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Why should YOU become the next Mrs Jonesy

Due to the high number of applicants that are looking to marry me this
survey is designed to whittle away the Les Ferdinands from the Ned Zelics

Is your name Donna?


YES
Yes or No?
NO
(100% No)

Do you agree to the fact that I am a


QPR fan and thus..I shall be a grumpy
fucker if we lose and a very happy
man if we win and deal with the
consequences. e.g. lose - ignore me
and never say some bollocks like the
"its just a game". e.g. win I will expect
sex - if i dont go on an all day bender

Yes or No?

(100% No)
YES
NO

Cheddar

Some posh shit

Don’t like
cheese

What’s your favourite cheese?

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