In a Spanish boat tours and an English one. The Englishman falls into the water and shouts: Help!

Help! Help! Then he says in Spanish: Gel I have, but if you shampoo.

2 guys come into the classroom and the teacher tells one of them: Student, why were you late? I was just dreaming of traveling everywhere, I met so many countries, and woke up a little late. And you, student? I went to the airport to meet him!

Enter a new teacher to the course and you have: Hello, my name is Long. Johnny says: No matter, we have time.

A Frenchman wanted to go on a safari and hired a Mexican guide and went to the safari. While in the jungle came a tiger, Mexican and French ran shouted Aspecting, Aspecting! And the Mexican answers: No, bitch is not, tiger!

A Spanish is a Chinese and says: Hello! And the Chinese says: 12:30.

Honey, I have two news, one good and one bad, I've given up drugs, but do not know where

LEJANDRA BARILLAS is Miss Guatemala 2011

She was the MISS GUATEMALA 2010 but suffered an accident, and MISS UNIVERSE TO HAVE TO SEND TO YOU TO GO TO MISS IVA INTERNATIONAL, AND THIS YEAR WAS GOING TO MISS GUATEMALA THE LAST YEAR!

BELLAAAAAAAAAA!

CLAUDIA GARCIA,

The Chimalteco Claudia Adriana Garcia Alvarez, is since last September 22 at the headquarters of the 40th. Miss Intercontinental pageant edition of 2011, the city of Orihuela, Alicante, Spain. The grand final is scheduled for October 7 and has 70 delegates from around the world. A peculiarity of this contest is that the winner gets the crown is the most expensive in the world of beauty pageants, valued at 240.000 euros.