THE 500 HATS OF BARTHOLEMEW CUBBINS

SONG LYRICS (TO TIK TOK BY KE$HA)

Wake up in the morning feeling like B. Cubbins

Grab my hat I’m out the door I’m gonna hit this kingdom

Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of TOOTHPASTE

Cuz when I leave for the town

I ain’t coming back

I’m talking hat up on my head (head)

I just got out of bed (bed)

Leaving my hut as a shed (shed)

Today is very sunny

I don’t think it’s funny

That I just want to make some money

Don’t stop, take it off

King please don’t cut my head off

Today Imma say “Please take my hat away”

All these hats on the ground

Making my head spin around like

Oh-oh-oh oh

Oh-oh-oh oh

[Repeat chorus]

Ain’t got a care in the world

Just want to make some cash

The king took me to his castle it happened in a flash

 If I don’t get my hat off my head’s gonna get slashed

And it looks like the magician’s gonna get his wand smashed

I’m saying no one can help me (me)

Nobody will believe

That I’m really trying

I’m not gonna give up now

Everybody’s being so loud

I just want to scream and shout

*Chorus*

They take me up

To the tallest tower

My heart, it pounds

They’re gonna push me

Take my hat off

There’s so many

Counting all the hats

Yeah, my head hurts

I’m standing here just waiting

For Wilfred to push me

Take my hat off

Take your hat off

Take your hat off

I’m wearing the best hat that you’ve ever seen

*Chorus*