Sardar ji is buying a TV "Do you have color TVs' "Sure. "Give me a green one, please.” 2- Sardar Ji calls Air India, "How long docs it take to fly to Amritsar?" just a sec," says the rep. Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up. 3+ Sardar ji is filling up a job application He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED ‘After much thought he writes: Yes 4- Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?” ‘The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask." The Sardar asks, "What does it do?" ‘The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The Sardar says, "Tl take it!" ‘The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos. His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a Thermos flask." ‘The boss asks, "What does it do?" He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" ‘The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke.” 5- Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai." 6- What does Sardarji do afler taking photocopies? He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes, 7- What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet? He makes a photocopy of the white shect. 8 There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters, ‘They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?” That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave. "No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then ‘we would become a State of USA and develop automatically." All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd was not. Someone asked him why he wasnt happy. The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE, WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA??2”Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "L would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to Satdars,” he replied, ‘He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "Lwould like to buy this TV." “Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,” Salesman replied, "Damn, he recognised me,” he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again. "Lwould like to buy this TV." sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?” “Because that's a microwave,” he replied. 10- Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. 11- How do you measure Sardarjis intelligence? Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear 12- Sardayji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "7Ist and *again® barefoot!” 13- What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. 14- What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. 15- How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday. 16- What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought. Sardar relaxing One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK. Allady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me ! Banta Singh” Third one came and asked the same question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?". The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes lam relaxingDelivered: Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED" mart Sardarji: A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game. ‘The Sardarji tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. ‘The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa.” Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep. ‘The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if | don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the Sardayji’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. ‘The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" ‘The Sardayji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American, can, "your turn". He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs ‘The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences.....no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500. ‘The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep. ‘The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep. darji Joke ‘A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.