To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.

- Robert Heller
"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare."
29A, the hexadecimal of the Beast.
Another megabytes the dust
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS.
Department of Redundancy Department.
My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the
seashore.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
To define recursion, we must first define recursion.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
God is real, unless declared integer.
I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.
If it was easy, the hardware people would take care of it.
Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
LISP: To call a spade a thpade.
Old programmers never die; they just branch to a new address.
Old programmers never die; they just give up their resources.
My Go this amn keyboar oesn't have any 's.
To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
Where the system is concerned, you are not allowed to ask "Why?".
Never put off till run-time what you can do at compile-time.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
Hex dump: Where witches put used curses...
Finish your mail packet! Children are offline in India.
Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature.
Do you like me for my brain or my baud?
Resistance is useless! (If [ 1 ohm)
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!