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Oh I wish I were a brave fire-fighter

Yes that is what I͛d really like to be
And if I were a brave fire-fighter
I͛d rescue all the cats stuck in a tree

Oh I wish I were an organic farmer

Yes that is what I͛d really like to be
And if I were an organic farmer
I͛d plant carrots and turnips next to peas

Oh I wish I were a math and physics teacher

Yes that is what I͛d really like to be
And if I were a math and physics teacher
I͛d know the square root of infinity

Oh I wish I were call center agent

Yes that is what I͛d really like to be
But if I were a call center agent
Everyone would say ͞don͛t bother me͟

Oh I wish I were a veterinary doctor

Yes that is what I͛d really like to be
And if I were a veterinary doctor
I͛d clean up lots cat and puppy pee

Oh I wish I lived in Banff or maybe Whistler

Yes that is where I͛d really like to be
Cuz if I lived in Banff or maybe Whistler
In all my spare time I could go and ski

Oh I wish I were a professor of religion

Yes that is what I͛d really like to be
And if I were a professor of religion
I͛d know the meaning of infinity

Oh I wish I were an Olympic Bingo player

Yes that is what I͛d really like to be
And if I were an Olympic Bingo player
I͛d win the gold with O 63.

Oh I wish I were a smiley, happy baby

Yes that is what I͛d really like to be
And if I were a smiley, happy baby
Everyone would be in love with me.