Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Vol 75 No. 13 Mercyhurst College 501E. 38th St. Erie, Pa. 16546 February 7,2002
W a l k A m e r i c a t e a m o r g a n i z i n g w i t h g o a l t o" D o u b l e
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U p participants a n d donations for this year's walk
getting things under way in plenty The first organizational meeting
By Annie DeMeo
s.HgftO, of time to have reach their goals for for those interested in participating
Staff writer March walkers and money raised. in the walk was held in the Great
4 "We are hoping to have 40 walk- Room of the Student Union, Tues-
The theme for the Mercyhurst team af Dimes ers this year and raise $1500," said day, Feb. 12. Any student interested
walking the March ofDimes* annual Swum babm. ugether ^f^WALKAMERICA Weiss. in participating in the walk that was
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walk is "Double Up. The three co- The funds raised benefit the March not at the meeting should contact
captains- (Gennifer Weiss, Julie of Dimes, which is a non-profit or- Weiss at extension 3315 for more
Gladitz, and Kristen McCaskey) are team. early would help and Kristen ganization that works to prevent information.
hoping to double the number of "Last year we took note of some (McCaskey) thoughts theme would birth defects and other early child- The annual walk is nine miles and
walkers, and double the amount of things that should be done for this be a helpful motivator," said Weiss. hood complications through the pro- takes place at Presque Isle. This year
money raised by the Mercyhurst year; we knew that getting started McCaskey, Weiss and Gladitz are motion of a healthy pregnancy term. it will be held Sunday, April 28.
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Hurst students head for the border for Spring Break
S t u d e n t s will b e s t u d y i n g socialj u s t i c e r a t h e r t h a n j u s t socializing \
Border Awareness Program from area, such as immigration, human "I've invited her to speak on Sun- went with the Mercy Institute to do
By Annie DeMeo Wednesday, Feb. 20 through Tues- rights, distribution of wealth, labor day, April 14 as part ofthe Academic Mercy migrant work with children
Staff writer day, Feb. 26. and wages, the environment, and Celebration and the Sister Maura of migrant farmers, I was struck by
"This is actually more of an edu- health and safety. In addition the Smith Lecture Series," said Leap. the social justice issues surrounding
The buzz of who's going where for cational experience than a volunteer group will receive a tour ofthe bor- "She is going to speak about "bor- that environment.*'
Spring Break has begun to spread trip," said Sister Kathleen Marie der and visit with families in Juarez, ders" in all aspects of life: as the re- Kons decided to take part in a sec-
across campus. However, some stu- Leap, director ofthe Mercy Institute, Mexico. late to relationship of the United ond trip in part because it will "help
dents will be working in warmer who is jointly coordinating the trip The Women's Intercultural Center States to Mexico, but also as they me consider what I want to do" af-
destinations. A group of seven stu- with Sister Michele Schroek, direc- is operated by the Sisters of Mercy relate to our spiritual boundaries." ter graduation. Though, the topic it-
dents and two advisors are heading tor of Service Learning. "We will all under the direction of Kathleen The students are enthusiastic self also motivated Kons to take the
to the Women's Intercultural Center be learning about women's issues, Erikson, RSM. Students not travel- about the upcoming trip, Jen Kons opportunity.
in Anthony, N.M. to gain insight into sweat shops, and other border related ing to New Mexico for spring break says that she is "definitely excited" [I'm really interested in the issues
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the difficulties oflife along the U.S.- issues." will have the opportunity to learn about the trip. This will be her sec- surrounding the people on the bor-
Mexico border. Components of the program in- about the border issuesfromErikson ond year participating in a Mercy der, I want to have first-hand expe-
The group will participate in a clude a look at issues that affect the in April. Institute sponsored trip, "Last year I rience with that," said Kons.
PAGE 2 THEMERC1AD FEBRUARY 7,2002
CAMPUS NEWS
Policejapcl Safety Martial Arts program provides classes Students help
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in flexibility, striking and grappling community
January 12,2002 with service
Overdose of alcohol. Suspect
taken to hospital by EMS.
By Alison Spencer
Contributing writer
learning
January 19,2002 The Mercyhurst recreation center is
West Duval apartments offering a self defense and martial
Illegal gathering, large party. [arts program to students. John Bruno,
a Mercyhurst graduate, is the direct-
January 21,2002 ing the program.
Main Campus Bruno took over the Mercyhurst
Subject pretending to be police Self-Defense and Martial Arts pro-
officer on phone. gram after Master Joseph Chung
started the program last year. Bruno
January 24,2002 1 now offers a program that encom-
passes both the intellectual as well
South side of main campus
as physical side of martial arts.
Neighbor struck by vehicle. "Martial Arts is very spiritual to
me, but 1 do not expect others to nec- Annie Sitter/Merciad photographer
January 24,2002 essarily see it that way. However, I Working out in the recreation center, Ariana Horton throws a
McAuley Hall think it is perfectly alright for people powerful kick to her partner.
Non-student caught trespassing to participate in the martial arts sim-
and not allowed on Mercyhurst ply as a hobby.** Bruno stated. In fact,
campus martial arts are an excellent way to punching, kicking and other types of pects of many different striking arts,
relieve stress, gain flexibility, have strikes. Striking arts are Kung Fu, including Karate and Kung Fu. The
January 26,2002 fun, and stay in shape according to Karate, Tae Kwon Do and boxing. workout is set up like a boxing match.
Parking lot #1 *f • Bruno. He added that it can be an Then there is the fitness/flexibilityThere is a bell that sounds the begin-
Criminal mischief involving excellent cardiovascular workout. aspects of martial arts and yoga. ning and end of a 3-minute round
broken window in vehicle with no At the same time, he advises that There is a basic flexibility class in with a one minute rest in between
signs of entry. people may potentially learn to de- which you can casually practice mar- rounds. According to Bruno, it is very
fend themselves. Bruno suggests that tial arts style, Yoga style and athletic cardio vase ularly intense. File photo
January 26,2002 people should participate in martial style stretching techniques to main- Finally) there is a basic grappling
arts for themselves. "I enjoy being a tain or gain flexibility. This is an ex- class. The class combines techniques (Top picture) Dr; Mary Snyder's
Lewis Avenue apartments part of someone discovering and en- cellent class for any athlete or per- from Judo and Jiu Jitsu as well as Honors Peace and Justice class
Student received harassing phone joying the martial arts as recreation son that is lifting weights according
other wrestling arts. This class is run serves ajdinner atjfCommunity
call as much as I enjoy helping people to Bruno. It is also a good class for similar to a wrestling practice, al- helter Services Lodge on Jan.
that will fight in competitions, and I people at any level of flexibility or though not nearly as intense, as it is ji 2002. During the month of
t
January 27,200$ learn things from everyone that I fitness, as people work within their meant to be a basic class for every- anuary the Peace and Justice
teach as well." says BrunoT^^^^n own limitations/^^'' ^ 5 ^ ^ % one and anyone to participate in. lass served three dinners at the
Students intoxicated and charged The Mercyhust Martial Arts Pro- There is also a class in boxing/ There are repetitive drills to practice
lodge. j£ i i | | t
with liquor law violation. gram is open to everyone, students kickboxing. According to Bruno, techniques for those that are just in- (Bottom picture) Students devel-
and faculty alike. Currently there are heavy bags, gloves, pads, targets, and terested in gaining knowledge while ped a Broadway^musical pro-
January 27,2002 three programs going on. There are other excellent equipment were pur- working up a little sweat. Bruno said, fam presented at the Veteran's
East Duval apartments^ grappling martial arts that focus on chased for practicing the striking arts. "We have 'live* grappling for those (Hospital! St. Mary's Nursing
grabbing and wrestling techniques. Although this class is called "boxing/ who want to get a little more cardio Home and Pleasant Ridge
Unwanted guest involving
There are striking arts that focus on kickboxing** it does encompass as- from the workout.
harassment Student was warned Manor East' in January for their
rvice learning project.
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FEATURES
G r a d u a t e assistant position p r o v e s to b e a life lesson
something back
Making Waves to the football
program and its q
current play-
ers," he said.
Scott Mackar Being a
graduate assis-
Justin Siemon reaches over to his tant would en- J
right and shuts off his blaring alarm able Justin to
clock that is set to the morning tunes recieve a free
of Star 104. The clock reads 6:15 a.m. education in re-
His long day is about to begin. turn for his
Siemon is in his first year of gradu- work as a foot-
ate school where he will get his ball coach.
master's degree in special education "Being a>l
from Mercyhurst College, but he is graduate assis-
far from a regular student. tant was the an-
As an undergraduate, he played for swer to all of my
Mercyhurst's football team under problem. It gave
head coach Joe Kimball. He wanted me an
to further his education, but thought oppurtunity to
that would be impossible because his further my edu-
scholarship ran out after his senior cation for an af-
year. fordable price,
-•• Annie Sitter/Merciad photographer
S "I talked to my parents about go- while I got to do
ing to graduate school, but it was not something I Justin Siemon spends most of his time helping other people. But as a graduate student and a football assistant coach,
he rarely
possible because of our financial sta- have always ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ finds time to relax.
tus," he said. loved, even if it
^ Siemon wanted to get his masters wasn't being on the field and play- ing classes and night classes," he education. But Siemon never com- ing a football coach. I'm trying to
in special education because he en- ing," Siemon said. said. plains. teach these student-athletes the game
joys working with kids who have dis- Siemon has to balance his aca- It's the off-season workouts that Siemon also believes that being a of football and weight room work-
abilities. He wants to help prepare demic schedule of two classes a term really hinder what Justin can accom- coach on the field and in the weight outs. There's nothing more satisfy-
these kids as much as possible for the while being the team's receivers and plish in the classroom. He has to be room will also help him with his fu- ing than watching one of my play-
real worm.* He wlirbegin his student strength and conditioning coach. in the weight room for every lifting ture of being in special education. In ers get stringer or score a touchdown.
teaching in the spring of 2003. During the off-season is where he group that passes through during the his job he will have to help people I'm going to try and use what I've
"I believe that I am the kind of per- probably has to put in the most hours day. With the first one begining at 7 grow as a person. learned as being a coach and imple-
son that can make a difference in as a coach. He runs the teams lifting a.m. and the last one ending at 6 p.m. "When I get out into the real world ment it in my job, " he said.
these kids lives. I enjoy working with and running programs. Though there are some breaks in there'll be plenty of obstacles that I Being a graduate student can be
them and feel that I can help out," "I feel like I'm giving the program his day for lunch, he has to schedule will have to balance with my job. very hectic at times, but the way
said Siemon. something back, because it has given his classes around what his job is to Whether it will be a famly or just Siemon is doing it only one can won-
Siemon currently holds the all-time me so much when I played. I've the football program. worrying about paying rent, I believe der how he balances his schedule. It's
record for receptions made in a game learned a lot of life lessons from foot- "During the off-season I have to that being a graduate assistant is pre- his unconventional belief that keeps
with 15. He is also the second in all- ball and this gives me a chance to schedule my classes at night. It paring me for these real life ob- him upbeat throughout his graduate
time receptions for Mercyhurst Col- wok with other players and help them doesn't bother me that I don't have stacles," Siemon said. years at Mercyhurst College.
lege. He believed that the school and excel not only on the field but off it free time during the day, because I The satisfaction of watching one of Siemon shuts off his alarm and gets
coach Kimball would grant him a as well," he said. believe that this is a very important his players succeed on the field is dressed to start his long day as a
graduate position not only for his During the season Siemon coaches life lesson, that nothing comes easy enough for Siemon to continue his graduate assistant. He goes outside
work that he. has done on the foot- the wide receivers. He is also in in life, you have to work for every- grueling obstacle of balancing his on this cold February day and at-
ball ftel4,>but also; as a student in his charge of all of the football equip- thing you get," he said. class schedule with football. He be- tempts to start his car to meet his first
undergraduate yearrtij&j •I f * ment and laundry during the season.
A*
Another person in Siemon*s posi- lieves that his work as a graduate as- lifting group Of the day. The car
"I felt that I was a perfect graduate "During the season isn't that bad, I tion may complain that there is not sistant will help better prepare him doesn't start, the fuel line has frozen.
student. I've done a lot for the col- can balance my class schedule better enough time in their day to concen- for the real world. He jogs the mile to the weight room
trate on what they are here for, an "My job will kind of relate to be- where he meets his first group.
lege and I believe that I could give because it enables me to take morn-
THE GOOD
Nostalgia goes prime-time
For the last few weeks, after too all the "Law and Order SVU, RSVP,
many deadline-filled days of stress And Another Thing. TTYL's" that often too accurately
• The long awaited ashtrays have finally been placed outside that I pay for, I have found refuge and portray the very things we tune in to
at least most of the Mercyhurst apartment buildings. The Good, comfort in "Nick-at-Nite's" re-runs. get away fro?
The Bad and The Ugly has been pointing out the missing ash- Alex P. Keaton's penchant for one- Phil Pirrello Reality TV? Nothing provides more
trays and the Ugly problem of cigarette-littered entryways to liners and jabs at the "Me decade" of a reality check than Tina "Jennifer
all Mercyhurst apartment buildings since last year. Finally, there serve as the best lullaby I've heard less G.I. Joe play sets and chastising Keaton" Yothers' 8 0s perm.
may be an end to the sea of cigarette butts in the grass that since the days where I fell asleep with my playmates for putting the wrong Simple is indeed better, especially
appears every time the snow melts. action figures (Optimus Prime, all the accessories on Cobra Commander, I in the wake of our pop-culture being
way) in my arms. occasionally took out the toys in be- Fed-Exed and e-mailed to death.
• Mercyhurst's musical theatre majors have been working non- But all of the Keaton family antics, tween arithmetic and spelling words, I say, less Regis and that British
coupled with Sam and the gang on like arithmetic. wench from "Weakest Link" and
stop during their tech week for* their production of more Mike Ceaver. Instead of syndi-
"Cheers" (with a bit of Tony Miselli The older I get, I only occasionally
"Fantasticks." Their hard work will no doubt produce one of cating crap-tastic shows like "V.I.P."
and Kevin Arnold thrown in) have glance at my action figures and space I
the best and most entertaining productions to ever grace the o r
placed me in a Capra-esque mood of ships, watching them collect dust in or any of the various E! "Wild On"
PAC. Break a leg, guys! reflection. I lay back and wonder: the closet or on some shelf. specials (Only thing E! has yet to get
why these tame, by today's television Because of real world constraints 'Wild On" is a trip to the public li-
standards, TV shows serve as the best that did not exist when four-square brary), broadcast "Pee Wee's Play-
reminder of a simpler time and life I championships were recess staples, house" or "Saved By The Bell" on late
THE BAD ... can only recall upon dusting off a few I have nothing but quickly fading night. Down with C-Span and the fif-
photo albums? echoes of laughter to serve as my teen different Food Channels, more
I grew up with media all around window into the "good ol' days." Game Show Network ("no
• MSG reps are supposed to be in frequent contact with me. If I wasn't infrontof a TV, I was The fact that I honestly refer to my whammies, big bucks, stop!"). And
their constituents because all representatives are assigned spe- playing with one of its many "Made youth as the "good ol' days" is even Cartoon Network? Deep six the
cific areas of campus as their constituency area. But many stu- in Taiwan" toys that the advertiser- more traumatic. Powderpuff Girls and get your "He-
dents have no idea who their MSG rep actually is. Could it be friendly format successfully hawks. But, ah, TV is the ultimate placebo. Man" on.
that the reps are slacking on constituency? I never came close to pulling a Jim I love when 10 and 11 p.m. rolls Regret, as I said before, serves to
Carrey in "The Cable Guy," but 1 around and I can just sit back and let hinder the fullest living of our re-
nonetheless developed a sit-com my troubles and worries fade away maining days. But nostalgia, in all its
friendly, Saturday morning cartoon with the familiar themes of my fa- technicolor glory, reminds us of how
* The parking situation worsens... About half the vehicles parked approach towards my pre-teen years. vorite shows. And when was the last great the past can be when our present
on Lewis and Briggs were adorned with the last thing students The older I got, the less playtime I time you remember when TV was calls for a little taste of the "good ol*
want to see when they get ready to drive home: parking tickets. had, Instead of cracking out the end- just escapist entertainment, void of days."
I am sure there are more worthwhile pursuits the traffic offi-
cials can focus on, like lobbying for a Krispy-Kreme.
In-state tuition for illegal aliens? cation in California than persons who tional of the United States is eligible
• That darned groundhog had to see its shadow, didn't he? Snow By Will Shurley live there illegally — it is not con- for such a benefit (in no less an
has decided to return to Erie, turning our campus into a virtual Baylor U. fined to one random case. amount, duration, or scope) without
snow globe. Way to not get your Doppler on with that forecast, i Since the United States Supreme regard to whether the citizen or na-
Joey Stevens. \ Court decided in the 1982 case, Plyer tional is such a resident."?
(U- WIRE) WACO, Texas — Some- v. Doe, that primary and secondary Translation: States cannot give il-
times it does not pay to leave home schools could not consider immigra- legal aliens reduced tuition unless a
— sometimes. tion status when providing education, resident of another state in the United
On Jan. 18, the University of Cali- a movement has begun to extend the States can have access to the same
THE UGLY ... fornia Board of Regents decided that samerightsto the university setting. privilege.
in-state students should still pay Wisconsin, Minnesota, North Caro- But crafty state politicians sidestep
higher tuition rates than those stu- lina and New York have all been toy- federal law by reducing **residency re-
• The icy walkways on campus. The snow came unexpectedly, dents coming from out of state. But ing with the idea of allowing illegals quirements" for in-state tuition rates
coming from out of country is evi- living in their states to take advan- to "number of years attended at a high
but that is not a legit excuse for not having the walkways salted. dently a whole different idea. school Within the state." 'C-
tage of reduced tuition to state uni-
Granted, watching a kid slip and fall is funny at first, but the This wording works rather Well, see-
The board accepted a plan to grant versities. Texas, already struggling
joke is not gonna be funny when it's your butt lying on the ing that unless a citizen of another
illegal aliens in-state tuition rates. with poorly enforced immigration
cold, unsalted concrete. Let's hope this is remedied A.S.A.P.<* state is willing to move out of their
That'sright.Illegal aliens. The stu- measures, is the first state in the union
dents in question would have to have to offer illegal aliens in-state tuition home state by the end of their fresh-
graduated from a California high rates to all its public universities. man year of high school, out-of-state
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Again, students have been getting their borderline stalker school, attended high school in Cali- But what does the federal govern- residents will never be positioned to
fornia for at least three years and ment say about all this? receive in-state tuition.
groove on by harassing fellow students with unwelcome phone promise to apply for residency as The federal immigration law states
calls, according to the police and safety log. The Jerky Boys Of course, there are those who la-
soon as they were eligible. that "An alien who is not lawfully ment students should not be denied
are so eighth grade, so give it a rest.
As absurd as the initial premise present in the United States shall not an education just because their par-
sounds—that American citizens who be eligible on the basis of residence ents came here illegally. But who said
already have paid into the societal within a state (or political subdivi- anything about education being de-
• File under bad attempt to play "MacGyver:" The trash can system ofthe United States evidently sion) for any post-secondary educa- nied?
in front of Zurn that is being used to catch the water leaking have less of arightto a higher edu- tion benefit unless a citizen or na-
from the roof. How 'bout fixing the leak? Just wondering...
The C-toon
Life, like time, waits for no one
us, only later realizing how great we never do. We watch TV, read a
Left to Write those small things are. book, or even drink with college bud-
For me, the simple things tend to dies, and we never truly stop.
Billy Elliott be the only things. The silence of What I am trying to say is that we
dawn on a Sunday morning is just need to stop completely. We need to
Hold on a second. Take a deep breath. one of my ideas of the simple things drop completely out of society's grasp
We all need to take a step back and that life not only takes for granted, and truly let go of our worries and
relax a moment. - but often never acknowledges. fears. We need to re-establish who we
This life could very well be our My best memory is of a beautiful are and remove ourselves from what
only chance at happiness. Yet, in spite skyline, hidden in the hills. I would we have become.
of this revelation hanging above our never have noticed it if 1 had not When I was a kid, I loved the rain. I
heads, we our constantly rushing taken the day off and gone for a drive always thought of it as a cleansing
about, furiously trying to get through with my dad. force that was there to wash away our
the next class or rush the arrival of That memory is priceless. I would problems. When it rained, I would
Spring Break. trade all of my future Spring Breaks drop whatever I was doing and go run
Maybe we all need to stop living just to experience the majesty of that and splash in the puddles. But now,
in the fast-paced world and start tak- moment again. when it rains, all 1 can think of is how
ing glances at all that we have now. 1 We all have heard people say, "Stop it will make that walk between classes
look around me and I see people let- and smell the roses." We hear this. more annoying, or my drive home that
ting the little jokes of life slip by. I 9
much longer. . %
do the same thing. 1 always look for- but how many of us actually listen to
ward to that next big thing. The prob- it? How many of us actually do it? I want to return to those fun days.
lem with doing that is we tend to ig- Even when we put life on pause, it We all should. Because any life with-
nore all the small things that rush by still seems like we are constantly in out a moment of unguarded joy can
Pittributtd by Collegiate frotswlro Fcaiuron 8/ndfett
motion. We talk of relaxing and yet ultimately become a chore.
FEBRUARY 7. 2002 THEMERCIAD PAGES
OPINION
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A m e r i c a n s atl p l a y i n t h e h a l l s o f j u s t i c e
By Beau Elliot fv damn well pleases with them. Right Alliance and Afghan warlords, who anyway? that matter.
U. Iowa now, what America seems to want to have a long, unbesmirched record of First off, they're not prisoners, | This whole thing smacks of the
do with them is wait for the next hur- standing up for human rights. they're just not free to go, and sec- kind of arrogance that has made
ricane to blow up and wash them all Say, didn't the Viet Cong and the ond, so we can demonstrate to Castro America famous around the world.
(U-WIRE) IOWA CITY, Iowa—No, into the Bermuda Triangle, where North Vietnamese stick American how dismal his record on human Go back to the weeks immediately
no, a thousand times no. they can join several thousand POWs in cages? , | rights is. following Sept. 11 and see what King
"The Secretary of Defense practic- Florida ballots. Yes, they did, and they violated the The great bearded one has this ten- George had to say about Osama bin
ing his Shakespeare?" you ask. You see, these guys are evil incar- Geneva Convention in doing so. dency to throw people he doesn' t like Laden: This isn't a question of guilt
Not exactly. That's .Donald nate. They're the most-evil people in That's why the al-Qaeda and Taliban into a Cuban prison and forget about or innocence. We know he's guilty.
Rumsfeld (whose name means gin- the world, according to Rummy. in Cuba are not POWs. Even though them. Without the benefit of a trial But don't play totalitarian games. It
rummy field in German) telling us So, they were in on the Sept. 11 King George and the rest of the ad- — or, at best, a show trial. makes people think we're back in the
that the Taliban and al Qaeda prison- attacks? Not exactly. ministration have spent the last four We, on the other hand, being a free- U.S.S.R. '• '*
ers the United States is keeping in The bombing of the U.S.S. Cole, months declaring that we're at war, dom-loving people, take people we Of course, with all this off-the-
cages in Cuba are not prisoners of then, or the embassies in Africa? No we really are not. Therefore, we don't don't like and throw them into cages books stuff, you do have to wonder
War. one has alleged that, either. But have POWs. Understand? in Cuba. Without the benefit ofa trial. at what point, exactly, an auditor
You see, if they were prisoners of they're evil, make no mistake about You see, sometimes defending the Well, Rummy says, a cage in Cuba ceases to be an auditor and becomes
war, they'd be covered by the Geneva it. And they have no respect for fun- homeland is even trickier than squee- is warmer than a cave in Afghanistan. a bookie, j ,
Convent ion, which means that damental human rights, unlike our geeing the books at Enron. So why Of course, he's never been in an Af- No, no, a thousand times no. I
America couldn't do whatever it allies in Afghanistan, the Northern are we stashing prisoners in Cuba ghan cave — or a Cuban cage, for Letfreedomand justice ring.
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temporary Art, located on,WestJl 1 "Fantasticks" one more time, and who is known throughout Erie for his would be to start off your Saturday drama that relishes in its sap factor.
Street, Jirie is now featuring the who knows, maybe you'll end the work at the Playhouse. right. You can also get "I Am Sam," an
award-winning play "Art" by evening with dinner for two, and a Freshman Evan Gregg had some Every college student knows that amalgamy of both an emotionally
Yasmina Yeza. chauffeur to fulfill all your dreams. comments about his experience 'The a breakfast like this is exactly what manipulative drama and audience
The play centers around three Put on by your very own rehearsals are going extremely well. you need to pick you up after a late pleaser. I liked "Sam." But I hate the
forty-somethings and the way they Mercyhurst musical theatre depart- The experience is amazing and I'm Friday night at the 'Hurst. How fact I like it because, as a critic, it
react to a certain piece of art >j ment, "Fantasticks" is a romantic mu- having so much fun." This will be his about a tall stack of pancakes or an takes advantage of the very medium
One member of the trio, Serge, sical you don't want to miss. Come first major role at Mercyhurst. omelette just the way you like it, in- I critique. But even the most stubborn
played by John Stockhausen, has see why this two act musical was the stead? of wannabe Eberts have soft spots.
purchased a painting for quite a longest running show in the world,
hefty sum. The painting has a white the most frequently produced musi- %%Fantas ticks is You certainly aren't going to find The Plot: Sean Penn is Sam, an
the ingredients for a breakfast like autistic Beatles fan whose mental
background and is painted white cal in the world and the longest run- this in your refrigerator. And forget capacity is that of his 7 year old
(Yep^ it's Just a big white square). ning show in American Theatre. a musical about asking you neighbors, they won't daughter, Lucy ("in the sky with dia-
Marc, Jim Gandolfo, his Fantasticks" has been the only show
(4
have any of it either. So what do you monds"), played by the female
fri end refers to it simply as a "white to play to seven U.S. Presidents, and illusions: the illu- do? v c : f, equivalentjto Haley Joel Osment,
piece of shit^This greatly offends making Mercyhurst history, it is the I recommend heading a few blocks Dakota Fanning. Lucy develops a
Serge and so he seeks the council first musical theatre production to
play in the Performing Arts Center
sions of all young east on 38th Street and paying a visit fear of learning, a fear of exceeding
of their Jfriend Yvan, Mark to the City Diner. In my four years her father, which leads to her educa-
Tannenbaum.^
Yvan is a bumbling underachiever
(PAC). lovers, the illu- at Mercyhurst, I have learned that two tors questioning Sam's ability to par-
In addition to the spectacular per- things are for sure; books are always ent, which puts Lucy in foster care.
who is already stressed out about his
impending wedding. He is, how-
formance the musical theatre depart-
ment has put together a special
sions of their par- too expensive and the City Diner, or Cue Michelle Pfeiffer's ritzy, baby
Pa no's as it was once known, is boomer-with-a-cell-phone lawyer
ever; a highly tolerant man who sup-
ports Serge and his artistic purchase.
Valentine's "Date Night," and on
February 14 at 8 p.m., doors open for
ents where to go for breakfast. It doesn't who draws parallels between the
matter what time of day it is, the City daughter Sam needs and the son she
Yvan*s agreeableness outrages Marc only Mercyhurst students. Not only Diner is probably serving breakfast. can't help but neglect.
and their reajoeelings surface in a will students be guaranteed a satis- DJ. Maloney It's kind of like Perkins, except with The Good: Manipulative to the nth
high-energy, comedic way wo fying evening, there are some extra a more home-cooked flair. ¥ degree, director and co-writer Jessie
three of them get together^ 3 incentives to entice your excitement. Director DJ. Maloney states, Their omelettes are great, always a Nelson knowingly pulls on the heart
|-Marc feels betrayed by Serge be- At the end of the performance a "'Fantasticks' is a musical about il- favorite'of mine. And you can order strings. But Penn and Farming's per-
cause he feels that he is forsaking drawing will take place and three lusions: the illusions of all young lov- them exactly how you want them; formances are the only things that
their friendship in order to shmooz people will walk away with more ers, the illusions of their parents, the cheese, ham, western, veggie, you make the film palatable. TheyCtum
with a more elite social class. In his than they bargained for. Chosen in illusions of old actors. But most of name it. \ stereotypical roles into characters
anger, Marc calls Yvan a spineless this order, third place winner will re- all, it is about theatrical illusion it- The Diner also has the traditional that we care about, even if our sym-
k who can *t» form!nis own ceive twofreeticketsto a Tinsleto wn self; that is, the tacit agreement be- breakfasts that include everything pathy is forced. And kudos to com-
opinions. show, second place winner gets two tween the artist and the audience it- from home fries and hashbrowns, to poser John Powell having a hand in
Serge admits that lie despises free tickets to TGI Fridays, and for self. The piece is lyrical and roman- eggs scrambled or sunny-side-up. spicing the soundtrack with Beatles
Marc's wife because of the way she the first prize, Executive Limousine tic. Most importantly, the show is I do have one warning, however. I covers that don't suck.
fans away cigarette, smoke, while will chauffeur you and a guest to din- acting out of a deeply imbedded fan- Unless you like Cheez Whiz, don't The Bad: Too often does Penn's
Yvan becomes hysterical because of] ner at Joe Roots Grill After dinner tasy, presentationally played employ- order the Eggs Chicago. The descrip- acting seem to imitate mentally re-
the tension.*These three exchange the remaining time is yours; the limo ing silly romanticism, as it's aesthetic tion on the menu says cheese sauce, tarded depictions rather than create
an excess of funny,'laughable ban- is booked for four hours. mode. This is a musical for the whole it really means Cheez Whiz. an original one, like Geoffrey Rush
ter which also provokes interesting In this incredible performance you family." * > * i Since becoming the City Diner in- did in "Shine," or Hoffman's
questions concerning the value ofl will see the extraordinary talent the "Fantasticks" wi 11 be playing in the stead of Pa no's, there has been a new "Rainman." Those Oscar winners
art and its interpretations, as well as Mercyhurst musical theatre depart- Performing Arts Center on Feb IS addition to the restaurant. As patrons knew the importance of remaining
Social class and friendship. ment has to offer. and 16 at 8 p.m., and Feb 17 at 2:30 walk through thefrontdoor, they are true to the subject matter, even one
These three exhibit an almost tan- The cast is comprised of freshman p.m. General admission is $7.50. greeted by the smell offreshlybaked as sensitive to interpretation as au-
gible on-stage chemistry that capti- and sophomores, who have been pre- Children and seniors are $5, and stu- cinnamon rolls, cookies, muffins and tism. Penn's truth likes somewhere
vates the audience from the word paring for "Fantasticks" in a crunch dents with an ID get in for $ 1. many other bakery items. between selling the performance and
I've tried the cinnamon rolls and treading carefully on a taboo subject.
The show is, as always definitely recommend them. Every- It is such tip-toeing where his big-
complimented by the "tastefully,
eclectic artistic feel and intimate set-
little Pizza thing else looks rather mouth-water- gest flaw lies.
ing too. The sweet aroma is enough Emotional manipulations aside, "1
ting that the Roadhouse offers. to make your sweet tooth ache. Am Sam" is an entertaining tear-
"Art" runs through February 23 ev- The City Diner, located on E. 38th jerker, one which leaves you wonder-
ery Friday and Saturday night at 8 LARGE SPECIALTY SMALL SPECIALTY Street, about a block west of Topps, ing if "love is all you need." But don't
km.. For tickets call 456-3656 or PIZZA PIZZA serves lunch and dinner as well. feel ashamed that you easily suc-
visit www.goerie.com/roadhouse. I So, even if it isn't breakfast you're cumbed to "Sam's" sob inducing
$ 99 craving, I suggest checking it out. ways, for that was its point, a point
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But the Crusaders got goals at 13:14 goal-scoring streaks to three games. two more goals to firm up their lead. Men'&volleyball
By Stacey Abbott and 18:35 to take a 2-1 lead after Holy Cross outshot Mercyhurst 37- Senior forward Marty Rychley re- The men's volleyball team hosts
Staff writer fe. twenty minutes. But, the second pe- 34. The Lakers converted both of corded his second score of the year Ball State Saturday,|Feb. 9 in the
riod belonged to Mercyhurst. Fresh- their power play chances while the at 16:35 followed by senior forward MAC at 7 p.m. They head to Findlay
The Mercyhurst men's hockey team man defender T.J. Kemp, sophomore Crusaders finished 1 of 4. Tom McMonagle with his fifth at Wednesday, Feb^l 3 to play another
extended their winning streak to eight forward Peter Rynshoven, senior for- The Crusaders got on the board first 18:18. With 53 seconds of play re- 7 p.m. game.
straight games winning 6-3 and 4-1, ward Brad Olsen, and junior forward the next night after a scoreless first maining in the third period,
respectively, against Holy Cross. The Adam Rivers all found the back of period with a goal at 1:56 ofthe sec- Tackaberry found the open net to fin-
Lakers' overall record improves to the net. The Crusaders stayed within ond period. But that's the only goal ish out the scoring. Senior goalie
17-7-2 and 16-0-2 in the MAAC. striking distance at 5-3 scoring once that Holy Cross would get for the Peter Aubry, this week's MAAC Club hockey
Mercyhurst scored four times in the more after two periods. Mercyhurst night. The Lakers answered quickly Goalie-of-the-Week, added his 50th The club hockey team travels to
second period to erase a 2-1 deficit junior defender Mark Chambers con- with a goalfromsophomore forward career win and his 14th of the sea- Niagara-Friday, Feb. 8 to play at 8
and went on to defeat Holy Cross 6- cluded the scoring with his first of Adam Tackaberry. Tackaberry's tenth son. p.m. They host Cornell at 2 p.m. in
3 before over 1,200 fans at the H art the year at 17:30 ofthe third. In the goal of the season tied the game at Next Friday and Saturday the Lak- the MIC Sunday, Febil 0.
Center Friday night, Feb. 1. Junior end, Mercyhurst had six different 5:22 in the same period and was ers will match up against Sacred
forward R.C. Lyke scored his first goal-scorers and thirteen different helped by line mates freshman for- Heart and American International,
goal ofthe season at 7:55 ofthe first players with at least one point. ward Rich Hansen and Rynshoven. respectively. Tennis*;
period to give Mercyhurst a 1-0 lead. Rynshoven and Olsen extended their Late in the period, the Lakers tallied The tennis teams will host the Great
Lakes Double Championships this
Men's tennis defeats^Shippensburg 6-3,lwomen lose 8-1 weekend.
By Mackenzie Dexter
Sports editor