The following is a draft list of quotes attributed to Melanie Marquez.

My brother is not a girl; he s a gentleman.

That s why I m a success, it s because I don t middle in other people s lives.
Don t judge my brother; he s not a book.
I won t stoop down to my level.
Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?
Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan.
Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo...Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril.
We are lovers, not fighters.
Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same.
I don t eat meat. I m not a carnival.
Sumasakit ang migraine ko.
Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!
I keep my crown in the voltage.
Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?
I couldn t care a damn!
What s your next class before this?
Hello, my brother Joey is out of town, would you like to wait?
Don t touch me not!
You! you re not a boy anymore! You re a man anymore!
Bakit ang dami mong tanong? You're so questionable.
You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice. But you can
never fool me FOUR!
Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko...sa mga kwento nya? Di ba kayo na-PERSUAVE ng
mga kwento niya? Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae...talaga lang ma
lapit siya sa mga gulo...PRO-ACCIDENT kasi siya eh.
Boy Abunda: O Melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong magmo-Mormon ka na
? Melanie: Ah okay lang 'yon Boy, kasi matagal na rin akong SEMI-RETARDED.
They should talk behind the scene...