work for a cause, not for applause. Live life to express, not to impress.

Don't strive to make your

presence noticed, just make your absence felt.

You should eat some makeup, that way you will be a little prettier on the inside too 

got pulled over for speeding. The Cop said, "i have been waiting all day for people like you.
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I said "well, i came as quickly as i could." :P

I advise you don’t mess with me. I knw karate, kungfu, judo, tae kwon do,jujitshu,

and 28 other dangerous words.

83 fish in a tank, 27 drowned. How many fish are left? STOP COUNTING STUPID. Fish can’t ddrown!

I hate to fight. I like to love. But I will fight for what I love.

If ppl have problem with you, then always remember, it’s THEIR problem.