Mr.

HARI SADOO the Typical Manager in a meeting:

"Are we clear?",blah blah blah………"Send me the report" ,blah blah blah……"Okay",blah blah
"Nope" blah blah , "Send me the report" blah blah, "Do it", blah blah "Email" blah blah, "Call" blah
blah, "Meeting" blah blah, "Conference" blah blah, "Send me the report" blah blah," THINK OUT OF
THE Box" blah blah, "Expectation" blah blah, "Low" blah blah."Send me the report", blah blah "and
your point is...", blah blah "FYI" blah blah, "ASAP" blah blah, BTW".

When asked a QUESTION BY THE EMPLOYEE ON EXPECTED RETURN:

Aaaaaaaa...So...you seee...aaaaa....yeah....the Procurment....aaaaaa...Whats the date today?"

Means they are confused and really don't know how to confuse you. Usually used at the beginning
of sentence to buy some time or trying to figure out words which are beyond your comprehension.

"hmmmmm...." Means the manager is confused

Hmmmmm......And you were saying....

Aaaahaaaaa....."Means, he has found a good reason to fire you or make you sound like a total
moron.
Aaaahahaaaa..Thats a nice idea. Thank God you told me that. Yes we can size down the team that
way and still get going.

Ha ha ha ha ...." Means he is laughing at his own joke.

Ha ha ha ha ha..I saw this guy running behind a bus..hahahahaha...ya
know...running...behind....hahahahaha..bus.

Uh oh!!When did we start printing reports on toilet papers!

I seeeeeeee.....Sooo....You do it.

Seriously, he means it.He is visualizing you as a jackass trying to climb the empire state building
without harness.

OOoh!! We finished on time! /?

That aaaaaa......" Serious case of Vocabulary deficiency in the diet. Nooo..Don't help him out with
words, its fun to see them gesture with the hands, I meanputting the words in motion.
What do you call that aaa.....that aaaa....Ya know...that aaa.....