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A Wealthy Hospital Benefactor
A Wealthy Hospital Benefactor
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her
tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you
were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles
rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll
be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
“Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed
while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."