RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG

........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA !!!!!!!!!!

* RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES

ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!

* GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA !!!!!!!

* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:

WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS
GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!

* RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE
PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......
THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!

* THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS
AGO..?????
BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....

* BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!

EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!

* AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE

RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....

* WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????

BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!

* ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....!

SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS
................
..............
SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................

.......... RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
* BREAKING NEWS:
ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!
RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI
CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????
....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!

* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE,
BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..

* .Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims
across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

* THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION

DOLLARS TO RAJANIKANTH AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLES FOCUS AWAY
FROM THEM!!!!!