Hitler and Jesus He was the king of the Jews. He was the king of Germany.

The two walked down the black tar path Wandering in central park, On the shortest day of the year. They were discussing hymns and funny batmitzfas, while they watched time walk by. They wore cloth bowls on their heads and metal suns around their necks. Hitler and Jesus, the best of friends. Jesus, the cleanser of all sinners. Hitler, the creator of all the sinners. Hitler and Jesus, friends till the end. The duo walks into a temple, and Hitler looks around like a cat watching a bird through a window. Fascinated by the beauty around him he dwells in all that hes been missing. Jesus places his hand on Hitlers head and attempts to bleach his soul. Hitler cries for several seconds like a banshee. Then he laughs and speaks with a smile on his face, Man I'm just kidding here! Im not Jewish, Im a scientologist!