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Being a paranoid survivalist was way easier back in the Cold
War. Back then it was all acute black and white scenarios like,
say, global thermonuclear war. Cut and dried, simple and
straightforward. You’re either vaporized or you’re Mad Max.
As a kid, I always wanted the apocalypse to come, so my life
could be like Fallout.
Today, not so much.
Today, the problems are fuzzy, poorly understood and chronic.
We’re in the suckiest place: the drab reality that sits between
the Good Times and the cool post-apocalyptic wastes with their
supermutants, sawed-off shotguns and nifty leather jackets.
It’s the soul-crusher of a place and a time where everything is
stacked against you.
Where everything is slowly going to Hell, but the government
is still around to squeeze you for taxes.
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specializa
these days. All those dystopic cyber-
punk novels of the 80s?
Bah. Child’s play. Today is probably
what you’d call neo-post-cyberpunk
or something like that.
is for insects”
We got Taser shrapnel artillery
shells, mini-helicopters with full auto
shotguns, frikkin’ pain rays mounted
on bomber planes. There’s cyborg in-
sects buzzing around your hive. Psych
meds in the water. Economic melt-
down. Brainscanners probing your
inner soul for unpermitted thoughts.
People with artificial limbs barred
from the Olympics ‘cause they’re too
good. Chinese Internet addiction
camps beating kids to death. Rumb-
lings of a coming world government.
Mind-boosting drugs popped like
candy by college students. Wars being
fought and won by coldhearted
kill-bots. Covert cyberfronts opening
up between countries, agencies,
corporations, and who-knows-what.
Elections and revolutions being twit-
terized in real-time. Shadowy merce- Go ahead, convince me this is not logical in nature. As in, keeping from
nary armies running amok in conflict Cyberpunk! going absolutely batshit insane. The
theaters foreign and domestic. Mas- In short, there’s plenty of stuff constant overload of information that
sive virtual realities with millions of around to mess us up good, without we find it harder and harder to make
junkies in participation and economies outright offing us. sense of ensures that there’s no shor-
that rival those of medium countries. tage of pins jabbing at our souls. We
Scientists lifting up the skirts of God’s You may not have thought of it get no release either, that equalizing
creation and redefining what it means this way before, but I am absolutely rain of ICBMs never comes.
to be human (and finding out that it’s convinced that the numero uno survi- There’s just taxes, crime, making
all a dirty Perl hack anyway). val problem we face today is psycho- love to your right hand, chems in your
Some unplug and try to get away and time management, various forms
man said,
from the modern world. That kind of of hacking not limited to the digital
works, but if you want to do more realm, tactical ops, superhuman buff-
than just survive, if you want to ness and strength through optimum
thrive, you have to find a way to navi- training & nutrition, the latest in IQ-
ation
gate the straits of cyberpunk in a rea- boosting and life-extending research
sonable manner. That’s where we chems, how to make true friends and
come in. After all, why is it that we get hot chicks to fawn over you, the
want to survive? What’s it all for? art of chilling out amid the constant
worries and stress and info overload,
The answer is basically what it and all kinds of other useful skills and
”
always was: to live the good life. The tricks that you will be able to put to
bad news is that there is no one tel- good use to get through the coming
ling us what that means anymore. times, interesting as they will prove
People have stopped believing in God. to be. Like the man said, specializa-
Politicians have turned into unin- tion is for insects.
spiring bean-counters. The media is a
hysteric joke. And the school system (Incidentally, we’ll be covering
indoctrinates you to be a good little power armor as well as how to find
fit in the lifestyle of semi-skilled time enough for love...)
white collar slavery. Faced with this,
people try to drown out the void with We are aiming to give you what
precious bodily fluids, and one more idle consumerism and approval-seek- Tim Ferriss calls eustress, the good
season of American Idol to watch. ing conformity. Like Tyler Durden kind of stress where you constantly
We’re frogs and the water is slowly foretold: our Great Depression is our have exciting stuff on your plate and
getting warmer. lives. get full enjoyment out of your life.
Think of it as Tony Robbins meets
A lot of people believe we live in The good news is that the capable Burn Notice meets Arnold meets Neu-
the interregnum, that an old order is individual has more options than ever romancer meets your typical greasy
about to be toppled and we are living before. The paradoxical thing is that confidence artist. And they all have a
in an age of strife. while this is eminently true, the glorious lovechild that gets raised by
Whether you choose to believe effect on the masses has been one of Swedish superbabes and diapered
Wallerstein’s theory about the end of increasing conformity and group- with polar bear furs.
the 500 year capitalist cycle, Kur- think. Or something like that.
zweil’s prophesies of eternal life and So, the top end of the game For the man who knows his path,
technological Singularity just around is even more accessible these days. our modern world is ripe with oppor-
the corner, or Panarin’s talk of immi- It takes an open mind and a wide tunity, a gold mine waiting to be ex-
nent civil war in America, I guess we array of skills, however. This is why ploited. You can have everything you
can all agree that something is in the you’re going to see us run all kinds of want, despite what you have been
air, brewing up, building up in the materials, including modern surviva- told.
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Ever heard of Sweden? You know, the land of IKEA furniture, blonde supermodel nym-
phomaniacs, ancient Viking vampires, and polar bears in the streets. Ah yes, good old
Sweden. Known to neighboring Denmark as ”Forbudslandet” (”prohibition country”).
The place to be if you lust for safety-approved adventure, hot chicks and a socialist
cornucopia of free stuff.
Come to Sweden and have the sixth best time of your life, or something like that.
The objective is pure Pareto Principle: to get the Swedish experience with as few
cash outlays as possible while maximizing fun and games. The most reliable attack
vector is obviously to become a student, getting your share of the plunder as well as a
decent education.
Why is this directed at Americans? There are, to my knowledge, two ways to get into Swedish uni:
For the following reasons: as an exchange student or as a free mover. The advantage of the
1) They really like going to college. former is that you are more likely to have cash and living
2) They have some very odd pre-conceptions about Europe, arrangements taken care of. There is fierce competition for some
that can readily be exploited. courses like medicine and law, but most are quite lax with admit-
3) To make them feel special. tance. Any way you slice it, you are pretty much guaranteed to get
admitted to something. And it’s free, so why the hell not?
I know y’all are busy people so here’s
the powerpointized sales pitch: Quality of education. There’s no equiva-
Free education. You can’t beat this really. Paying tuition is 2 lent of Yale or Harvard, but Swedish terti-
ary education is generally very good. You
Nature. Here’s everything you need to know. No polar bears but rather the people themselves, their mannerisms and ways of
3 or penguins to be found, but plenty of green goodness. thinking. This is something unique that you won’t find anywhere
A love of nature is one of those Swedish cultural quirks that else. Even other Scandinavians consider Swedes to be... special.
pops up all the time (another one would be the pagan midsum-
mer ritual of going out into the boondocks, frog-dancing around Close to Denmark. If you are in the mood for a bender, Den-
gigantic phallic symbols and getting shot to hell on strong alco-
hol). Swedish cities are full of parks, trees and mountains. There
are lots of skiing resorts. Swedes
5 mark has all those things that you can’t easily acquire in Swe-
den: cheap and legal hookers, anarchist communes, buying
booze in regular stores, decriminalized
spend more time with their pets
than they do with other people. ”T he w ea th er is like
weed, smoking in bars, biker gangs
upholding the public order, etc. And
The German national sport is col-
lecting Swedish ”beware of the
your psycho ex” where do you think Danish pastries
were invented? Tim Ferriss, our patron
moose” road signs. The weather is deity and all-round sexy beast, has of
like your psycho ex. She was all nice and warm for 6 months while course written about this, just google ”tim ferriss happiest country
she lulled you into a false sense of security, then she went insane denmark”.
and tried to kill you by pummeling you with large chunks of ice.
College subculture. And a huge one, at that, seeing as how
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Culture. Sweden is not exactly a huge warehouse of ancient
culture. If you want to max out on castles, paintings, 6 some cities are 50% college students. Swedish fraternities
(”studentnationer”) have managed to circumvent the usual
museums, and the cool grace of the Occident then go to Italy byzantine rules about serving alcohol by pretending to be a mem-
or something. Sometimes you’re in the mood for your supermodel bers-only society dedicated to protecting students’ rights.
girlfriend’s homely cousin from the country, know what I’m say- In reality, their main activity is to arrange parties and night
ing? clubs, and to provide a complex hierarchy of cool staff titles so
The most interesting part of Swedish culture isn’t castles, the nerds can get laid. If you want to drink for free and look cool,
royal family or native food (mostly rotted fish and Absolut Vodka) contact the head of the Nation and volunteer to be a bartender.
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English compatibility. A lot of college courses are given Also, be prepared to discuss the works of a brilliant documentary
7 in English. And you can always charm some girl in class into maker called Michael Moore.
translating the materials for you anyway. Swedish people
have seen more episodes of Sex and the City and American Idol Very (socially) liberal, Obviously, hookers and drugs are
than you have. They will effortlessly switch to English and no one
will expect you to learn the local language. 8 the exception here (see point 4) but other than that, Swe-
den is exactly like the decadent euro stereotype. If you like
Swedes love Americans, just make sure you voted for Obama. your abortions, legal 15 year olds, unabashedly promiscuous
women, gay parades, stem cell labs, free government-issue
contraceptives, tolerance towards minorities, free health care, etc,
then Sweden is your place. Beware, however: libertine does not
mean libertarian. Think Brave New World, not Declaration of
Independence. Swedes are basically to PC what Bat-
man is to crimefighting, and they sure
do love their taxes.
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Further reading:
http://www.studyinsweden.se
Expat-friendly. Sweden gives out citizenships like http://www.swedenintouch.se
Girls. Swedish girls are definitely what you Where to meet Swedes online:
10 would call very attractive. Not everyone is a
blonde moviestar, of course, but you will find
that the baseline quality is really good. Swedish girls
Flashback.info - This infamous and huge Swedish forum is
total freedom of speech mixed with Swedish discipline to make
sure it doesn’t devolve into 4chan.
generally have pleasant and non-manipulative persona- Spray Date - Swedish dating site.
lities, albeit a bit on the feminist side. As a bonus, Swe- E-kontakt - More dating, mainly MILFs.
dish men are too timid and drunk to be serious Mötesplatsen - See above.
competition in the field. Basically, you can have your pick Lunarstorm - Swedish Myspace.
of an unlimited babestream of blondes if you so desire. Facebook - Yes, 99% of Sweden is on Facebook.
Bonus: all Swedish girls are bisexuals. IRC - Swedish channels are usually appended with
”-se” on Freenode.org, like #ubuntu-se for instance.
Cyberpunk country. Origin of the first Pirate
he city of my dreams, the oasis of place you can grab some cheep beer and a
knowledge in the sea of ignorance decent burger for a low price, and others
that otherwise is Sweden, and the are known for their clubs, but they’re all full
town in which I’ve spent most of the last of people who have recently moved away
from their parents, feel a bit lost, and could
Let me tell you one thing about this be in need of someone who looks like he
city: unless you’re a student it sucks. We’re knows what he’s doing.
So, bring a friend that can dance. Also,
what annoying”, it truly sucks. However, never try to order a drink that you don’t
new people WHO
ACTUALLY SPEAK
TO THEM. My sis-
ter is really good
at this, and except
dr
getting a boyfriend out of it, she also made
sure that a lot of insecure girls from diffe-
rent countries hung out and had pre-par-
ties at our place all the time.
if you come here as a student you’re in for think you could learn to mix yourself within And this is a good thing. Two of them
a good time. ten seconds. have done dishes on multiple occasions,
First of all living is really cheap for stu- The mostly unpaid or hilariously low- we’ve been served really great weird food
dents. You might end up in a crappy room, paid personnel in those places are mostly that I have no idea what it was called and
but they’re not too far from anything and random students with too much free time yeah, it also had other perks.
not too expensive or hard to get. who want to get to know new people Yes, that kind.
There are two or three non-student or whatever by standing around in a bar And yes, I used protection.
clubs that are without drin-
open a lot but ”Swedish people are king all night. As far as other living expenses goes,
they’re over- Tip the ones who you’ll need a bike, which you can get a
crowded, ex- as a rule of thu mb look extra lost decent one for maybe 30 USD or so, and
pensive and the and they’ll serve you’ll need some food and booze.
people in them an ti- so cia l fags” you stuff real Booze is expensive in Sweden but there
vary between fast, and who are ways, both legal and illegal, to get your
under-aged, over-aged, and ugly. Sure, knows, if you order the same stuff all night hands on some cheaper stuff if you’re on a
sometimes you can have some fun there maybe they’ll learn how to mix it correctly. tight budget.
and since it’s more expensive there’s a Wouldn’t count on it, though. Food varies from expensive to really
higher % of girls who are good-looking cheap, depending on which store you go
enough not to ever have to buy drinks, but There’s also something to be said for to. Keep your eyes out for things like ”Lidl”
we’re not looking for that kind of girls, are hanging out with exchange students from or ”Willy’s” if you don’t want to spend too
we? And if you’re looking for that kind of weird countries. much money. Just check out the fruits and
action, just go to Stockholm instead. Swedish people are as a rule of thumb other stuff that needs to be fresh once or
The ”Nations”, basically bars/clubs anti-social fags who won’t talk to people twice extra just in case if you shop there.
made by students for students, are they don’t know so the foreigners from, Also, learn to cook for yourself, and
obviously frequented by students. There in our unconscious mind, non-civilized if you suck at it just invest in a book or
are eleven of them, of different sizes and countries (anything but West Europe and something.
styles. Some of them are most known as a North America) will be thrilled to meet It’s really worth it.
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The modern survival manual: Surviving the economic collapse
text AHA
the city: you have access to the police, services, and jobs. The book is
very heavy on streetsmarts and being pragmatic.
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to some senile old lady
haggling about the price
”No, I don’t besides sitting on your ass
playing cards for the last
such over an extended period of time, but
100k should be easily reachable within
of potatoes in the local sell drugs or few years. 2 or 3 years from when you start if you’re
store when you’ve just somewhat decent at it and take it really
lost a couple of K’s to kill people Enough with the bad seriously.
some retard who seemed things though. The best Also, remember that most gamblers
about as talented with for a living” thing about being a gamb- consciously (if you’re a hot girl) or unconsci-
gambling as said old lady. ler is obviously that you can ously (mostly, if I had to guess) make it seem
easily make 5k a month as if they’ve got more money than they
Also, it’s obviously an uncertain job after maybe a year of gambling if you’ve really have. If it’s an old dude at a casino play-
since you don’t have a steady paycheck got any talent at all. My target winnings ing mid stakes, you can be pretty sure that if
every month, and it’s hard to convince for each month he claims to be a professional
banks and such to give you loans. Overall, are much higher gambler he’s probably
you don’t get much cred from the ”real than that, but far poorer than you.
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Also, it’s even odds that he doesn’t least young gamblers who actually make and everything, despite it being only the
know WTF deodorant is, so be careful with money tend to be a bit geeky. And if you’re second time we actually hung out toge-
that. What makes it seem as if we have a bit geeky, need an excuse to hang out, ther, but I’m quite sure we weren’t sober
more money is that we win and lose a lot your common interest is gambling, and you enough to drive a car for most of the time
all the time, which makes us care less can’t dance, then bets and alcohol seems we were there.
about it. to work very well.
I also feel that most of us might be Other fun accidents happen too. Once
slightly addicted to gambling. We play In fact, last spring I lived in a hotel in I got a message on Facebook from some
”credit card roulette” over dinners (every- central Stockholm with a friend for four or girl who apparently knew someone I knew
one puts his CC in a hat or something, five days, mostly playing poker in the or something similarly random. She told
cutest waitress you can get picks one), we casino all the time during the day (ie from me that I must be loaded. I wrote back and
flip coins for decent sums of money, we when we woke up at 2 pm until we went to told her that I didn’t discuss financial mat-
make bets on stupid shit and overall at sleep at 5 am). We really had a great time ters with strangers. She wrote that we had
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met. I wrote that she seemed decently nice brought me some drinks. While there, So, time to sum this little text up. Being
so I hope I wasn’t rude and inquired how I I played poker with last year’s Miss Belgium a poker player for one’s living or just to pay
could know her because I was fairly sure I’d (hottest girl I’ve ever for one’s studies
remember her if we had actually done so- seen live, I think),
”Lady Luck is really nice. It
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mething. She told me that I had put 40 USD hung out with a takes up some
in her cleavage on my way from the bar Swedish sports le- sometimes wants time, but pro-
with some drinks in my hands. At this gend with medals bably not that
points she had friended me and I had done from the Olympics, to put on a strap- much more than
some research and seen that her boobies
were in fact huge. A pity my sober self isn’t
and tried to chal-
lenge some dude on and do me a normal job. You
can make a lot of
as charming. who was probably
around 25 kg hea-
really viciously money and you
don’t have to lis-
Last month the poker site I’m playing vier than me to an in the ass” ten to some stu-
on invited me to a big tournament in Lon- MMA-fight for €5k. pid boss (unless
don. They paid for the trip, the buy-in I recently made a video of me playing you live with your mom).
(£2750) and 3 nights at a 5 star hotel. some online poker and posted it on some However, it’s sometimes stressful and
While I was playing, a girl from the forums. It got mostly good reviews, but when you fuck up you lose money. You may
company came by once an hour one common complaint was that not even change a bit, care less about money
and asked me if I wanted winning a €3k pot could keep and think differently about some
anything. When I was me from yawning. things. If this is good or bad for you
cold they got me a I can’t say, but for me it’s been
hoodie, when I good.
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addictive grinding and leveling-up quality out-of-
and certainty and transfer it to Real Life? anything, shit-
eating-grin kind of smooth-
Exercise: create a character sheet for ness? To always have a plan, to always
yourself. Be realistic here, you’re not Her- see opportunity where others see adver- route,
cules. sity, to make lemonade when you all you you have to talk
have is explosive pineapples, to always smooth and outwit the GM.
Exercise: determine your current level take charge, leaving everyone wondering If you choose the ninja route you have to
on a scale from 1-20. Try to see what you how someone can be so kick-ass. make a plan and make it all come toge-
would need to do to get to the next level. ther. If you choose violence, well... then you
I’m probably a level 14. I personally feel If you wish to do that, you first have to just roll the dice.
that levels are somewhat logarithmic, so deconstruct what it means. And once you
you need more and more experience points do that, you can devise exercises employ- Exercise: smooth talking. Pick a ran-
to level up, but then again you also get ing gradual progressive overload until you dom word from the dictionary and just riff
better at scoring experience points. get where you want to be. The role-play- off of it. Write down awkward situations in
ing game is not a bad medium for this, see- TV shows where the protagonist has to talk
Exercise: get into the RPG headspace ing as its basic structure is so malleable and his way out of trouble, try to identify
while keeping your Real Life avatar and expandable. general patterns. Do improv theather stuff
situation in working memory. Looking at with your friends. Read books on social
the character sheet, what patterns can you When you play a computer RPG, even engineering. Keep a notebook and test out
see? What would you like to improve? What a relatively free-form one like Fallout or the stuff in-game.
kind of adventurer party would you like to GTA, you still get most of the path laid
run with? Where would you fit in with one? down for you. There are a few different Exercise: problem solving. Any time
routes to the goal and a few different dia- you see some problem to be solved, whe-
10 000 ways to fail: log trees, but the situation is always one of ther it’s a plot development on TV, a politi-
Making lemonade, eating choosing between rigid alternatives. With cal issue in the newspaper or something in
crap and talking a pen & paper RPG, there is no such choice. your personal life, take stock of the facts
smooth You have to CREATE. The GM may have and develop a plan. Always be doing this.
some idea of how to get to the goal, but he Make backup plans for contingencies. Time
Ever watched that Burn Notice show? sure as hell ain’t gonna tell you. You have to yourself, try to think faster. Get your adre-
The one with the MacGyver spy and Ash take charge and solve the problems. You nalin up and observe effects on cognition.
from Evil Dead? If not, shame on you. Any- have to trust in your own ability. You have Practice calming yourself down and get-
way, did you ever wish you could have that to convince your party comrades to see it ting clear in the head. Convince your GM to
kind of think-on-your-feet, talk-my-way- your way. If you choose the manipulative give you lots of tricky problems.
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Some bugs may be features:
Performance-enhanced
daydreamin’, debuggin’
& dice-rollin’
yet we hesitate to do them in Real Life but • Urban Exploration. IRL dungeon- women. When you get good enough, those
have no fears in RPG-land. The PC chatting crawling. Combine with parkour for that ComicCon booth babes with the Elf ears
up every female the party comes across added cyberpunk flair. and chainmail bikinis will be yours!
would be the classic example. • Pick-Up. An esoteric rogue art with • Treasure hunting. Your chance to be
its own secret guild lairs, arcane termino- Indiana Jones. And a pretty decent excuse
Exercise: make a list of all the rela- logy and huge range of spellbooks to study. to study archaelogy.
tively safe things you do in RPG-land but And the reward for leveling up comes in You may want to start out with some-
hesitate to do in Real Life for fear of emba- the form of increasingly hot thing easy like trolling public parks for
rassment or whatever. List pros and cons of petty cash with metal detectors, rather
doing the activity in Real Life. than ransacking sunken Spanish galleons
Trying to steal everyone’s stuff would and stuff.
be an example of something with a lot of
disadvantages, but how about talking to
and trying to befriend every interesting
person you see? How about incessantly
haggling over prices?
Exercise: make a list of things you can you do a postmodern take on RPGs and try coin and refundable Coke can you find in
do to increase the adventure in your life. to crossbreed them with Real Life. Here are the streets. Put the money in a jar and buy
You’re going to need a troupe of minions, a few ideas that fit into the genre: a sword or something.
so write a convincing sales pitch for each • Urban escape and evasion. A
activity. • ”Bang! You’re dead!” A drill where bunch of megacorp gunslingers (or vam-
you’re constantly trying to virtu-kill your pire hunters) are hunting you down. The
Alternate reality: friends by pointing sticks at them and main mission is to lay low and avoid cap-
Live-action drills & making shooting noises, or placing shoe- ture, but to make it challenging you have
frills guaranteed to boxes in their rooms with notes saying objectives you need to achieve. Some good
make you eccentric ”Boom! You just triggered a simulated ones would be objects you must retrieve,
bomb!” Promotes situational awareness places you must visit at certain times, NPCs
Alternate Reality Games and Live- and healthy paranoia. you must interact with, stuff like that. Neill
Action Role-Play are what you get when • Gold farmer. Pick up every damn Strauss did this drill in his latest book (see
the review in this issue) and he actually did
some very RPG:y outside-the-box things
such as recruiting minions on Myspace,
pre-planting caches all over the city, and
getting creative with lockpicks.
• Boot camp. You’re a fresh-faced grunt
in some elite black ops force or paramilitary
vampire slayer’s association, doesn’t really
matter. You’re going to be spending a few
days simulating a few months worth of
physical exercise, weapons training and
camaraderie-building. As a bonus, your GM
will get to roleplay the quintessential
sadistic DI.
• Megacorp infiltration. Use all your
social engineering savvy to explore the
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figure out whether your stuff gels well with style. So you need to be focusing on in-
Alright, what can you do? What ours. As a general rule, we are fairly flex- spiring the readers to take action. An ar-
do you know? Do you instantly ”get” what ible about what we accept as long as it’s ticle that fails to do that may be interesting
we are about as a magazine? Do you have quality material. as hell, but without some kind of actual re-
anything that you can contribute? Write sponse at the individual level it is just an
down a list of stuff you know and could academic exercise. We are not idle enter-
write about. Only contact us when you’ve One more thing.
thought long and hard about this. Compare We’re not just pumping out raw information
tainment for the hordes who just want to
while away their work day. There’s already
your stuff to articles we've written and here, people. We’re selling a certain life- Digg and 4chan for that kind of thing ;)
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So, what does it take go get an article into Don’t have any ideas for articles? Drop
Sexy.
our magazine? Well, it has to at least fulfil us a line and tell us what you know, and we
Take something mundane and make it
one of the following critera: will give you something to write.
exciting and inspiring.