I'm an elder member of this community, despite the fact that I'm a NO-ONE.

It's
because I've arselicked my whole life, and I'm planning to do it, even in a E-Ga
me, and I'm the only one (if not, one of the few) who has the balls to do it, wi
thout being banned [lulz not funny]. The real question here should be:
PACKAGE, Can I Asslick YOU and change my name to Bruce Package?

[[Image:OZRAGHITLER.jpg|thumb|left|Bruce Stracci.]][[Image:Adolfina.jpg|thumb|15
0px|right|Bruce Stracci on his wedding. So cute.]]Bruce Stracci was born in [[Af
rica|Africa]] in 1995 but then moved to [[Bolivia|Bolivia]]. He is an African Je
w. He spends 99.99% of his day playing [[San_Andreas_Roleplay|NGRP]]. He's a [[V
irgin|virgin]] but he had oral sex with a lot of children. He speaks [[Engrish|e
ngrish]] because niggers can't speak in english kk. He loves [[Hitler|Hitler]] a
nd looks like him.
{{quote|I'm an elder member of this community, despite the fact that I'm a NO-ON
E. It's because I've arselicked my whole life, and I'm planning to do it, even i
n a E-Game, and I'm the only one (if not, one of the few) who has the balls to d
o it, without being banned [lulz not funny]. The real question here should be:
PACKAGE, Can I Asslick YOU and change my name to Bruce Package?| [http://www.ng-
gaming.net/forums/member.php?10878-Bruce%E2%84%A2 Bruce Stracci's] Signature}}

==History==
He was born somewhere in Africa in 1995 ([[newfag|newfag]] [[lol|lolol]]). Then
he moved to [[Bolivia|Bolivia]] and worked there as a [[Whore|whore]] for a few
years. Now he's living in Argentina but he still loves Bolivia.
==About him==
[[Image:Pele.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Pelé (Bruce's father).]][[Image:AfricanBeauty.jp
g|thumb|150px|right|African women with AIDS (Bruce's mother).]]He was born after
Pelé and some random african women with [[AIDS|AIDS]] had sex. He looks like a [[
Pedophile|pedo]] [[irl|irl]]. His dream is to be like Jack Package, that's why h
e always suck his cock.
==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:HugoMahBoi.jpg|Bruce's first boyfriend.
Image:BoliviaFlag.jpg|Bruce loves this flag.
Image:Original_Hitler.jpg|Bruce's current boyfriend.
Image:Paraguayo.JPG|Bruce dancing with [[Banned|Salvatore Auditore]].
</gallery></center>

==Killhamster==
I [[love|love]] you too man. Let's marry. No [[Srsly|srsly]], if it's not funny
for you it doesn't mean it's not funny so [[gtfo|gtfo]].
{{faggotry}}
{{pedo1}}
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