Deep blue, pure, and cleansing. Leave my love on the bathroom counter And it will only solidify, like magma, It shines in the sun, iridescent, Distracting my view from your rather large teeth.
Come! Brush your teeth,
Not only with metaphor, but with toothpaste And toothbrush. Your smile is iridescent But I fear your mouth needs cleansing And your breath is like magma As it melts the flowers on the counter.
Please. Come to the counter
And stop gritting your teeth. Your gaze scalds like magma But my love cools…like toothpaste! It excels at scraping away and cleansing Your mortal exterior to show your true iridescence!
Oh yes, of course, your exterior is also iridescent!
And if I had a counter For all the times your cleansing Lips saved me, I’d count more blessings than I have teeth! And the flowing toothpaste Of my love burns like molten magma –
What do you mean, you don’t know what magma
Is? I’ve been using it this whole damn iridescent Poem! But I digress! The toothpaste! It is poised on the counter For even the lowliest simpleton knows that teeth Need a daily cleansing.
But perhaps you need more than a cleansing.
Perhaps a bath in magma Or a fist into your teeth. Your nose is iridescent. And I can see that, on the counter, We are at the end of the tube of toothpaste.
So let the toothpaste in your teeth remind you of me,
For I shall be at the counter of a bar, far away, cleansing The memory of you with a keg of iridescent magma.