TASNISThe American School Not in Switzerland

Official Christmas Song Sheet

Pay Increase
(Sung to White Christmas) Im dreaming of a pay increase Just like the ones I used to know Where my salarys risen And admin listen To hear my awful tales of woe. Im dreaming of a pay increase With every credit card I swipe May your raise be way out of sight And may all your increases de-light. Im dreaming of a pay increase With every letter that Lynn writes May-be I should wake up, shes right Any chance of increases is slight.

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TASNIS Duty Pool

(Sung to Winter Wonderland) Cell phones ring, are you listening Parents call, they are bristling A typical sight, Simons roving tonight Working in the TASNIS duty pool. Gone away is the head-man Here to stay, I am dead, man We tap on some doors And fight back the snores Working in the TASNIS duty pool. In the hall we can watchem study And pretend to really hit the books Well say: Are you finished? Theyll say: No man And give us one of those dirty little looks. Later on, well conspire As we dream of being fired And wait all alone, for residents to phone Working in the TASNIS duty pool

Let us Smoke
(Sung to Let it Snow) Oh the weather outside is frightful But this fag is so delightful And since weve got Thorpe P O. . Let us smoke! Let us smoke! Let us smoke! We dont show signs of slowing And weve found some place for going The lights are turned way down low Let us smoke! Let us smoke! Let us smoke! When we finally say goodnight How Ill hate checking in at the dorm! But if youll give me one last light All the way home Ill be warm My lungs are slowly dying And, my dear, were good at lying But as long as you love me so Let us smoke! Let us smoke! Let us smoke!

Hark! The Herald-Tribunes Gone

(Sung to Hark! The Herald Angels Sing) Hark! The Herald-Tribunes gone Oh my gosh, somethings wrong Once on the desk and left alone Someone thinks it is his own! Joyful, are his shifty eyes, Out the door he quickly flies; With the paper he does flee Does he really think its free? Hark! The Herald-Tribunes gone Once again, it didnt take long!