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Joe Louis: An American Romance
OLD JOE LOUIS takes a violin that's under the table and begins
to play as he lies there. He is tired, looking as if he's
just gone 10 rounds with the devil.
THE AUDITOR
Good afternoon, Mr. Louis. ... Sorry
I'm late.
(Unpacking her attaché
case.)
THE AUDITOR
(Forceful.)
Remember? IRS? World champion of
life destroying?
(Arranges papers,
files, her clock)
Think of me as Ms. Robin Hood. I
collect from people that have it to
give to people who don't.
THE AUDITOR
(OLD JOE is not paying
attention. He's
watching people stroll
by in the casino.)
You won't find chorus girls in federal
prison.
THE AUDITOR
We're going through all of this,
year by year, fight by fight, see
if we can't come to some conclusions.
THE AUDITOR
(She pauses, taking
him in, it seems,
for the first time.)
You're bleeding.
THE AUDITOR
I'm sure they do. Personally, I
think prize fights are a bunch of
macho bullshit, but ...
(Reading through a
file, showing him a
yellowed clipping.)
You once beat a man in 27 seconds?
Fastest fight in history?
THE AUDITOR
(Working the
calculator, punching
numbers quickly, the
printer grinding out
the paper.)
You made thirty-five thousand dollars
for 27 seconds work.
THE AUDITOR
That works out to exactly seventy
thousand a minute. In an hour that
would be exactly four million, two
hundred ... that's a lot of money
for a ... anyone.
THE AUDITOR
(Measuring him
thoughtfully.)
If I punched out a man in front of
75,000 people, I'd hang around and
gloat.
(She flips through a
file.)
BLACKIE
You got to jump when I say jump,
sleep when I say sleep. ... I'm
not working with you you going to be
another Jack Johnson. Goddamn Johnson
was one uppity nigger. Understand
me?
BLACKIE
Listen up, Chappie.
(Reading from a sheet
of paper, a bottle
in a brown paper bag
in his other hand
that he sips from on
occasion. )
Only way they'll let you climb in
that ring for a title shot is to be
is to be whiter than a goddamn
snowflake. Whitey gotta love ya.
You got those commandments burned
into your brain?
KU KUX KLANNER
You call us sir!
KU KUX KLANNER
We call you boy or George.
KU KUX KLANNER
You come into my livingroom, you
better be holding a cleaning rag.
Got it?
BLACKIE
(He takes the bag the
bottle is in and
holds it up to YOUNG
JOE's face.)
Good, good, Chappie. Easier on the
white man if they get the shit beaten
out of them by a darkie that's not
too dark.
KU KUX KLANNER
We come down the sidewalk you make
room, right?
BLACKIE
Starting now, you drink milk, read
your bible, love your mother to death.
And, listen up Chappie, don't be
caught with no white woman.
WOMAN
Me and you, Joe ... Just the two of
us. ... Quietly.
(She rubs his biceps,
strokes his thighs.)
6.
YOUNG JOE
I can't.
WOMAN
I hear you can. The girls are saying
"You don't know it's broke until Joe
Louis fixes it."
WOMAN
Only in public, Joe. If you come
softly 'round the back, behind the
bedroom door, I can sure use some
fixin'. ...
KU KUX KLANNER
You come knocking, you use the
backdoor.
The WOMAN glides away and EXITS with YOUNG JOE as OLD JOE
watches them. UK KUX KLANNER disappears.
THE AUDITOR digs through her large bag, taking out yogurt
containers, chocolate bars, nuts.
THE AUDITOR
I have a Band-Aid in here somewhere.
He takes it, wipes the blood with his bare hand and sticks
the band-aid on his face, missing the cut.
7.
THE AUDITOR
(Lighting a cigarette.)
I told you, you're wasting your
breath. I am here to twist your arm
until you say, "Uncle, I am going to
pay." And you will pay. 'Cause, Mr.
Louis, when it comes to income tax,
I'm the champion of the world.
REPORTER ONE
(Banging away at her
typewriter.)
Louis is one-cell beastie of the
mire and steaming ooze period.
OLD JOE watches as YOUNG JOE LOUIS finishes his workout with
BLACKIE and BLACKIE hands him a newspaper and picks up a
bottle and pours a drink. Toasts OLD JOE.
REPORTER TWO
The Chocolate Chopper, the Mahogany
Mauler is a splendid, vicious male
animal.
REPORTER THREE
The Ebony Elephant, the Polished
Puma, the Harlem Hippo was made for
fighting and nothing else.
BLACKIE
They think it, they write it, you
read it. Make you tough. Make you
angry. Get in the ring, use it.
Read!
BLACKIE
You an animal, you ain't human.
That way they don't feel so bad when
you kick their ass.
YOUNG JOE tosses the paper aside and picks up his golf clubs.
OLD JOE picks up the newspaper and begins to crumple pages.
BLACKIE
You're supposed to be sparring,
running, jumping rope. Not cooking
yourself under the sun chasing a
little white ball. No wonder I drink.
BLACKIE
(To YOUNG JOE LOUIS.)
His name's Schmeling.
BLACKIE
Chappie, coloured men don't play
golf. It's like booze with you.
You're an addict.
BLACKIE (CONT'D)
And you're following your dick around
like a school boy, collecting women.
You never get rid of them, you just
keep adding to your harem.
9.
BLACKIE
I can tell you Schmeling's going to
beat the shit out of you, if Marva
doesn't do it first.
(He sips again from
the bottle, sees
Young Joe's
displeasure.)
Just a small one. You're training.
THE AUDITOR
Mr. Louis. I took black studies,
read Black Like Me. I watched the
riots. I saw the hoses. I marched
in spirit with Dr. King. I know about
oppression. I've read Betty Friedan.
... I don't suppose you've read Gloria
Steinem's After Black Power, Women's
Liberation.
THE AUDITOR
(Talking like a nurse
to a patient, almost
as if he's a child.)
Listen to me. The guys in the office
have your picture on the wall. And
every day they throw a few more darts
into it. They live to bring down
high rollers like you. And I'm going
to show them.
(MORE)
10.
THE AUDITOR
We put handcuffs on you, you're going
to step into a cell. We're going to
go through this file, the fights,
the purses, the expenses ...
(Flipping through a
file.)
You fought Billy Conn ...
THE AUDITOR
... Five hundred thousand dollars.
And, Mr. Louis, Primo Carnera, sixty
thousand dollars.
(She punches a few
numbers into the
calculator, and it
noisily pushes out a
ribbon of white paper.)
THE AUDITOR
(Flipping through her
file.)
Harry Levinsky, fifty-three thousand
dollars, that was a lot of money for
...
THE AUDITOR
I didn't say that.
11.
DUKE ELLINGTON
Change the world one song at a time,
Whitey swings, maybe he won't hate.
MARVA
(Beautifully dressed,
dripping furs and
jewelry.)
You really think furs, jewelry, cars,
would make up for the fact you fucked
everything in a skirt? All I wanted
was a real husband.
(She turns and EXITS
and OLD JOE watches.)
12.
THE AUDITOR
Everybody let you do exactly what
you wanted. And look at the mess
you're in.
THE AUDITOR
What if your next front-page photo
shows you dragged into federal prison?
THE AUDITOR
It's 1981, Mr. Louis. 1981. No one
gives a damn how many fights you won
a hundred years ago.
OLD JOE LOUIS watches YOUNG JOE LOUIS, prepped for a fight,
with BLACKIE, in his dressing room, shadowboxing as he walks.
MAX SCHMELING ENTERS in overcoat, carrying a suitcase, and
walks to a radio microphone that drops from the rafters.
Ship foghorn sounds.
MAX SCHMELING
I am happy to be back in America to
finally meet Joe Louis. I have seen
a weakness. When he shoots his left
I can cross my right over it and
score.
13.
BLACKIE
You want to be heavyweight champion
of the world? Max Schmeling is the
first step. Go get 'im.
YOUNG JOE has just had his bell rung. BLACKIE helps him
flop onto the training table between OLD JOE LOUIS and THE
AUDITOR.
BLACKIE
Coloured people are pissed. They're
rioting in Harlem. Lighting bonfires,
stoning streetcars. Your face is a
mess. You let everyone down.
BLACKIE
No. You're Joe Louis. You can't
lose. You're a coloured man, see?
(Holding up the paper
bag to YOUNG JOE's
face.)
If you want a shot at the title, you
got to be perfect.
14.
MAX SCHMELING
(In thick German
accent.)
I would not have taken this fight if
I did not think I, a white man, could
beat a coloured man. I will tell
the Führer that he and his faithful
people gave me the courage to win
for Germany.
REPORTER
Hitler is so in love with Joe Jacobs
Max Schmeling's Jewish manager, he's
going to name a concentration camp
after him.
(Laughing at her own
prose.)
MAX SCHMELING
(To YOUNG JOE LOUIS.)
You were a little cocky, yah, Joe?
You really think a negro was going
to beat me?
REPORTER
Max Schmeling has saved the reputation
of the white race. The myth of Joe
Louis is smashed, smashed for all
times.
MAX SCHMELING
(Laughing, reading
from a newspaper. )
Schmeling made the chocolate drop.
... Max smashed that nigger.
REPORTER
Louis was obviously drugged.
REPORTER TWO
Someone slipped a virus into his
water.
15.
REPORTER THREE
His wife just plain wore him out.
REPORTER
The black terror is just another
human being. The big bad wolf has
been chased from the door.
REPORTER TWO
An idol fell last night and the
crashing was so complete, so dreadful,
it broke the hearts of the negroes
of the world.
REPORTER ONE
Hey Joe, Jack Johnson says you can't
jab.
REPORTER TWO
Digest says lazy's in your blood.
REPORTER THREE
Is it true you can eat half a dozen
chickens before your nap?
REPORTER ONE
What d'ya say, Joe? That why
Schmeling got you, you piece of shit?
LENA HORNE SLIDES onto the table with YOUNG JOE LOUIS, cradles
him in her arms.
LENA HORNE
Every time Schmeling hit you, he was
hitting me and everyone I've ever
known. Guys in the band were crying.
For the first time, it sounded like
you were just another negro being
beaten by a white man.
LENA HORNE
But I know you're not. You can't
be. I'll never let you be just
another anything.
16.
LENA HORNE
I love the way you look at me so
innocent. Like a boy. I love how
you think a steak is beautiful.
How you have a touch like a feather
but you step into the ring and make
a white man wish he had never been
born.
LENA HORNE
You are the champ. You're the one
invincible negro, the one who stands
up to the white man and beats him
down with his fists. And you never
say a bad word about anybody.
LENA HORNE
When you have to, you're all steel
and fury. You teach the white man
humility. It's like a calling.
Like Moses, coming down from the
mountain, saying we can do it. With
you we have hope.
LENA HORNE
You're Joe Louis, the only someone
we got. You'll never be just another
negro!
YOUNG JOE and LENA climb off the table. YOUNG JOE EXITs but
Lena seems to move around the ring, watching OLD JOE. THE
AUDITOR opens a small tub of yogurt and picks up a spoon.
THE AUDITOR
It's macho bullshit.
THE AUDITOR
Everything is about numbers on a
page.
(They stare at each
other again.)
Fifteen rounds? Twenty-five title
fights? You'd like to hit me,
wouldn't you?
THE AUDITOR
You don't? ... But you'd like to,
wouldn't you? I mean that's what
you do. ... I could see how it might
be cathartic. ... There're a few
guys I'd like to hit. Like the freak
who keeps grabbing my ass in the
elevator.
THE AUDITOR
I'd like to knock the guys in the
office on their ass.
18.
THE AUDITOR
No.
THE AUDITOR
No, thanks.
THE AUDITOR
I won't walk all over you, Mr. Louis.
I'll drop a building on you.
(Running through the
calculator keys, the
machine spitting out
paper.)
You earned four million, six hundred
and seventy seven thousand, nine
hundred and ninety two dollars.
Your federal income tax is one
million, one hundred and ninety nine
thousand dollars. With penalties
and interest you owe one and one
quarter million dollars. One and
one quarter million. So here it is,
Mr. Louis. I don't know how and I
don't care, but you got two days.
Two days. You write me that check
or you'll be shaking hands with the
cons at Leavenworth.
(Collects her papers
and stuffs them in
her attaché case.)
THE AUDITOR
You don't. Have a nice day.
(She EXITS.)
OLD JOE rubs his temples. Enter JACK JOHNSON, tall, beautiful
black man in well-cut suit, carrying a walking stick, looking
elegant and well groomed, two gold teeth shining in the middle
of his mouth.
JACK JOHNSON
Can't get rid of me. You bought into
all that shit and look where it got
you.
JACK JOHNSON
White women are worth the trouble
cause they're easy to find in the
dark. And they love us because we
eat cold eels and think distant
thoughts.
JACK JOHNSON
Stop taking crap from the white girl!
White girls are supposed to be afraid
of us, worried we're going to go
tribal. Makes 'em lubricious. One
night with us, they're singing Motown.
You got to show her, man.
JACK JOHNSON
Nigger.
JACK JOHNSON
Say it. I'm an uppity nigger. Isn't
that what they told you?
OLD JOE LOUIS and JACK JOHNSON face each other in the centre
of the ring and start to circle each other with raised fists.
JACK JOHNSON
They hate us all! We didn't fight
boxing matches. We fought race wars.
JACK JOHNSON
I'm Jack Johnson. My place was in
the centre of the ring with my fists
raised. My place was between the
delicious legs of every woman that
wanted me. My place was at the table!
JACK JOHNSON
Impertinence? That the word you
looking for? You think they love
you? Yassuh, boss, they love you.
That's why you're broke, snorting up
coke and kissing the white man's
hand. They should be anointing your
feet with oil.
JACK JOHNSON
You're their Sammy Davis the Second.
They don't love you. They feel sorry
for you.
They circle each other, OLD JOE LOUIS moving slow, fists up.
21.
JACK JOHNSON
They'll come around ... with a long
rope, looking for a high branch.
Strange fruit, my ass! ... You're
nothing but a doorman dressed like a
penguin. ...
OLD JOE reaches into his pocket and counts a few bills.
JOHNSON shakes his head and majestically EXITS. OLD JOE
LOUIS, fists up, slowly stalks the ring, head cocked,
listening.
BLACKIE
I'm no mobster, Chappie. I don't
just sell numbers, I sell dreams.
Man don't have a dream, he starts in
with booze and dope – and that's a
one-way ticket to the new American
slavery – prison. I know that trip
too damn well.
BLACKIE
And learn to read for when you can't
hit 'em no more.
THE AUDITOR ENTERS, places her case on the table and pulls
out a sheaf of papers. YOUNG JOE EXITS.
THE AUDITOR
You know what would be cool? A check.
I need your check.
22.
THE AUDITOR
I'm not some little woman afraid to
piss you off!? I'm really not!
THE AUDITOR
This has nothing to do with the colour
of your skin.
THE AUDITOR
My sex is the lock on the door. And
sex is the key. ... My mother told
me nice girls don't use it.
BLACKIE hands YOUNG JOE LOUIS a skipping rope and YOUNG LOUIS
starts skipping toward OLD JOE LOUIS.
BLACKIE
This is it, Chappie. We got it!
They're going to let you fight Jimmy
Braddock, the Cinderella Man, the
heavyweight champion of the world.
BLACKIE
Chappie, you're the first coloured
man in 30 years to step in the ring
and fight for the championship.
BLACKIE
We made a deal. Schmeling's Hitler's
buddy. They figured better a nigger
than a Nazi. But Cinderella Man
only going to give you a shot if you
pay him.
BLACKIE
It's a deal with the devil, Chappie.
REPORTER ONE
The Shufflin' Sambo gonna fight the
Cinderella Man for the title, Jack,
what do ya think? Can he take 'im?
JACK JOHNSON
Louis can't dance, moves as slow as
a streetcar, trips over the crack in
the sidewalk. He can't block a punch,
good thing he has such a thick head.
Braddock going to mutilate him.
THE AUDITOR
Where is he?
24.
THE AUDITOR
You made a fortune, Mr. Louis. Where
did it all go?
JACK JOHNSON
Go on, tell her what a fool you are.
JACK JOHNSON
Tell her how many of your brothers
and sisters were fighting in the
white-glove navy. None, man, none.
Those boats as lily white as a fish
belly. 'Cept for the servants of
course.
ARMY OFFICER
Men live in such intimacy aboard
ship we simply cannot have negroes
above the rank of messmen.
JACK JOHNSON
Tell her. You fought a hundred times
for the army.
THE AUDITOR
It was income. We had to tax you.
JACK JOHNSON
Tax for being black.
25.
ARMY OFFICER
(In military cap, to
OLD JOE.)
You push the right buttons: heroism,
patriotism and you keep the coloured
soldiers happy. We need you, boy.
ARMY OFFICER
He knocked out an officer's teeth.
Several teeth. A white officer's
teeth.
ARMY OFFICER
How much you making now, Joe?
ARMY OFFICER
Not quite the paydays you're used
to, are they boy? My wife back home
needs a new car. You want to save
your friend Robinson, it's going to
cost you a hell of a lot more than
twenty-one dollars.
JACK JOHNSON
Yeah, Joe, keep your head down.
Right in the sand.
OLD JOE LOUIS laughs as YOUNG JOE LOUIS sips water as BLACKIE
rubs his shoulders and arms.
26.
THE AUDITOR
Try wearing a skirt sometime. Smile
at his jokes. Don't be a tease.
Don't be a slut. ... I don't feel
well.
(She takes a bite of
a chocolate bar.)
BLACKIE
Chicago's never seen so many people.
Black hotels are filled, black people
sleeping in lobbies, nightclubs,
Comiskey Park is sold out. Bleachers
full of black people at $3.50 a
ticket.
BLACKIE
Some things you don't need to read.
Remember what I told you. This is
it, Chappie, your shot, championship
of the world. Let 'im come to you.
Make 'im walk into your right. Don't
chase 'im.
(Holding his head.)
BLACKIE
Too much medicinal brandy.
BLACKIE
C'mon Chappie, he's waiting.
BLACKIE
Spent a lot of time behind bars,
Chappie, thirsty for a taste. ...
Sure kid. You win. You take him,
I'm off the sauce. Let's go. Don't
let that man breathe!
YOUNG JOE LOUIS sheds his robe and walks to the centre of
the ring as BLACKIE watches from the corner. LENA HORNE is
in another corner. The crowd roars and suddenly YOUNG JOE
LOUIS is knocked backward and falls onto the canvas, shaking
his head.
BLACKIE (CONT'D)
(Standing over YOUNG
JOE.)
Take your nine count! Take your
nine count!
THE AUDITOR
Mr. Louis? I have a plan, get you
out of this mess.
THE AUDITOR
Don't give me any more macho crap.
THE AUDITOR
You've been hitting people all your
life. Did it make you feel better?
THE AUDITOR
I got hit. I had plans and I got
hit. Okay? Below the belt. But
damned if it's going to stop me. ...
(Chewing furiously.)
THE AUDITOR
You okay?
THE AUDITOR
That going to solve my problems, get
the guys off my back?
THE AUDITOR
(Still trading harmless
jabs.)
I don't know who to hit.
THE AUDITOR
I was not born to make beds, ...
make babies. ... Even making nice
gives me trouble.
(She sits, starts
flipping through her
file, lighting a
cigarette. )
Listen, stay with me here. You got
lots of friends. Everyone loves Joe
Louis, right? Call them up. You're
starting an organization, Friends of
Joe Louis. And they'll donate, I
don't know, ten thousand, twenty-
five thousand. And then you'll write
us a big fat check.
29.
THE AUDITOR
(She bites off a piece
of chocolate.)
I am not some little woman. ... I
have a dream, too.
(Nervous, she flips
through the files,
looking for a
document.)
And that's to not end up like my
mother, a fry pan glued to my hand.
We have a deal?
THE AUDITOR
(Working on the
calculator.)
That would take about thirty-seven
thousand months.
THE AUDITOR reaches into her attaché case and takes out
another small tub of yogurt.
THE AUDITOR
I don't want to hear / about ...
THE AUDITOR
Stop it!
THE AUDITOR
I don't care!
BLACKIE
Old glove, you sure had dynamite in
you tonight.
REPORTER ONE
Pickaninnies who should have been in
bed paraded the streets in dishpan
bands.
31.
REPORTER TWO
Something sly and sinister and perhaps
not quite human came out of the
African jungle.
REPORTER
When did you think you had it won,
Joe?
REPORTER
You mean Schmeling, right Joe?
REPORTER
(Typing.)
It was Christmas Eve in darkest
Africa. For one night, in all the
lurid darktowns of America, the black
man was king.
BLACKIE
You ain't going to hold me to it,
are you Chappie? C'mon, son. A man
needs refreshment.
THE AUDITOR
No!
THE AUDITOR
We harass everyone.
THE AUDITOR
You're a crazy old black man.
THE AUDITOR
I'm trying. No, that's not what I
... Stop it! I'm here to ...
THE AUDITOR
No.
33.
JACK JOHNSON
(To OLD JOE LOUIS.)
Pretty fucking happy with yourself.
The white man's black man.
(Laughing long and
hard.)
There's a war still raging out there,
Joseph, and you're hiding in here.
JACK JOHNSON
I showed the coloured man the promised
land. Where we can eat the white
man's liver with a silver spoon.
Pluck his eyeballs like sweet grapes.
JACK JOHNSON
I gave the white man what he deserved
– bruised ribs – and didn't mind
smiling when I did it. Tell me
something, Mr. Dusky Destroyer, afraid
to show'em we're men? Show her you're
a man?!
JACK JOHNSON
They know we're better than them.
That's why they got to keep us
chained, one way or another. You
could've done more, Joe. You could
have changed things.
JACK JOHNSON
Got to make a buck, Joe, you know
what that's about. They pay me to
talk shit. ... Tell me, Mr. Sepia
Slugger, you ever step in the ring
with Jim Crow? Lay one upside his
head?
34.
JACK JOHNSON
You're headed to the same place as
the rest of us darkies. Deep down,
you blow off the dust of Jim Crow,
the shame of Uncle Tom, you want to
be like me.
JACK JOHNSON
I gave 'em pride! You so happy why
you putting all your money up your
nose?
JACK JOHNSON
(He struts around the
ring, twirling his
cane.)
It's not too late. Stand up to her
Joe, stand up to the man!
JACK JOHNSON
The Brown Bomber had them dancing in
the streets, hearts full of hope.
And that should be worth a goddamn
tax exemption. But that's what the
tax is for, Joe. A tax on hope.
THE AUDITOR
Wipe your face!
JACK JOHNSON
The Uncle Tom.
JACK JOHNSON
... You wanted it all. Big white
house for your mother. White horses.
Chased the little white ball. But
the white women, that was your little
secret. What would they have said
on Park Ave?
(Taking the paper bag
with Blackie's booze
bottle still in it,
holding it up for
comparison.)
You're the right colour. Maybe you
thought you could pass.
THE AUDITOR
You look ridiculous.
JACK JOHNSON
They fed you Braddock, Schmeling,
they never let you in the ring with
Jim Crow. He was the real man, made
sure we pissed in the coloured toilets
and kissed the white man's ass.
JACK JOHNSON
Afraid to freak out all your movie
star buddies.
(Imitating OLD JOE
LOUIS.)
"Everybody loved me."
JACK JOHNSON
O my Lord, What a morning, O my Lord,
What a feeling; When Jack Johnson,
turned Jim Jeffries,' Snow-white
face, to the ceiling. ... They don't
write poems to white chumps. I'm
Jack Johnson. Heavyweight champion
of the world. I'm black. They never
let me forget it. I'm black all right!
I'll never let them forget it! ...
Jim Crow is still out there, living
the good life. You can take him on
once and for all. They'll listen to
Joe Louis. The city's'll tremble at
the sound of your voice!
JACK JOHNSON
Do it right this time.
JACK JOHNSON
We were meant to teach the white man
a lesson.
THE AUDITOR
Mr. Louis, you're 66.
THE AUDITOR
You'll get killed.
THE AUDITOR
You all right? I can get a doctor.
38.
THE AUDITOR
Why don't you sit down?
BLACKIE hands YOUNG JOE LOUIS an envelope and YOUNG JOE opens
it, pulls out the bill, stares at it.
BLACKIE
Welcome to the big time. Uncle Sam
wants his cut. Called taxes.
BLACKIE
Let me explain something to you,
Chappie. This is the management and
training expenses part of every dollar
you make.
(He takes a dollar
bill and tears a
strip off it, throws
it away and waves
what's left.)
This here's your life; horses, cars,
houses, friends, your momma, your
baseball team and girls. You could
start an airline all the girls you
fly to your fights.
(MORE)
39.
BLACKIE (CONT'D)
(Crumples up the rest
of the bill.)
Trouble is the government wants taxes.
Pays for armies so people can shoot
at you, and prisons to lock you in
if you step out of line.
(Taking another bill,
tearing most of it
away.)
So for every dollar you make, they
want about eighty cents.
(Tears a strip off
the bill.)
They also want interest and penalties
on that eighty cents that you haven't
been paying, see? So for every buck
in taxes, you need about a buck
twenty.
(Tossing away the
last piece of the
bill.)
But since your expenses and the high
life are costing you a buck, you in
fact need two dollars and twenty
cents for every dollar you earn.
I've never had a proper education,
no sir, but I can't see how even the
Heavyweight Champion of the World
can turn every dollar he makes into
two dollars and change. Not even
Joe Louis. Chappie, you're fucked.
The sign for the Hollywood Hills lights up and YOUNG JOE
LOUIS lies down on the training table. LANA TURNER climbs
on top of him, pulling a cover over them, and nestles into
his arm. OLD JOE LOUIS watches.
LANA TURNER
You punch people in the face for a
living.
(She climbs on top of
him.)
LANA TURNER
Would you want to be in my bed if I
wasn't a movie star?
JACK JOHNSON
You're out there humping movie stars,
but they're still them and we're
still us. And us is still on the
sidewalk looking in at them.
ROCKY
Sorry Joe, Sorry. I didn't mean to
hit you so hard.
ROCKY
I never meant to hurt you, Joe, you're
the best. I never shoulda put you
through the ropes like that.
(Wiping away tears.)
I love you, man.
41.
ROCKY
Keep out of the ring. Promise me.
I'll sleep a hell of a lot better.
ROCKY hugs him, wipes tears from his eyes and EXITS.
THE AUDITOR
Rutting like a goat with every woman
that would lie still is not my idea
of love.
THE AUDITOR
I have no idea. It's a new world,
Mr. Louis. Women can do fine without
a man. Ten, fifteen years, there'll
be a woman in the White House.
JACK JOHNSON
You're getting it, Joe, you're finally
getting it.
42.
MAX SCHMELING
(In overcoat.)
In Germany they call me the champion.
Dot is not so – only morally. They
recognize the artistry of the boxer,
how he represents man at his finest.
This Louis, he still has the same
weakness.
BLACKIE
You look sillier than a rich white
man.
BLACKIE
Turnstile.
BLACKIE
C'mon, it's fly time.
43.
BLACKIE
Nevermind. Fly time. C'mon, there's
one.
(YOUNG JOE is in a
fighter's crouch,
bare hands out,
grabbing flies.)
Your left, your left. Now your right.
That's it. Get 'em. Tell me the
commandments, go on talk to me.
BLACKIE
They want you in jail. Don't give
'em a chance. You got to be super
negro, got it? Grab it! Grab it!
JACK JOHNSON
Just like a woman.
THE AUDITOR
(Still lying on the
table with Lena Horne.)
You have no idea what it's like to
be a woman.
MAN
Aren't you Joe Louis?
MAN
You're Joe Louis. Can I have an
autograph?
MAN
I need ten bucks to make the rent,
Joe, get some milk for my kid.
(YOUNG JOE takes a
bill out of his back,
signs it on the man's
back and hands it to
him.)
LENA HORNE
Sign and be happy. As long as you're
standing and the white man is on his
back looking up at you, we're on
top. And we can hope tomorrow will
be better than yesterday.
JACK JOHNSON
How about you make sure tomorrow's
not worse than today?
LENA HORNE
You got the whole world in your hands.
DRUG DEALER
Got a little high-octane God right
here, champ. Religion you can count
on. Take a taste and you'll be
singing Amen. Be a sinner or be a
slave, Champ. Choice is yours.
OLD JOE LOUIS hands DRUG DEALER some money and he sashays
away. Joe opens the little packet and sticks a finger in
and snorts some, his face turned away, almost as if he's
protecting himself from a punch. He smiles and seems happier,
brighter. THE AUDITOR ENTERS, in business jacket, and sits
at the table.
THE AUDITOR
Join the club. I never met a woman
that liked herself.
BLACKIE
Listen up, Chappie, you got what you
wanted. Your rematch with Max
Schmeling. Yankee Stadium.
(MORE)
46.
BLACKIE (CONT'D)
The whole fucking free world's
counting on you. Not to mention
you're going to make a fortune.
OLD JOE LOUIS stalks the stage, listening. The lights dim,
the casino lights go dark and soon OLD JOE LOUIS is lit only
by a single dim light hanging from the rafters, as in the
centre of a boxing ring. THE AUDITOR is in the shadows.
Soon the smoke and dark obscure her. The lights come up
with the music and noise of the crowd and YOUNG JOE LOUIS is
dressed only in signature shiny black boxing trunks and boxing
gloves. BLACKIE enters, with towels and corner man equipment,
tape, scissors, bandages. Louis's fists are at his side.
He's looking at the immense crowd in the arena, listening to
the taunts and shouts. OLD JOE watches, begins to shout at
YOUNG JOE.
MAX SCHMELING
We have no strikes in Germany.
Everybody has a job. We have one
union. We have one party. Everybody
is happy.
REPORTER
Max, you a Nazi or not?
MAX SCHMELING
I am part of a great race of people,
forging a new way of life in a new
world. Joe and me are part of a
brotherhood. We do not worry about
labels like black or white or Jew or
Nazi.
(Looking at OLD JOE.)
Right Joe? It's all nonsense.
THE AUDITOR
No. ... I don't.
THE AUDITOR
Thirty-eight.
REPORTER
(Sitting ringside
with typewriter,
press pass in hat
band, dictating as
she types.)
Dinner at Louis's training camp is
like feeding time at the zoo. Joe's
ears waggled, his lips made moist
smacking noises, and his eyes, as
impersonal as twin cough drops, roved
the company with the chill and
scrutiny of a house cat.
(YOUNG JOE LOUIS is
skipping rope.)
REPORTER TWO
Negroes can't stick to a plan. But
like Ellington and Cab Calloway,
that remarkable sense of rhythm and
timing makes him tough to beat.
(YOUNG JOE LOUIS
working the heavy
bag, shadow boxing.)
REPORTER THREE
Joe Louis will never admit it but
when he gets into the ring and looks
down at the German's right fist,
he's going to be one scared nigger.
THE AUDITOR
You not going to fight him again?
THE AUDITOR
You'll pay us all of it, a million
plus? You know, we'll tax the purse,
too. ... You'll get killed.
THE AUDITOR
No. You can't fight again.
THE AUDITOR
Don't be stupid.
THE AUDITOR
I can't.
OLD JOE dances with her. At first she is stiff and then
slowly she relaxes, letting herself be guided around the
floor. Then she pushes herself away from him and straightens
her clothes.
THE AUDITOR
Nothing.
(MORE)
50.
She stands and takes a boxer's pose. OLD JOE follows, they
face each other. THE AUDITOR throws a soft jab.
THE AUDITOR
I went to the library last night.
... Hank Aaron broke the home run
record and they wanted to kill him.
...
THE AUDITOR
Forty years ago, they must've hated
you. You never hit back, you took
it all and ...
THE AUDITOR
And you really like it, giving the
girls the eye, charming the tourists.
... I wish I didn't have to do my
job. But I do.
(Looking into the
casino.)
I wanted it all. Good job, big
family, nice Volvo, garden in the
backyard. ... Men hate me.
... I go to the movies alone. I eat
alone. I do everything alone.
(MORE)
51.
THE AUDITOR
I don't know ... you. I'm hitting
men. ... I've never done it before.
THE AUDITOR
You really think we're the weaker
sex, Mr. Louis? We want kids but
most of the time, we're afraid to
get pregnant. We find a guy, will he
beat us or leave us or just treat us
like shit? ...
THE AUDITOR
(Softening. )
What was it like to have every man
on Earth afraid of you? To be the
best? To not have anyone in your
face?
THE AUDITOR
(Throwing a punch.)
This is for Gerry, the asshole in
the next cubicle who makes twice
what I do, spends his days hitting
on every skirt in the office.
(Throwing a punch.)
For the bank manager who wouldn't
give me a loan without my husband's
signature.
52.
OLD JOE holds his punch, opens his hand, reaches out to her
face, tempted to touch her but stops. She takes his hand
between hers and slowly returns it to him.
THE AUDITOR
What if the only choice is the rusty
coat hanger? ...
OLD JOE reaches into his coat pocket and takes a little vial
and a spoon and snorts a bit, shakes his head. YOUNG JOE is
shadow boxing, jabs and uppercuts, combinations as OLD JOE
watches. BLACKIE watches Joe train.
THE AUDITOR
We can't go anywhere. I can't do
this anymore. You're a sick old bl
... man and I can't help you. You're
done. Tomorrow, I'll be here with
the warrant.
(She packs her things
and EXITS. OLD JOE
watches hurt and
surprised.)
BLACKIE
No fucking around this time, Chappie.
You get in the ring and you put
Schmeling down.
53.
BLACKIE
No golf.
BLACKIE
No horseback riding.
BLACKIE
Murder that bum, don't make an asshole
out of me. And keep your pants
zipped.
YOUNG JOE, with his arm around WOMAN, hair down, a swish in
her walk, WALKS OFF STAGE.
REPORTER
(Reading from her
typewriter.)
Berlin. ... The world waits
breathlessly for the fight of the
century. Joe Louis against German
champ Max Schmeling. It is understood
here that a Louis victory would be
taken as a disgrace from the Nazi
racial viewpoint.
MAX SCHMELING
(In overcoat and scarf.)
Joe, being a Negro, will remember
how I beat him and he will be afraid.
REPORTER
For 65 million Germans, Schmeling is
their hero, their Hermes, who will
herald to the world the Nazi
supremacy.
(JACK JOHNSON ENTERS,
his crotch bulging
prominently.)
MAX SCHMELING
The black dynasty of puglilism must
come to an end. I, Maximillian Adolph
Otto Siegfried Schmeling, will see
to it.
REPORTER
Schmeling's an outspoken
representative of perverted bestial
nationalism and race hatred. If he
loses, a concentration camp is the
best he could expect.
JACK JOHNSON
(To YOUNG JOE LOUIS
as he takes the arm
of the REPORTER and
begins to dance.)
Dance with him like he's your lover.
Whisper in his ear, pound his ribs,
lacerate his kidneys. Make his sweet
agony last.
MAX SCHMELING
(Training.)
Germany has nothing against the Jews.
My manager is Jewish. Joe's manager
is Jewish. I love the Jews. Mr.
Hitler has been very fair to the
Jewish people. It's just he suffers
from an occasional hormone imbalance.
JACK JOHNSON
(To YOUNG JOE.)
The best way to mess with the white
man's mind is to wrap your dick with
gauze before the fight, nice and
thick. The white man feels inadequate
when it comes to the size of his
dick. He won't be able to take his
eyes off the bulge in your shorts.
Before he knows what hit him, his
molars'll be imbedded in your glove
and he's crying for his mother.
55.
REPORTER
(Abandoning JACK and
sitting down to type.)
This is the fight of the century.
The world, free and fascist, one
hundred million people, will hang on
their radios for this titanic struggle
to define the new world order.
MAX SCHMELING
In the first round we will only feel
each other out.
MAX SCHMELING
I will wait for Louis to make his
usual mistake and then I will shoot
him with my right hand and it will
be over.
MAX SCHMELING
He iss not more the same Louis.
REPORTER
It is a grab in the dark, a groping
in the fogs of chance ... This is
the fight nobody knows anything about.
(MAX SCHMELING ENTERS,
stage left, wearing
white trunks and
gloves.)
RING ANNOUNCER
Former heavyweight champion of the
world, Max Baer.
MAX BAER
(VOICE ONLY)
I define fear as standing across the
ring from Joe Louis and knowing he
wants to go home early.
RING ANNOUNCER
British and Empire heavyweight
champion, Tommy Farr.
TOMMY FARR
(VOICE ONLY.)
Every time I hear the name Joe Louis,
my nose starts to bleed.
MAX SCHMELING
(Reading, in German
accent.)
"To the next world champion, Max
Schmeling. Wishing you every success.
Adolf Hitler." He always was a
gentleman.
YOUNG JOE LOUIS and MAX SCHMELING face each other, eye to
eye.
taps him on the shoulder and when LOUIS finally turns, they
tap gloves. SCHMELING then returns and sits in his corner,
serious, confident, energetic. The bell rings twice and
RING ANNOUNCER goes to the centre of the ring to announce
the fighters.
RING ANNOUNCER
(As ring announcer.)
This is the featured attraction,
fifteen rounds for the world
heavyweight championship. Weighing
193 pounds, wearing purple trunks,
outstanding contender for heavyweight
honours, the former heavyweight
titleholder, Mox Schmayling.
YOUNG LOUIS gets up and skips a few steps. The crowd cheers
but it is mixed with boos. YOUNG LOUIS returns to his corner.
The microphone rises, the ring goes to black, leaving two
small circles of light over OLD JOE LOUIS and, in the other
corner, MAX SCHMELING.
FIGHT ANNOUNCER
(VOICE ONLY)
(DING.)
And they're about to start with this
Yankee Stadium packed to the doors.
There isn't an empty seat. Joe Louis
in his corner, prancing and rubbing
his feet in the rosin, Max Schmeling
standing calmly, getting last word
from Doc Casey. And they're ready
with the bell just about to ring.
(MORE)
58.
MAX SCHMELING
I could see right away it was not
going to go good. I could see your
desire just burning in you – you
were the spider and I was the fly.
I thought, 'It's going to be a long
night.' ... I was wrong.
FIGHT ANNOUNCER
Louis has landed more blows in the
one round than he landed in five
rounds of the other fight. And there
Max Schmeling caught him with his
guard down. And got that right hand
to Louis's jaw but Louis was going
away with the punch at the time.
Now Max is backing away against the
ropes and Louis if following him.
And watching for that chance. He is
crowding Schmeling. Schmeling is
not stepping around very much but
his face is already marked.
MAX SCHMELING
You had the speed of the jungle,
like a panther stalking his prey.
And you could throw a triple left
hook. Whoever saw such a combination
of speed and power and instinct?
You would have made a perfect Nazi.
Unfortunately, you were black.
59.
FIGHT ANNOUNCER
And they step into a fast clinch.
And at close range Louis fights
differently, to bring up a left to
the jaw and a right to the body.
And coming out of that clinch he got
over a hard right and then stabbed
Max with a good straight left jab!
And Max backs away. And misses the
right. Louis then caught him with
two straight lefts to the face and
brought over the hard right to the
head. High on the temple. And Max
tying up in a clinch and broke.
MAX SCHMELING
No one could punch like you. You
were like a surgeon. The heart, the
liver, behind the ear, under the
ribs. When you hit me, Joseph, it
was like my life stopped. And if I
could still think, my only thought
was 'what the hell am I doing here?
I'm going to die.'
FIGHT ANNOUNCER
Back against the ropes again but not
too close to the ropes. ... And
Louis misses with a left swing...
But in close brought in a hard
right.... A right to the jaw. Again
a right to the body, a left hook, a
right to the head, a left to the
head. A right. ... Schmeling is
going down. But he held to his feet,
held to the ropes, he looks to his
corner in helplessness.
MAX SCHMELING
The first hit I got in the left
kidney, I was so paralyzed I couldn't
even move. I couldn't even fall.
It was all over.
FIGHT ANNOUNCER
And Schmeling is down! Schmeling is
down. The count is four. And he's
up. And Louis right and left to the
head, a left to the jaw, a right to
the head. And Donovan is watching
carefully. Louis measures him, a
right to the body, a left up to the
jaw and Schmeling is down.
60.
FIGHT ANNOUNCER
The count is five, six, seven, eight,
the men are in the ring. The fight
is over on a technical knockout.
Max Schmeling is beaten in one round!
BLACKIE
In less than one round, Chappie!
Two minutes and four seconds of
murder. You, chicken-eating son of
a bitch, beat their goddamned best.
You did it Chappie, you murdered the
bum. I'm proud of you, son.
REPORTER ONE
Max Schmeling was no longer a man.
He was a broken, glassy eyed, silly
blubbering bum.
REPORTER TWO
The happiest people were not the
negroes but the Jews. They had the
best time of all their Jewish lives.
He holds his arms aloft like the victor he is, turns from
side to side as if he's still in the ring, hearing the cheers
from all sides. DUKE ELLINGTON ENTERS, dressed in tux, sits
down at the table and begins to play as YOUNG JOE EXITS
slowly, shadowboxing, dancing, showing off for the crowd.
62.
REPORTER
Joe was the concentrated essence of
black triumph over white. In that
moment, all fear, all obstacles,
were wiped out. They were free,
invincible. A merciless victor over
a fallen foe. Yes, they had felt
all that ... for a moment.
RING ANNOUNCER
In this corner, representing the
allies, 5.5 million dead soldiers.
(Loud cheers.)
In this corner, representing central
Europe, 3.4 million dead soldiers.
(Loud cheers.)
In this corner, including everyone
from Austria Hungary to the Ottoman
Empire, six and a half million dead
civilians.
(More cheers.)
And in this corner, deaths from
disease, famine and the heavyweight
champs, the Spanish flu and the
Holocaust, 24 to 40 million dead
civilians.
(Loudest cheers.
Bell rings several
times, a judge hands
the ANNOUNCER a note.
Microphone rises.)
And this just in, including deaths
from the war in the Pacific and China,
judges have ruled that 85.6 million
have been slaughtered. 85.6 million!
We're a credit to our race. ... The
human race. ... What's left of 'em.
(Loud cheers!)
DUKE takes the arm of the woman, dances her to the lip of
the ring, and EXITS as THE AUDITOR ENTERS. She puts her
briefcase and purse on the table and stares at him, angry.
For OLD JOE it's as if she never left.
63.
THE AUDITOR
(Impatient.)
There's no Jack! ...
THE AUDITOR
I told them you wouldn't pay. I
told them 'lock 'im up!'
THE AUDITOR
I told them send him to jail and
you'll see how fast he'll find the
money.
THE AUDITOR
I'm just a woman. So why the hell
would they listen to me?
THE AUDITOR
I don't care!
LENA HORNE
You've been in town for months and
you didn't even bother to call. I'm
not a big enough star for you, that
it?
LENA HORNE
Who is it this time? Sonja Henning?
Lana Turner? I'm not good enough
for you, you son of a bitch? You
say you love me but it don't mean
shit.
THE AUDITOR
(Goes to the bell at
ringside and strikes
it.)
The money, the women, the life. You
wasted it all. You're not going to
take me with you!
THE AUDITOR
The dance is over. I had a procedure
at the hospital. The bastards wanted
a man to sign the form.
LENA HORNE
(Standing next to THE
AUDITOR. )
I'm not sitting around waiting for
you ever again!
THE AUDITOR
I got that promotion, you know. I'm
the new District Manager. ... In
New Mexico! I'll be chasing black
bears and cactus for their taxes.
LENA HORNE
Sick of taking shit from you!
THE AUDITOR
I'm sick of men telling me how to
live and where to live and why to
live!
LENA HORNE
(She throws a bracelet
at him.)
Take this and shove it up your ass.
We're through.
YOUNG YOUNG JOE hits Lena and starts to choke her. OLD JOE
LOUIS watches. LENA tries to defend herself by slapping and
punching YOUNG JOE LOUIS.
THE AUDITOR
Sick of it!
(She punches OLD JOE
in the face.)
LENA HORNE
(To YOUNG JOE LOUIS,
who stops, horrified.)
You bastard! You're a champ but
you're nothing. Nothing!
She slaps his face and EXITS. YOUNG JOE LOUIS stunned,
watches her walk away as OLD JOE LOUIS looks at The Auditor,
mystified, hurt. OLD and YOUNG JOE STAND side by side.
THE AUDITOR
I ... I'm sorry. I ...
66.
THE AUDITOR
They're going to forgive your debt.
They old me you're a sick old man
who's suffered enough. That we'd
look bad prosecuting Joe Louis.
THE AUDITOR
Yeah, you're free. It's a hundred
degrees in the shade in New Mexico
but you're free!
OLD JOE LOUIS stands while YOUNG JOE LOUIS sits slumped and
exhausted in the corner of the ring, staring into space,
wondering what just happened. OLD JOE picks up the violin
and starts to play the violin but it sounds as it must have
when he was starting out at 17. Then the JOE LOUIS THEME
comes up, perhaps as he would be hearing it in his head.
LONG PAUSE WITH MUSIC. OLD JOE stares at YOUNG JOE, still
holding the violin.
MAX SCHMELING and JACK JOHNSON, with woman on his arm, APPEAR.
JACK JOHNSON
Sorry I shit on you, Joe, but they
paid me a good dollar. ... I'm
waiting for you, Mr. Brown Bomber,
Au revoir, mon ami.
THE AUDITOR
Mr. Louis, you taught me to punch
but you didn't teach me how to fight
dirty.
JACK JOHNSON
When they lower the casket.
THE AUDITOR takes the violin away, while THE MUSIC KEEPS
PLAYING. She begins to dance with OLD JOE LOUIS, dancing
him toward the training table.
THE AUDITOR
Things don't change. They just get
old.
BLACKIE
Death's a long trip.
BLACKIE
Don't feel a thing. You don't see
the shovel and to the worms we're
all equal. Nobody bothers you.
Here, I don't need a drink.
BLACKIE
You kept me alive. Chappie, you're
a credit to your race. The human
race. ... I'm waiting for you.
MAX SCHMELING takes one of OLD JOE's arms and he and the
AUDITOR help OLD JOE lie down on the table as BLACKIE slips
off the table. They help OLD JOE cross his arms over his
chest. YOUNG JOE approaches OLD JOE.
JESSE JACKSON
We're honouring a giant who saved us
from a troubled time. Usually the
champion rides on the shoulders of
the nation and its people but in
this case, the nation rode on the
shoulders of the hero, Joe Louis.
MAX SCHMELING
Don't worry, Joe. I will pay for
everything. First class.
MAX SCHMELING
Coca Cola, Joe, Coca Cola. The old
boxing commissioner, he went to work
for Coke down in Atlanta. He always
liked me. Gave me a franchise. Ah,
Joe, the old south is beautiful,
yah?
69.
JESSE JACKSON
We feel bigger today because Joe
came this way. He lifted us when we
were down, he made our enemies leave
us alone!
MAX SCHMELING
It's America. Hula hoops, cars,
clothes, boxers, we all end up on
the garbage heap.
JESSE JACKSON
Joe made the lion lie down with the
lamb. The black, brown and white,
the rich and the poor were together,
and none were afraid.
JESSE JACKSON
(As Jesse Jackson.)
Let's give Joe a big hand clap.
This is not a funeral. This is a
celebration. Wave to the champ.
JESSE JACKSON
God sent Joe from the black race to
the human race. With Joe Louis we
had made it from the guttermost to
the uttermost, from the slave ship
to the championship. Let's hear it
for the champ! Let's hear it for
the champ!
OLD JOE lies perfectly still. THE AUDITOR, JACK JOHNSON and
MAX SCHMELING watch him.
CURTAIN