Teacher :What happened in 1869?

Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?

Student:Gandhiji was four years old.!

Question:What is the fullform of maths.

Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No mam! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher: How old is your father.

Sunny:As old
as I am.

Teacher:How is it possible?

Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

Teacher: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.

Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher:"What is your name?".

Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."

Student:"My name is Sunlight.