sAngrez: Which is your favourite flower?

Hindu: Rose.
Angrez: I clean my potty with it.
Muslim: Chameli.
Anmgrez: I clean my potty with it.
Sardar: Cactus! Ab Kar.

Hamne ek murga pakda. Tokri mein band kiya. Woh neeche se nikalgaya !!
Fir pakda. Band kiya. Fir neeche se nikal gaya.
Bahut gussa aaya.
Fir pakda, kata, pakaya aur kha gaya.
Saala Fir neeche se nikal gaya !!!!

Eight Common Phrases after people get drunk:

1. Tu to mera Bhai Hai yaar !

2. Gaadi main chalaunga !
3. Main teri dil se izzat karta hoon yaar!
4. Aaj chad nahin rahi hai yaar !
5. Yeh mat samajh ki main pee kar bol raha hoon !
6. Ek chhota sa peg aur ho jaye !
7. Tu bol bhai, Kya chahiye? Tere liye to jaan hazir hai !
8. Kal se daaru bannd !

Tharo SMS jab aave hai, maro rome rome machal jaave hai.
Ang ang mein gudgudi hove hai.
Ye tharo SMS ko kasoor koi nayeen
Saala mobile hi vibration par hove hai.