=- Bindaas Funda -= If You Don't Know The Answers In An Exam, Just Put Lines Like This "||||||||||" &

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Vijay Malya's dream got fulfilled now!! . . . . . . . . Beer is now cheaper than petrol..!! . . "Drink and don't Drive."

Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain. :->

Wonderful Lines On An Office Wall : If You Think Ur Boss Is 'Stupid'.. Remember!! U Would Not Have Got The Job If He Was Smarter..!

Fruit Kharab Nahi Hota Makhian Kharab Karti Hain . . . Wah Wah . . . !!!! ......Fruit Kharab Nahi Hota Makhian Kharab Karti Hain . . . !!! ... Bacha Kharab Nahi Hota Bachiyan Kharab Karti Hain :P

Exam Antham: Hum honge all pass; Hum honge all pass; Ek din ho ho; likhte hai bakwas; ...phir bhi hai wiswas; hum honge all pass ek din

Vickram Ko lagatar I LOVE U K SMS Aa rahe Thy Deepak :aaj to buhat LOVE K mesage Aa Rhy he. Vikram -wo yaar aaj mai galti Se B.V Ka Mobile Ley aya hun:-P

One day Manmohan Singh will retire and his autobiography will be called : . . . "3 Mistakes of My Life : 2G, CWG & Sonia G" Like if u agree

An Economist explains his reason for having TWO WIVES... First - Monopoly should be broken... Second - Competition Improves the Services... Now u can LOL..

Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha: What is Nitrate ? Larki sharma k boli: Sir, Rs.1500/=

uske chor jane k bad may to marne hi wala tha...... faraz... .... k achanak yad aaya, ......... uski cousin ne bhi apna number diya tha,,, jan main jan agai yAhoOoo :D :D :P

Agr computer system PUNJABi me hota to...... Welcome= Jee aya nu Ok= Aho Insert= Pao

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Gandhi ji ahinsa ko kyu mante the ??? Kyuki wo jante the ki vo khud ek thappad me khtm hai :P:P

Lessons In Marketing: It Takes One Aishwarya To Sell A Diamond.. . . . . . And . . . . . 3 Abhisheks To Sell A Sim card.. :-D

kale badal chahe hue the. . . Vikram ko uski ghrvali se thapad pda. . . . . . . . kynki Vikram ne ghr vali ko dkh kr gana gaea . .

. . . aj din charea tere rang varga. .