IT CAN ALL HAPPEN 

THE FUTURE WITH

INFORMATION
CHIPS ALL AROUND!!!!

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OPERATOR:
"THANK YOU FOR
CALLING PIZZA HUT. MAY
I HAVE YOUR..."
     
CUSTOMER: "HELOO, CAN
I ORDER.."
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OPERATOR :
"CAN I HAVE YOUR MULTI
PURPOSE CARD NUMBER FIRST,
SIR?" 

CUSTOMER:
"IT'S EH..., HOLD..........
ON......889861356102049998-45-
54610"
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OPERATOR:
"OK... YOU'RE...MR SINGH AND
YOU'RE CALLING FROM 24, SHIVAJI
PARK, DADAR. YOUR HOME NUMBER
IS 6745 2366, YOUR OFFICE
76452302 AND YOUR MOBILE  IS
9892347854.
WHICH NUMBER ARE YOU CALLING FROM
NOW SIR?"
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CUSTOMER:
"HOME! HOW DID YOU GET ALL MY
PHONE NUMBERS?

OPERATOR:
"WE ARE CONNECTED TO THE
SYSTEM SIR"
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CUSTOMER:
"MAY I ORDER YOUR SEAFOOD
PIZZA..." 
     
OPERATOR:
"THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA
SIR“
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CUSTOMER:
"HOW COME?"
  
OPERATOR:
"ACCORDING TO YOUR MEDICAL
RECORDS, YOU HAVE HIGH BLOOD
PRESSURE AND EVEN HIGHER
CHOLESTEROL LEVEL SIR"
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CUSTOMER:
"WHAT?... WHAT DO YOU
RECOMMEND THEN?"
     
OPERATOR:
"TRY OUR LOW FAT HOKKIEN MEE
PIZZA. YOU'LL LIKE IT"
     
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CUSTOMER:
"HOW DO YOU KNOW FOR SURE?" 
  
OPERATOR:
"YOU BORROWED A BOOK ENTITLED
"POPULAR HOKKIEN DISHES" FROM
THE NATIONAL LIBRARY LAST WEEK
SIR"
  
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CUSTOMER:
"OK I GIVE UP... GIVE ME THREE
FAMILY SIZE ONES THEN, HOW MUCH 
WILL THAT COST?"
  
OPERATOR:
"THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR YOUR
FAMILY OF 10, SIR. THE TOTAL IS
$49.9! 9"
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CUSTOMER:
"CAN I PAY BY! CREDIT CARD?“

OPERATOR:
"I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE TO PAY US
CASH, SIR. YOUR CREDIT CARD IS
OVER THE LIMIT AND YOU OWE YOUR
BANK  RS 37, 720.55 SINCE OCTOBER
LASTY EAR. THAT'S NOT INCLUDING
THE LATE PAYMENT CHARGES ON YOUR
HOUSINGLOAN, SIR."
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CUSTOMER:
"I GUESS I HAVE TO RUN TO THE
NEIGHBOURHOOD ATM AND WITHDRAW
SOME CASH BEFORE YOUR GUY
ARRIVES“

OPERATOR:
"YOU CAN'T SIR. BASED ON THE
RECORDS,YOU'VE REACHED YOUR DAILY
LIMIT ON MACHINE WITHDRAWAL
TODAY"
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CUSTOMER:
"NEVER MIND JUST SEND THE
PIZZAS, I'LL HAVE THE CASH
READY. 

HOW LONG IS IT GONNA TAKE

ANYWAY?"

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OPERATOR:
"ABOUT 45 MINUTES SIR, BUT IF
YOU CAN'T WAIT YOU CAN
ALWAYS COME AND COLLECT IT
ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE..."

CUSTOMER: " WHAT!"

  
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OPERATOR:
"ACCORDING TO THE DETAILS IN
SYSTEM, YOU OWN A SCOOTER, ...
REGISTRATION NUMBER 1123..."
  
CUSTOMER:
" ????“
OPERATOR:
"IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE SIR?"
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CUSTOMER:
"NOTHING.! .. BY THE WAY... AREN'T YOU
GIVING ME THAT 3 FREE BOTTLES OF COLA AS
ADVERTISED?"
  
  

OPERATOR :
"WE NORMALLY WOULD SIR, BUT BASED ON
YOUR RECORDS YOU'RE ALSO DIABETIC....... "
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CUSTOMER:
UNPARLIAMENTARY LANGUAGE “#$$
^% & $ @ $ % ^ .................. .......” 
OPERATOR:
"BETTER WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE SIR.
REMEMBER ON 15TH JULY 1987 YOU   
WERE CONVICTED OF USING ABUSIVE
LANGUAGE ON A POLICEMAN...?"
    

CUSTOMER: FAINTS
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OPERATOR:
"BETTER WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
SIR. REMEMBER ON 15TH JULY
1987 YOU WERE CONVICTED OF
USING ABUSIVE LANGUAGE ON A
POLICEMAN...?"

CUSTOMER: FAINTS
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