Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland

because he doesn't wear pants.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep

you from crying.

The Guinness Book of Records holds the

record for being the book

most often stolen from Public Libraries.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly

than the US Treasury.

Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only

mobile National Monuments.
 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =
12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a

horse has both front legs in

the air, the person died in battle. If the

horse has one front leg in the

air the person died as a result of wounds

received in battle. If the horse

has all four legs on the ground, the person

died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of

Independence on July 4th, John

Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the

rest signed on August 2,but the
 last signature wasn't added until 5 years
later.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in

the English language.

Banging your head off a wall uses 150

calories an hour!(ouch)

There are more plastic lawn flamingos in the

US than real ones.

Chickens can't swallow while they are upside

down.

There are more chickens in the world than

people.

The average life span of an umbrella is

under two years.

The only words in the English language to

contain two "U’s" back to back are: vacuum,

residuum, and continuum.

 The left leg of a chicken is more tender
than the right one.

You consume one tenth (.1) calories when you

lick a stamp.

In an average day, a four year old child

will ask 437 questions.

4,000 people are injured by tea pots every

year.

There is a city called Rome in every

continent.