Yeah Right ok, in the last five hours Well four to five hours, I’m can’t be sure exactly And what do you mean, a snowman made out of snow or an ornament? No, he’s made out of snow, I made him myself Right ok He had two of my teaspoons on his arms and money on his face. I'm not being funny, I know it's only a snowman but I thought he'd be fine, what with it being icy and that people ain't been walking up and down the road, it ain't a nice road but at the end of the day you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, do you know what I mean?